The Skeptics Annotated Bible (754 page)

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At the same time came the disciples unto Jesus, saying, Who is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven?

2 And Jesus called a little child unto him, and set him in the midst of them,

3 And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

(18.3)
“Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.”
But Paul (1 Cor 13.11) said that we should “put away childish things.” I guess poor Paul didn't make it to heaven.
365 Is it good to be childish?

4 Whosoever therefore shall humble himself as this little child, the same is greatest in the kingdom of heaven.

5 And whoso shall receive one such little child in my name receiveth me.

6 But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.

7 Woe unto the world because of offences! for it must needs be that offences come; but woe to that man by whom the offence cometh!

(18.7) “Woe to the world because of offences!” Jesus condemns the whole world.

(18.8-9) Jesus advises his followers to mutilate themselves by cutting off their hands and plucking out their eyes. He says it's better to be “maimed” than to suffer the “everlasting fire.” of hell.
157 Does Hell exist?

8 Wherefore if thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire.

(18.8)
“If thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire.”

9 And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.

(18.9)
“If thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.”

10 Take heed that ye despise not one of these little ones; for I say unto you, That in heaven their angels do always behold the face of my Father which is in heaven.

(18.10)
“Angels do always behold the face of my Father.”
49 Can God be seen?

11 For the Son of man is come to save that which was lost.

12 How think ye? if a man have an hundred sheep, and one of them be gone astray, doth he not leave the ninety and nine, and goeth into the mountains, and seeketh that which is gone astray?

13 And if so be that he find it, verily I say unto you, he rejoiceth more of that sheep, than of the ninety and nine which went not astray.

14 Even so it is not the will of your Father which is in heaven, that one of these little ones should perish.

(18.15-17) Jehovah's Witnesses use these verses (along with Dt 19.15 and 1 Tim 5.19) to justify their refusal to report or investigate incidents of child molestation unless two or three JWs have witnessed the event. If witnesses do not come forward (and they are discouraged from doing so since it would embarrass the organization), then the victim is told to be quiet about it.

15 Moreover if thy brother shall trespass against thee, go and tell him his fault between thee and him alone: if he shall hear thee, thou hast gained thy brother.

(18.15)
“If thy brother shall trespass against thee, go and tell him his fault between thee and him alone: if he shall hear thee, thou hast gained thy brother.”

16 But if he will not hear thee, then take with thee one or two more, that in the mouth of two or three witnesses every word may be established.

(18.16)
“But if he will not hear thee, then take with thee one or two more, that in the mouth of two or three witnesses every word may be established.”

17 And if he shall neglect to hear them, tell it unto the church: but if he neglect to hear the church, let him be unto thee as an heathen man and a publican.

(18.17)
“If he shall neglect to hear them, tell it unto the church: but if he neglect to hear the church, let him be unto thee as an heathen man and a publican.”

18 Verily I say unto you, Whatsoever ye shall bind on earth shall be bound in heaven: and whatsoever ye shall loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven.

19 Again I say unto you, That if two of you shall agree on earth as touching any thing that they shall ask, it shall be done for them of my Father which is in heaven.

(18.19)
“If two of you shall agree on earth as touching any thing that they shall ask, it shall be done for them of my Father.”
If you can get two other believers to agree with you, and the three of you ask God for something, he will give it to you.

20 For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them.

(18.21-22) Forgive those who repeatedly offend you.

21 Then came Peter to him, and said, Lord, how oft shall my brother sin against me, and I forgive him? till seven times?

(18.21)
“Then came Peter to him, and said, Lord, how oft shall my brother sin against me, and I forgive him? till seven times?”