Read The Strangling on the Stage Online
Authors: Simon Brett
âYes, I got reports of that from Jude.'
âAh, your pretty friend, yes.' He said this as though he were a great connoisseur of the feminine gender, and Carole felt an atavistic pang from her childhood, the inescapable fact that she would never be known as âthe pretty one'.
Putting such thoughts firmly to one side, she asked, âAnd did Ritchie insult you in the same kind of way?'
âNo, he laid off me pretty much.' The smug smile re-appeared. âHe recognized that I was a lot more intelligent than he was. And at least as good an actor. So he tended to avoid direct confrontation with me.'
âThere was no rivalry between you?'
âGood Lord, no. Well, certainly not on my side. I had no reason to be jealous of Ritchie. I suppose he might well have been jealous of me, though.' Again it seemed that this monstrously egotistical thought was a new one to him. âYes, he probably was jealous of me.'
âI wondered if there was ever any rivalry between you over women â¦?'
âWomen?'
âWomen in the company.'
âHow do you mean?' He spoke innocently, but there was a kind of roguishness in his manner too.
âI just wondered whether there might have been any conflict between the two of you over some woman you both fancied â¦?'
âUnlikely.'
âI mean, Ritchie Good apparently had a habit of coming on to every woman he met. He even came on to me,' confided Carole, blushing slightly.
âI don't think that meant much with him. Just a knee-jerk reaction,' said Neville, unaware of how offensive his remark might be. âRitchie was all mouth and no trousers. Glib with the chat, but he didn't follow through.'
âUnlike you â¦?' Carole suggested rather boldly.
Neville Prideaux smiled a wolfish smile. âI generally get what I want. And besides, Ritchie was in a different position from me. He was married.'
âAnd you are not?'
A thin smile answered the question. âI got divorced when I retired. A wife who is excellent as a house mistress at a boy's public school did not fulfil the requirements I had for the rest of my life. Now I am more of an emotional freelance.'
âWhat does that mean?'
âI am not looking for anything long term in a relationship. As long as it's still fun, I will keep on with it. Once it ceases to be fun, I end it.'
Carole found that Neville Prideaux's charm was diminishing by the minute. Otherwise she might not have pushed ahead with her next line of questioning. âI heard someone chatting at rehearsals and saying that you'd had a fling with my predecessor â¦'
âSorry?'
âHester Winstone.'
âHuh.' He looked displeased. âYou can't have any secrets with this lot.' Then he looked defiantly at Carole. âSo what if I did? We're both grown-ups.'
âBut I'd heard that Ritchie Good came on to her too.'
âI thought we'd already established that Ritchie came on to anything in a skirt. Why, are you suggesting that Ritchie and I were rivals for Hester's affections, and I murdered him so I could have uncontested access to her?'
This was so close to what Carole had actually been thinking that she had some difficulty making her denial sound convincing.
âWell, I can assure you that wasn't the case. Hester and I shared one night of what could hardly be described as bliss and decided mutually that ours was not going to be
la grande affaire
.'
âMutually?'
âI decided and told her. She didn't complain. Hester's a very unstable woman.'
Carole didn't disagree. Nor did she think it was the moment to ask Neville whether he thought his behaviour might have contributed to her instability.
âSo,' he went on, âif you're looking for someone who might have murdered Ritchie, I'm afraid you're very much barking up the wrong tree with me.'
âAnd who do you think might be the right tree?' No harm in asking.
âWell, I actually think you're stuck in a whole forest full of wrong trees. Because I firmly believe that Ritchie's death was an accident. That probably Gordon Blaine was playing about with his precious mechanism and left the wrong noose in place. But, if I were going to waste my time playing amateur detectives ⦠I think the question I would ask is: Who has benefited from his death? Who is more relaxed, as if with his decease a huge weight has been lifted off their shoulders?'
âAnd what would your answer be?'
âDavina Vere Smith.'
O
n the Wednesday morning Jude travelled by train for the two stops from Fethering to Fedborough. She felt no guilt in not including Carole in the day's mission. Jude, after all, was the one who had found Ritchie Good's body. Maybe that gave her some obscure right to meet his widow.
On the train she remembered Gwenda saying that she wasn't very mobile, and wondered about her level of disability. But the woman who opened the door of the terraced house in a road off Fedborough High Street showed no overt signs of illness and seemed to move with ease as she hastened to close the front door once her guest was inside. âSorry, need to keep out the cold,' she said.
Jude wouldn't have thought it was that cold, even a bit above average temperature for April. She herself was only wearing a cotton jacket over a T-shirt and skirt. The two chiffon scarves wound around her neck were statements of Jude's style rather than for warmth.
And the minute she stepped inside the house, she was glad not to be wearing more. The place was incredibly overheated, but Gwenda Good was wearing a cardigan over a jumper and fleece jogging bottoms. Over this she had on a plastic apron with a Minnie Mouse image on it. Her hands were in yellow Marigold gloves. She wore her greying hair in a thick plait and had unglamorous black-rimmed glasses.
Jude found it very difficult to assess the woman's age, but certainly reckoned she was a lot older than her late husband.
âVery good of you to come,' said Gwenda Good, and led the way into a small sitting room that faced out on to the street. Wooden Venetian blinds were half-closed and two standard lamps were on to compensate for the gloom. One stood over a small table, on which was a bowl of water, dusters and sponges and some small china figurines. Gwenda gestured to them and said, âWednesday, that's the day I clean the collection. Oh, do sit down.'
As Jude sat in a leather armchair, she became aware of the âcollection' referred to. And the scale of it. It was clearly no coincidence that Gwenda had a Minnie Mouse on her apron. Because the image was reduplicated literally hundreds of times throughout the sitting room. Shelves covered the two side walls, and on one of these stood rows of figurines of Minnie Mouse in a variety of costumes and poses, dressed as a ballerina, as Santa Claus, as a tennis player, as a doctor, as a schoolteacher and many more.
A glass-fronted set of shelves was full to bursting of stuffed Minnie Mouse toys, again in a wide range of liveries. Another section featured Minnie Mouse accessories â pencil cases, backpacks, lunch boxes, packs of cards, board games, jigsaws and so on. Above these hung an opened Minnie Mouse umbrella. Jude observed that even the cushion on her chair wore the distinctive image with its spotted red bow. And the two standard lamps had Minnie Mouse shades.
For once she was at a loss for words. She couldn't think of anything nice to say about the aggregation of Minnie Mouses and yet to behave as if she hadn't noticed it would be perverse. She ended up saying, rather limply, âWell, you've got quite a collection here.'
âYes, it's not bad,' Gwenda agreed, âbut there's always so much more out there. It's hard work just trying to keep up. EBay's made it easier sourcing the goodies, but you have to keep your eye on the deadlines there, or you could miss something great. And actually,' she said as if admitting some shortcoming, âmost of the stuff I've got here is post-1968.'
âSorry? Why is that significant?'
âPost-1968 is modern. Pre-1968 is vintage.'
âAh.'
âAnd the prices are vintage too. You can spend literally millions if you get into that market.'
Again Jude couldn't think of anything to say. The question she was burning to ask â â
why
do you collect it?' â didn't seem appropriate at that moment. So she fell back on a more fitting expression of condolence. âI'm very sorry about your husband's death.'
âThank you.' The words were spoken automatically, without much emotion involved. Gwenda had gone back to sit at her table under the standard lamp, and continued with the cleaning process which Jude's arrival had interrupted. She put each figurine in the water, swirled it round and then wiped it down meticulously with a cloth. Those whose hollow interiors were accessible were carefully dried inside with a sponge.
Gwenda appeared almost to have forgotten that there was anyone else in the room. Jude found it a little odd that she hadn't been offered a cup of tea or coffee. After all, Gwenda was the one who had set up the encounter.
The silence was extended while the punctilious figurine-cleaning continued.
Eventually Jude said, âYou wanted to talk to me about your husband â¦?'
âOh yes,' said Gwenda, as if being reminded of something she had completely forgotten. She looked a little disgruntled at having her attention taken away from the task in hand. âYou were the one who found him dead â that's right, isn't it?'
âI was the one who raised the alarm, yes,' Jude agreed, again keeping Hester Winstone's name out of it.
âAnd he was dead when you found him, not dying?'
âHe was definitely dead.'
âAnd I gather just before that he'd been taking part in a demonstration of how the gallows worked.'
âThat's right. He was part of a set-up with Gordon.'
âGordon?'
âYes. Gordon Blaine. He'd designed and built the gallows.'
âAh. I don't know the names of any of the people Ritchie did his acting with.' She said this as if it would have been rather bizarre for her to have known them.
âDid you go and see any of the shows?'
âNo.' Gwenda sounded surprised that the question needed asking. âI couldn't, could I?'
This was such a peculiar statement that Jude immediately asked, âWhy couldn't you?'
âWell, for obvious reasons.' Which didn't do much to clarify the situation.
âWhat do you mean byâ?'
But Gwenda was not about to offer explanations. âRitchie didn't talk about any of that,' she said. âExcept the women, of course.'
âThe women?'
Once again Gwenda just moved on. âFrom what you saw of Ritchie's body, would you say his death looked accidental?'
âIt seems most likely that it was an accident, yes,' Jude replied cautiously. âThat is, if it wasn't suicide. Do you know whether your husband ever had any suicidal thoughts?'
âGood heavens, no. Ritchie had a very happy life. He liked his work at the bank. He enjoyed his play-acting. And then of course we had a very happy marriage.'
Jude knew it was impossible ever to look inside a marriage and see what's going on, but she would have loved to know how Gwenda Good defined âhappy'. She said, âYou must have been very upset when you got the news of his death.'
âWhy?' Again the strangest of responses.
âWell, because your happy marriage was over.'
âIt had run its course,' said the widow without sentiment. âThat was when it was destined to end. There's no point in getting upset over things that are preordained.'
This sounded like part of some spiritual package, so Jude said, âIt must be a comfort for you to have your faith.'
âI don't have any faith,' said Gwenda. âJust a knowledge that everything that happens is preordained.'
âBy whom?'
âOh, I don't know that.'
This was becoming one of the most bizarre conversations Jude had ever participated in, and yet Ritchie Good's widow did not sound at all unhinged. Everything she said seemed to be entirely logical, at least to her.
Jude had heard that Ritchie Good's funeral had taken place the week before and assumed that, since the body had been released, the police investigation into the death had ended. So she asked, âWas there a good turnout for your husband's funeral?'
âI believe so, yes.'
âYou
believe so
?'
âWell, obviously I couldn't be there.'
âWhy obviously?'
âI can't leave the house,' replied Gwenda, as if this were something that everyone in the world knew.
âDo you mean you are agoraphobic?'
The woman dismissed the word with a shrug. âI'm not too bothered what people call it. I have no interest in psychobabble. I just don't leave the house.' This was spoken without any anxiety or self-pity, as a simple statement of fact. Not leaving the house seemed very normal to her.
âNot even to go to the shops?'
âI have everything delivered. I order online. What with that and eBay, I spend quite a lot of time on the laptop.' Again this was made to sound like the most natural thing in the world.
âA few minutes ago,' said Jude, âyou said that Ritchie didn't talk about his amateur dramatics, but he did talk about “the women” â¦'
âYes.'
âDo you mind if I ask what you meant by that?'
âNot at all.' Gwenda seemed pleased that the matter had been raised. âThe thing is, Ritchie was a very attractive man â¦'
Jude was tempted to say,
Well, he certainly thought so
, but restrained herself.
â⦠and so, obviously, he had lots of women throwing themselves at him.' Gwenda looked straight at Jude for the first time in their conversation. âDid you throw yourself at him?'
âHardly.' Throwing herself at men was not Jude's style, though she couldn't deny the initial attraction she had felt for Ritchie Good.