Read The Strangling on the Stage Online
Authors: Simon Brett
âNo, he didn't mention you.'
âAre you implying by that that he mentioned others?'
âOh yes. Ritchie told me everything. There are a lot of unattached women in amateur dramatic societies, and quite a lot of them came on to him.'
âDon't you think he did some of the “coming on”?' Jude couldn't forget his automatic âWhere have you been hiding all my life?'
âOh no. He told me all about it. A lot of the women were very brazen. They would seek him out and try to get him on his own. Ritchie didn't give them any encouragement. And then most of them would quite shamelessly try to get him to go to bed with them.'
Jude, remembering how Janie Trotman had described her involvement with Ritchie Good, thought she could see a pattern emerging. She waited for more from Gwenda.
âAnd then of course at that point he had to disappoint them. He had to point out that he was happily married. To me.' There was huge complacency in the way she said these words.
And to Jude it all made perfect sense, explaining the gut feeling that she had had when alone in the Crown and Anchor with Ritchie. He was, as she'd thought after her chat with Janie, the male equivalent of a cock-teaser. He would come on to women, chat them up, get them to the point where they would agree to go to bed with him, before suddenly announcing that he couldn't go through with it because of his undying loyalty to his wife.
That was how he got his kicks. And then he would add the refinement of telling Gwenda exactly what had happened â or at least his version of what had happened. And their marriage would be strengthened. In fact, Jude suspected, Ritchie's descriptions of his skirmishes with other women were the dynamo of his relationship with Gwenda. As she had frequently thought before, human imagination can hardly cope with the variety of what goes on inside marriages.
Gwenda Good was still smiling smugly as she dried off a figurine of Minnie Mouse as cheerleader. She didn't seem to feel the need to initiate further conversation.
So, after a lengthy silence, Jude said, âI'm still not quite clear why you asked me here. Have we talked about what you wanted to talk about?'
âOh yes,' said Gwenda blandly.
âWell, could you tell me what it was?'
âOf course. I just wanted to know that you agreed Ritchie's death was an accident.'
A part of Jude wondered why that question couldn't have been asked on the telephone. But a more substantial part of her wouldn't have missed the morning she'd just experienced for the world.
âWhy was that important to you, Gwenda?'
âBecause of the Life Insurance. I didn't want there to be any delay on the Life Insurance, and that could have happened if there was any doubt about the circumstances of his death.'
âYes, I suppose there could have been.'
âAnd if there were a question of suicide the cover could be invalid.'
âWell, I just asked you about that, and you said there was no chance that Ritchie would ever have committed suicide.'
âOh yes, I know that. But I wondered if anyone had been spreading contrary rumours around.'
âFrom everything that I've heard discussed at rehearsals, nobody seems to think there was any question of suicide.'
âOh, good.' The smug smile grew broader. âRitchie worked in Life Insurance, you see. And so he himself was very well insured. He used to say to me quite often â it was one of our little jokes â “I'd be a lot more valuable to you dead than I am while I'm alive.”'
And Gwenda Good laughed. âSo I think when it all comes through,' she said, âI'll be allowing myself a real splurge on eBay for more of my precious Minnies.'
A
s she travelled back on the train to Fethering, Jude went over in her mind the conversation she had just shared. And the more she thought about it, the more bizarre it seemed. Through her work as a healer, Jude had come across mental illness in many forms, but she had never met anyone who behaved like Gwenda. And indeed she wondered whether âmental illness' was the right diagnosis. Though undoubtedly agoraphobic, the woman did not seem distressed at any level. But there was something definitely odd about her.
The glee with which she'd talked about the Life Insurance windfall about to come her way made Jude wonder for a moment whether Gwenda could have had a hand in her husband's death. Killing someone for their insurance is one of the oldest plotlines in the history of crime (and in its fictional version).
On the other hand, if the woman really never left the house, she couldn't have arranged the murder without the help of an accomplice. The more Jude thought about it, the less likely it seemed that Gwenda had been involved.
Still, she had plenty of news to share with Carole so, on her way back from Fethering Station, she called at High Tor to invite her neighbour round for coffee. And, once inside Woodside Cottage, because it was so near lunchtime, opening a bottle of Chilean Chardonnay seemed simpler than the palaver of making coffee.
After the exchange of their news, Carole asked, âWhat do you think of Neville's idea that Davina had a motive to kill Ritchie?'
âWell, he's certainly right that she's more relaxed without him around. He totally destroyed her confidence as a director. She just kowtowed to him, whereas with Olly as Dick Dudgeon, she orders him about all over the place.'
âAnd, of course, after you, she was the first one into St Mary's Hall to discover Ritchie's body. Maybe she was checking up that her little ploy had worked.'
âPossible.' Sceptically, Jude screwed up her face. âDoesn't seem likely, though. And your mentioning that reminds me that Hester Winstone was also present. She was in the hall before I got there.'
âAlone with Ritchie â alive or dead. And tell me again, Jude, what was it exactly that Hester said?'
â“It's my fault. I'm the reason why he's dead.”'
âWhich could be an admission that she had killed him.'
âIt could ⦠except for the fact that the police released her after interviewing her. I can't imagine Hester was in a robust enough emotional state to lie convincingly, so she must have provided an explanation for her presence in St Mary's Hall that let her off the hook.'
Carole sighed. âIt's a pity we can't contact Hester. I think she could provide answers to many of the questions that are troubling us.'
âI agree. I tried ringing her home again yesterday. Once again the phone was answered by Mike, not very pleased to hear from me. Once again he said Hester was “staying with a friend”.'
âDo you think that's true?'
Jude shrugged. âCould be. No way of finding out.'
âI think we should keep an eye on Davina at rehearsal tomorrow night. See if she gives anything away.'
âWhat, like confessing that she murdered Ritchie? I don't think it's very likely she'd provide chapter and verse onâ'
âDon't be trivial, Jude. You know what I mean.'
âWell, yes, I do, butâ'
Jude was again interrupted, this time by the phone ringing. She answered it, and heard an elocuted female voice ask, âIs that Jude?'
âYes.'
âHow nice to hear you. This is Elizaveta Dalrymple.'
âOh.' That was a surprise.
âI gather I have to congratulate you, Jude.'
âOn what?'
âOn taking over from me as Mrs Dudgeon and, from all accounts, being rather splendid in the part.'
âWell, I'm doing my best.'
âI'm sure you are. And also I gather you've got a friend of yours involved too, in the role of prompter. Carole Seddon, isn't that right?'
âYes, it is.' For someone who was boycotting the production of
The Devil's Disciple
, Elizaveta Dalrymple seemed very well informed about it. Jude wondered who was reporting back to her. Olly Pinto seemed the most likely candidate.
âAnyway,' said Elizaveta, âI was wondering whether you â and your friend Carole â might be free on Saturday evening â¦?'
âWell â¦'
âIt's just for a little “drinkies thing” at my place. Totally informal. Say about six o'clock â¦? Would you be free?'
âWell, I know I am. I'm not sure about Carole.' At the mention of her name Carole looked puzzled. âBut actually she's here. I'll ask her.'
âOh, she's there?' said Elizaveta. âI didn't realize you two cohabited.'
âNo, we don't. Weâ'
âDon't worry. Your secret's safe with me.'
Jude suppressed a giggle. It wasn't the moment to put Elizaveta right, to say no, in fact she and Carole were not a lesbian couple. She wondered whether the misapprehension would lead to interesting misunderstandings on the Saturday night. That is, assuming Carole was free.
Jude looked across at her neighbour and said that they were being invited for âdrinkies' at Elizaveta Dalrymple's. And was able to relay the glad news to their hostess that Carole Seddon would be able to come too.
âInteresting,' said Carole when Jude had put the phone down.
âI agree.'
âNeville Prideaux told me that these “drinkies” sessions of Elizaveta's have been going on for years. Something she started when the much-adored Freddie was around. He described them as part of her “power base”.'
âSo why have we been invited?'
âWell, Jude, I'm sure it's not just for the charm of our personalities. According to Neville, Elizaveta Dalrymple always has an ulterior motive.'
âSo we just have to find out what it is.'
âYes,' agreed Carole. âWe do.'
They were both at rehearsal on the Thursday evening and, as agreed, they kept a watching brief on Davina Vere Smith. It was undeniable that since the death of Ritchie Good she had relaxed considerably in her directorial role. And she enjoyed having Olly Pinto as a punchbag.
He still wasn't on top of Dick Dudgeon's lines, so Carole was once again kept busy as prompter. And the further he got into rehearsal for his leading role, the more clearly his inadequacies as an actor were exposed. He just didn't convince on stage. While he should have been projecting the sardonic insouciance of Shaw's anti-hero, he looked insecure, uncertain not only about his lines but also in his whole demeanour.
Increasingly Carole wondered if what Neville Prideaux had suggested might be right. That, in spite of her boycott, Elizaveta Dalrymple had encouraged Olly to take part because she knew he would ruin the production.
There was one confrontation during that evening's rehearsal which caused Carole and Jude to exchange covert looks. Davina Vere Smith was working on a scene in Act Two, the first time Dick Dudgeon and Judith Anderson are left alone together. Storm Lavelle, who by then had her words indelibly fixed on the interior of her cranium, was being very patient as Olly Pinto stumbled and paraphrased, as ever. And even when he got the lines right, he managed to get the intonations wrong.
Each time they had to go back on the scene, the tension in Davina increased. Eventfully, she could stand it no more and burst out, âOh, for God's sake, Olly! Don't you have any idea of the basics of acting?'
âYes, of course I do. I'm just used to working with more sympathetic directors.'
âOh, are you? Well, let me tell you, I can be a very sympathetic director when the talent of the people involved justifies my sympathy. Come back, Ritchie Good â all is forgiven!'
âYou weren't sympathetic to Ritchie,' objected Olly. âYou were just afraid of him.'
âI was certainly not afraid of him.'
âYes, you were. You never argued with him. Whatever he suggested, whatever he wanted to do, you just went along with it.'
âThat was because I trusted him. Because I'd worked with him many times before on other productions and I respected his instincts. I knew he was a good actor, and it was worth putting up with a few disadvantages â like his ego, for instance â because a really good performance would emerge at the end of the process. Why else do you think I put such effort into persuading him to be in the production?'
It was at this moment that Carole and Jude exchanged looks. Somehow they'd both thought that Ritchie Good had been foisted on to Davina Vere Smith by the power brokers of SADOS. But if it was she who had brought him into the
Devil's Disciple
company, that rather changed their views on the situation.
The last thing Davina would have wanted would be to lose her original Dick Dudgeon.
Jude had a call the following morning from a friend she hadn't heard anything of for a long time. They had first met when Isabel, known universally as âBelle', worked as a nurse in one of the big London hospitals. It had been on a course about healing. Belle, increasingly disillusioned by the shortcomings and iniquities of the NHS, had a growing interest in alternative therapies, but she found there was still a scepticism about them amongst the more traditional medical practitioners. Her ambition was to see the alternative integrated with the professional.
The two women had seen a lot of each other when, both between marriages, they had lived in London, but since Jude had moved to Fethering their contact had reduced to the occasional phone call. So when Belle rang on that Friday morning in April they had a lot of catching up to do.
They checked up first on each other's love lives. Both were currently unattached, Belle's second marriage having come to âas sticky an end as the first one â God, men are bastards'. She asked whether her friend had had any recent âskirmishes' but, normally very open to her intimates about such matters, Jude didn't mention her recent involvement with a real tennis enthusiast called Piers Targett. Even though months had passed since she had last seen him, it still hurt.
âAnyway, what about work?' she asked.
âBig changes,' said Belle. âI've left the NHS.'