The Sunset Limited: A Novel in Dramatic Form (2 page)

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White
   
Forty times a hundred is four thousand.
Black
   
(Almost laughing)
I’m just messin with you, Professor. Give me a number. Any number you like. And I’ll give you forty times it back.
White
   
Twenty-six.
Black
   
A thousand and forty.
White
   
A hundred and eighteen.
Black
   
Four thousand seven hundred and twenty.
White
   
Four thousand seven hundred and twenty.
Black
   
Yeah.
White
   
The answer is the question.
Black
   
Say what?
White
   
That’s your new number.
Black
   
Four thousand seven hundred and twenty?
White
   
Yes.
Black
   
That’s a big number, Professor.
White
   
Yes it is.
Black
   
Do you know the answer?
White
   
No. I dont.
Black
   
It’s a hundred and eighty-eight thousand and eight hundred.
They sit.
White
   
Let me have that.
The black slides the pad and pencil across the table. The professor does the figures and looks at them and looks at the black. He slides the pencil and paper back across the table and sits back.
White
   
How do you do that?
Black
   
Numbers is the black man’s friend. Butter and eggs. Crap table. You quick with numbers you can put the mojo on you brother. Confiscate the contents of his pocketbook. You get a lot of time to practice that shit in the jailhouse.
White
   
I see.
Black
   
But let’s get back to all them books you done read. You think maybe you read four thousand books.
White
   
Probably. Maybe more than that.
Black
   
But you aint read this one.
White
   
No. Not the whole book. No.
Black
   
Why is that?
White
   
I dont know.
Black
   
What would you say is the best book that ever was wrote?
White
   
I have no idea.
Black
   
Take a shot.
White
   
There are a lot of good books.
Black
   
Well pick one.
White
   
Maybe
War and Peace.
Black
   
All right. You think that’s a better book than this one?
White
   
I dont know. They’re different kinds of books.
Black
   
This
War and Peace
book. That’s a book that somebody made up, right?
White
   
Well, yes.
Black
   
So is that how it’s different from this book?
White
   
Not really. In my view they’re both made up.
Black
   
Mm. Aint neither one of em true.
White
   
Not in the historical sense. No.
Black
   
So what would be a true book?
White
   
I suppose maybe a history book. Gibbon’s
Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire
might be one. At least the events would be actual events. They would be things that had happened.
Black
   
Mm hm. You think that book is as good a book as this book here?
White
   
The bible.
Black
   
The bible.
White
   
I dont know. Gibbon is a cornerstone. It’s a major book.
Black
   
And a true book. Dont forget that.
White
   
And a true book. Yes.
Black
   
But is it as good a book.
White
   
I dont know. I dont know as you can make a comparison. You’re talking about apples and pears.
Black
   
No we aint talkin bout no apples and pears, Professor. We talkin bout books. Is that
Decline and Fall
book as good a book as this book here. Answer the question.
White
   
I might have to say no.
Black
   
It’s more true but it aint as good.
White
   
If you like.
Black
   
It aint what I like. It’s what you said.
White
   
All right.
The black lays the bible back down on the table.
Black
   
It used to say here on the cover fore it got wore off: The greatest book ever written. You think that might be true?
White
   
It might.
Black
   
You read good books.
White
   
I try to. Yes.
Black
   
But not the best book. Why is that?
White
   
I need to go.
Black
   
You dont need to go, Professor. Stay here and visit with me.
White
   
You’re afraid I’ll go back to the train station.
Black
   
You might. Just stay with me.
White
   
What if I promised I wouldnt?
Black
   
You might anyways.
White
   
Dont you have to go to work?
Black
   
I was on my way to work.
White
   
A funny thing happened to you on your way to work.
Black
   
Yes it did.
White
   
Will they fire you?
Black
   
Naw. They aint goin fire me.
White
   
You could call in.
Black
   
Aint got a phone. Anyways, they know if I aint there I aint comin. I aint a late sort of person.
White
   
Why dont you have a phone?
Black
   
I dont need one. The junkies’d steal it anyways.
White
   
You could get a cheap one.
Black
   
You cant get too cheap for a junky. But let’s get back to you.
White
   
Let’s stick with you for a minute.
Black
   
All right.
White
   
Can I ask you something?
Black
   
Sure you can.
White
   
Where were you standing? I never saw you.
Black
   
You mean when you took your amazin leap?
White
   
Yes.
Black
   
I was on the platform.
White
   
On the platform.
Black
   
Yeah.
White
   
Well I didnt see you.
Black
   
I was just standin there on the platform. Mindin my own business. And here you come. Haulin ass.
White
   
I’d looked all around to make sure there was no one there. Particularly no children. There was nobody around.
Black
   
Nope. Just me.
White
   
Well I dont know where you could have been.
Black
   
Mm. Professor you fixin to get spooky on me now. Maybe I was behind a post or somethin.
White
   
There wasnt any post.
Black
   
So what are we sayin here? You lookin at some big black angel got sent down here to grab your honky ass out of the air at the last possible minute and save you from destruction?
White
   
No. I dont think that.
Black
   
Such a thing aint possible.
White
   
No. It isnt.
Black
   
Well you the one suggested it.
White
   
I didnt suggest any such thing. You’re the one put in the stuff about angels. I never said anything about angels. I dont believe in angels.
Black
   
What is it you believe in?
White
   
A lot of things.
Black
   
All right.
White
   
All right what?
Black
   
All right what things.
White
   
I believe in things.
Black
   
You said that.
White
   
Probably I dont believe in a lot of things that I used to believe in but that doesnt mean I dont believe in anything.
Black
   
Well give me a for instance.
White
   
Mostly the value of things.
Black
   
Value of things.
White
   
Yes.
Black
   
Okay. What things.
White
   
Lots of things. Cultural things, for instance. Books and music and art. Things like that.
Black
   
All right.
White
   
Those are the kinds of things that have value to me. They’re the foundations of civilization. Or they used to have value. I suppose they dont have so much any more.
Black
   
What happened to em?
White
   
People stopped valuing them. I stopped valuing them. To a certain extent. I’m not sure I could tell you why. That world is largely gone. Soon it will be wholly gone.
Black
   
I aint sure I’m followin you, Professor.
White
   
There’s nothing to follow. It’s all right. The things that I loved were very frail. Very fragile. I didnt know that. I thought they were indestructible. They werent.
Black
   
And that’s what sent you off the edge of the platform. It wasnt nothin personal.
White
   
It is personal. That’s what an education does. It makes the world personal.
Black
   
Hm.
White
   
Hm what.
Black
   
Well. I was just thinkin that them is some pretty powerful words. I dont know that I got a answer about any of that and it might be that they aint no answer. But still I got to ask what is the use of notions such as them if it wont keep you glued down to the platform when the Sunset Limited comes through at eighty mile a hour.
White
   
Good question.
Black
   
I thought so.
White
   
I dont have an answer to any of that either. Maybe it’s not logical. I dont know. I dont care. I’ve been asked didnt I think it odd that I should be present to witness the death of everything and I do think it’s odd but that doesnt mean it’s not so. Someone has to be here.
Black
   
But you dont intend to stick around for it.
White
   
No. I dont.
Black
   
So let me see if I got this straight. You sayin that all this culture stuff is all they ever was tween you and the Sunset Limited.
White
   
It’s a lot.
Black
   
But it busted out on you.
White
   
Yes.
Black
   
You a culture junky.
White
   
If you like. Or I was. Maybe you’re right. Maybe I have no beliefs. I believe in the Sunset Limited.
Black
   
Damn, Professor.
White
   
Damn indeed.
Black
   
No beliefs.
White
   
The things I believed in dont exist any more. It’s foolish to pretend that they do. Western Civilization finally went up in smoke in the chimneys at Dachau but I was too infatuated to see it. I see it now.
Black
   
You a challenge, Professor. Did you know that?
White
   
Well, there’s no reason for you to become involved in my problems. I should go.
Black
   
You got any friends?
White
   
No.
Black
   
You aint got even one friend?
White
   
No.
Black
   
You got to be kiddin me, Professor. Not one?
White
   
Not really. No.
Black
   
Well tell me about that one.
White
   
What one?
Black
   
The not really one.
White
   
I have a friend at the university. Not a close friend. We have lunch from time to time.
Black
   
But that’s about as good as it gets.
White
   
What do you mean?
Black
   
That’s about all you got in the way of friends.
White
   
Yes.
Black
   
Mm. Well. If that’s the best friend you got then I reckon that’s your best friend. Aint it?
White
   
I dont know.
Black
   
What did you do to him.
White
   
What did I do to him?
Black
   
Yeah.
White
   
I didnt do anything to him.
Black
   
Mm hm.
White
   
I didnt do anything to him. What makes you think I did something to him?
Black
   
I dont know. Did you?
White
   
No. What is it you think I did to him?
Black
   
I dont know. I’m waitin on you to tell me.
White
   
Well there’s nothing to tell.
Black
   
But you didnt leave him no note or nothin. When you decided to take the train.
White
   
No.
Black
   
Your best friend?
White
   
He’s not my best friend.
Black
   
I thought we just got done decidin that he was.
White
   
You
just got done deciding.
Black
   
You ever tell him you was thinkin about this?
White
   
No.
Black
   
Damn, Professor.
White
   
Why should I?
Black
   
I dont know. Maybe cause he’s your best friend?
White
   
I told you. We’re not all that close.
Black
   
Not all that close.
White
   
No.
Black
   
He’s your best friend only you aint all that close.
White
   
If you like.
Black
   
Not to where you’d want to bother him about a little thing like dyin.
White
   
(Looking around the room)
Look. Suppose I were to give you my word that I would just go home and that I wouldnt try to kill myself en route.
Black
   
Suppose I was to give you my word that I wouldnt listen to none of your bullshit.
White
   
So what am I, a prisoner here?
Black
   
You know bettern that. Anyway, you was a prisoner fore you got here. Death Row prisoner. What did your daddy do?
White
   
What?
Black
   
I said what did your daddy do. What kind of work.
White
   
He was a lawyer.
Black
   
Lawyer.
White
   
Yes.
Black
   
What kind of law did he do?
White
   
He was a government lawyer. He didnt do criminal law or things like that.
Black
   
Mm hm. What would be a thing
like
criminal law?
White
   
I dont know. Divorce law, maybe.
Black
   
Yeah. Maybe you got a point. What did he die of?
White
   
Who said he was dead?
Black
   
Is he dead?

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