Read The Sunset Limited: A Novel in Dramatic Form Online
Authors: Cormac McCarthy
White | | Forty times a hundred is four thousand. |
Black | | (Almost laughing) I’m just messin with you, Professor. Give me a number. Any number you like. And I’ll give you forty times it back. |
White | | Twenty-six. |
Black | | A thousand and forty. |
White | | A hundred and eighteen. |
Black | | Four thousand seven hundred and twenty. |
White | | Four thousand seven hundred and twenty. |
Black | | Yeah. |
White | | The answer is the question. |
Black | | Say what? |
White | | That’s your new number. |
Black | | Four thousand seven hundred and twenty? |
White | | Yes. |
Black | | That’s a big number, Professor. |
White | | Yes it is. |
Black | | Do you know the answer? |
White | | No. I dont. |
Black | | It’s a hundred and eighty-eight thousand and eight hundred. |
They sit. | ||
White | | Let me have that. |
The black slides the pad and pencil across the table. The professor does the figures and looks at them and looks at the black. He slides the pencil and paper back across the table and sits back. |
White | | How do you do that? |
Black | | Numbers is the black man’s friend. Butter and eggs. Crap table. You quick with numbers you can put the mojo on you brother. Confiscate the contents of his pocketbook. You get a lot of time to practice that shit in the jailhouse. |
White | | I see. |
Black | | But let’s get back to all them books you done read. You think maybe you read four thousand books. |
White | | Probably. Maybe more than that. |
Black | | But you aint read this one. |
White | | No. Not the whole book. No. |
Black | | Why is that? |
White | | I dont know. |
Black | | What would you say is the best book that ever was wrote? |
White | | I have no idea. |
Black | | Take a shot. |
White | | There are a lot of good books. |
Black | | Well pick one. |
White | | Maybe War and Peace. |
Black | | All right. You think that’s a better book than this one? |
White | | I dont know. They’re different kinds of books. |
Black | | This War and Peace book. That’s a book that somebody made up, right? |
White | | Well, yes. |
Black | | So is that how it’s different from this book? |
White | | Not really. In my view they’re both made up. |
Black | | Mm. Aint neither one of em true. |
White | | Not in the historical sense. No. |
Black | | So what would be a true book? |
White | | I suppose maybe a history book. Gibbon’s Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire might be one. At least the events would be actual events. They would be things that had happened. |
Black | | Mm hm. You think that book is as good a book as this book here? |
White | | The bible. |
Black | | The bible. |
White | | I dont know. Gibbon is a cornerstone. It’s a major book. |
Black | | And a true book. Dont forget that. |
White | | And a true book. Yes. |
Black | | But is it as good a book. |
White | | I dont know. I dont know as you can make a comparison. You’re talking about apples and pears. |
Black | | No we aint talkin bout no apples and pears, Professor. We talkin bout books. Is that Decline and Fall book as good a book as this book here. Answer the question. |
White | | I might have to say no. |
Black | | It’s more true but it aint as good. |
White | | If you like. |
Black | | It aint what I like. It’s what you said. |
White | | All right. |
The black lays the bible back down on the table. |
Black | | It used to say here on the cover fore it got wore off: The greatest book ever written. You think that might be true? |
White | | It might. |
Black | | You read good books. |
White | | I try to. Yes. |
Black | | But not the best book. Why is that? |
White | | I need to go. |
Black | | You dont need to go, Professor. Stay here and visit with me. |
White | | You’re afraid I’ll go back to the train station. |
Black | | You might. Just stay with me. |
White | | What if I promised I wouldnt? |
Black | | You might anyways. |
White | | Dont you have to go to work? |
Black | | I was on my way to work. |
White | | A funny thing happened to you on your way to work. |
Black | | Yes it did. |
White | | Will they fire you? |
Black | | Naw. They aint goin fire me. |
White | | You could call in. |
Black | | Aint got a phone. Anyways, they know if I aint there I aint comin. I aint a late sort of person. |
White | | Why dont you have a phone? |
Black | | I dont need one. The junkies’d steal it anyways. |
White | | You could get a cheap one. |
Black | | You cant get too cheap for a junky. But let’s get back to you. |
White | | Let’s stick with you for a minute. |
Black | | All right. |
White | | Can I ask you something? |
Black | | Sure you can. |
White | | Where were you standing? I never saw you. |
Black | | You mean when you took your amazin leap? |
White | | Yes. |
Black | | I was on the platform. |
White | | On the platform. |
Black | | Yeah. |
White | | Well I didnt see you. |
Black | | I was just standin there on the platform. Mindin my own business. And here you come. Haulin ass. |
White | | I’d looked all around to make sure there was no one there. Particularly no children. There was nobody around. |
Black | | Nope. Just me. |
White | | Well I dont know where you could have been. |
Black | | Mm. Professor you fixin to get spooky on me now. Maybe I was behind a post or somethin. |
White | | There wasnt any post. |
Black | | So what are we sayin here? You lookin at some big black angel got sent down here to grab your honky ass out of the air at the last possible minute and save you from destruction? |
White | | No. I dont think that. |
Black | | Such a thing aint possible. |
White | | No. It isnt. |
Black | | Well you the one suggested it. |
White | | I didnt suggest any such thing. You’re the one put in the stuff about angels. I never said anything about angels. I dont believe in angels. |
Black | | What is it you believe in? |
White | | A lot of things. |
Black | | All right. |
White | | All right what? |
Black | | All right what things. |
White | | I believe in things. |
Black | | You said that. |
White | | Probably I dont believe in a lot of things that I used to believe in but that doesnt mean I dont believe in anything. |
Black | | Well give me a for instance. |
White | | Mostly the value of things. |
Black | | Value of things. |
White | | Yes. |
Black | | Okay. What things. |
White | | Lots of things. Cultural things, for instance. Books and music and art. Things like that. |
Black | | All right. |
White | | Those are the kinds of things that have value to me. They’re the foundations of civilization. Or they used to have value. I suppose they dont have so much any more. |
Black | | What happened to em? |
White | | People stopped valuing them. I stopped valuing them. To a certain extent. I’m not sure I could tell you why. That world is largely gone. Soon it will be wholly gone. |
Black | | I aint sure I’m followin you, Professor. |
White | | There’s nothing to follow. It’s all right. The things that I loved were very frail. Very fragile. I didnt know that. I thought they were indestructible. They werent. |
Black | | And that’s what sent you off the edge of the platform. It wasnt nothin personal. |
White | | It is personal. That’s what an education does. It makes the world personal. |
Black | | Hm. |
White | | Hm what. |
Black | | Well. I was just thinkin that them is some pretty powerful words. I dont know that I got a answer about any of that and it might be that they aint no answer. But still I got to ask what is the use of notions such as them if it wont keep you glued down to the platform when the Sunset Limited comes through at eighty mile a hour. |
White | | Good question. |
Black | | I thought so. |
White | | I dont have an answer to any of that either. Maybe it’s not logical. I dont know. I dont care. I’ve been asked didnt I think it odd that I should be present to witness the death of everything and I do think it’s odd but that doesnt mean it’s not so. Someone has to be here. |
Black | | But you dont intend to stick around for it. |
White | | No. I dont. |
Black | | So let me see if I got this straight. You sayin that all this culture stuff is all they ever was tween you and the Sunset Limited. |
White | | It’s a lot. |
Black | | But it busted out on you. |
White | | Yes. |
Black | | You a culture junky. |
White | | If you like. Or I was. Maybe you’re right. Maybe I have no beliefs. I believe in the Sunset Limited. |
Black | | Damn, Professor. |
White | | Damn indeed. |
Black | | No beliefs. |
White | | The things I believed in dont exist any more. It’s foolish to pretend that they do. Western Civilization finally went up in smoke in the chimneys at Dachau but I was too infatuated to see it. I see it now. |
Black | | You a challenge, Professor. Did you know that? |
White | | Well, there’s no reason for you to become involved in my problems. I should go. |
Black | | You got any friends? |
White | | No. |
Black | | You aint got even one friend? |
White | | No. |
Black | | You got to be kiddin me, Professor. Not one? |
White | | Not really. No. |
Black | | Well tell me about that one. |
White | | What one? |
Black | | The not really one. |
White | | I have a friend at the university. Not a close friend. We have lunch from time to time. |
Black | | But that’s about as good as it gets. |
White | | What do you mean? |
Black | | That’s about all you got in the way of friends. |
White | | Yes. |
Black | | Mm. Well. If that’s the best friend you got then I reckon that’s your best friend. Aint it? |
White | | I dont know. |
Black | | What did you do to him. |
White | | What did I do to him? |
Black | | Yeah. |
White | | I didnt do anything to him. |
Black | | Mm hm. |
White | | I didnt do anything to him. What makes you think I did something to him? |
Black | | I dont know. Did you? |
White | | No. What is it you think I did to him? |
Black | | I dont know. I’m waitin on you to tell me. |
White | | Well there’s nothing to tell. |
Black | | But you didnt leave him no note or nothin. When you decided to take the train. |
White | | No. |
Black | | Your best friend? |
White | | He’s not my best friend. |
Black | | I thought we just got done decidin that he was. |
White | | You just got done deciding. |
Black | | You ever tell him you was thinkin about this? |
White | | No. |
Black | | Damn, Professor. |
White | | Why should I? |
Black | | I dont know. Maybe cause he’s your best friend? |
White | | I told you. We’re not all that close. |
Black | | Not all that close. |
White | | No. |
Black | | He’s your best friend only you aint all that close. |
White | | If you like. |
Black | | Not to where you’d want to bother him about a little thing like dyin. |
White | | (Looking around the room) Look. Suppose I were to give you my word that I would just go home and that I wouldnt try to kill myself en route. |
Black | | Suppose I was to give you my word that I wouldnt listen to none of your bullshit. |
White | | So what am I, a prisoner here? |
Black | | You know bettern that. Anyway, you was a prisoner fore you got here. Death Row prisoner. What did your daddy do? |
White | | What? |
Black | | I said what did your daddy do. What kind of work. |
White | | He was a lawyer. |
Black | | Lawyer. |
White | | Yes. |
Black | | What kind of law did he do? |
White | | He was a government lawyer. He didnt do criminal law or things like that. |
Black | | Mm hm. What would be a thing like criminal law? |
White | | I dont know. Divorce law, maybe. |
Black | | Yeah. Maybe you got a point. What did he die of? |
White | | Who said he was dead? |
Black | | Is he dead? |