The Terrible Privacy Of Maxwell Sim (25 page)

17

I never expected to be single at the age of forty-eight. But now that it had happened, and now that it was obvious that Caroline had no intention of coming back to me, I realized that I was faced with a very specific problem. Sooner or later, if I didn’t want to end up a lonely old man, I was going to have to find myself another partner. The trouble was, younger women (such as Poppy) were apparently not going to look at me, and I didn’t find older women attractive.

Perhaps I should define ‘older women’, at this stage. I’ve been thinking about this, and I reckon that an ‘older woman’ is any woman who is older than your mother was when you were a teenager. Say that you start getting
really
sexually preoccupied – to the point of not being able to think about anything else – at the age of sixteen. (I know it’s younger than that for kids nowadays, by all accounts. The Western world is so sexualized that most boys are probably all at it by the time they’re fourteen or so. And I read in the paper the other day about a woman who was a grandmother at the age of twenty-six. But my generation was different. We were the last of the late developers.) OK then, when I was sixteen, my mother was thirty-seven, and I can tell you now that she appeared
ancient.
It would never have
occurred
to me that she might have had a romantic life, or an internal life, let alone a sex life (except with my father: and I wasn’t even sure about that, if Alison’s essay was anything to go by). Sexually and emotionally, she was a non-person, as far as I was concerned. She was there to provide for me, for my physical and emotional needs. I know it sounds shocking, put like that, but teenagers are selfish and self-absorbed, and that was how I saw her. And even now, at the age of forty-eight, I find it hard to come round to the idea that women of my mother’s age – OK then, women of
my
age, if you want to put it that way – can be regarded as sexual beings. Of course this is illogical. Of course this is
wrong
. But I can’t help it, and I’m only trying to be honest about it. This, after all, was why I was so mortified on the night of Poppy’s dinner party, when I realized that she had only invited me along to meet her mother.

All of which, I suppose, is by way of explaining my feelings when I pressed the electronic security buzzer at Alison’s house, and she opened the door to me. The last time I had seen her was more than fifteen years ago. The time that was burned most strongly in my memory was almost twenty years before that, when she was seventeen, and my pervy father had taken that photograph of her wearing a tiny orange bikini. And now here she was, standing before me again: as stylish, as confident, as good-looking, as elegant as ever. And fifty years of age. Quite a bit older than my mother had been when I was sixteen and we all went to the Lake District together. Older, for that matter, than my mother had been when she died.

‘Max!’ she said. ‘How gorgeous to see you.’

She offered me her cheek, and I kissed it. The skin was soft and powdery. I breathed in a distinct but not unpleasant scent, somewhere between honey and rosewater.

‘It’s lovely to see you too,’ I said. ‘You haven’t changed a bit.’ (Isn’t this what people are supposed to say, whether it’s true or not?)

‘What a bit of luck that you should be passing by. And Mum said you were on your way to Shetland, is that true?’

‘Yes, that’s right.’

‘How thrilling! Well, come on in!’

She led me through the hallway and into what I took to be one of two or three downstairs sitting rooms. Somehow it managed to combine minimalism and opulence at the same time. There were modern paintings on the walls, thick velvet curtains drawn against the unfriendly night, and different areas of the room were subtly illuminated by hidden spotlights. A large L-shaped sofa with deep, comfortable cushions was arranged around a glass coffee table tastefully strewn with books and magazines. In the hearth, a cheerful fire was burning. I assumed it was a real fire, until Alison said, ‘Is it too hot for you? I’ll turn it down if you like.’

‘No, no. It’s perfect. I love a good fire.’

I regretted those words as soon as they came out of my mouth. Did she remember? Did she remember the fiasco of the fire in Coniston? Or was I only even thinking of it because of the essay I’d read two days ago? Impossible to tell. Her expression gave nothing away.

‘Well then, get yourself good and warm. It’s pretty nasty out there, isn’t it? They say it might snow later tonight. Can I get you a drink? I’m going to have a G&T.’

‘Sounds great. Same for me, please,’ I said, forgetting that I was supposed to be driving us both to the restaurant in a minute.

When Alison returned with the drinks, we sat down on different sides of the L-shaped sofa.

‘Nice room,’ I said, stupidly. ‘Nice house, actually.’

‘It is nice,’ she agreed. ‘But it’s far too big. I’ve been rattling around in it by myself all week. It’s ridiculous, really.’

‘Aren’t the boys here?’

‘Both at school. Boarding.’

‘What about Philip?’

‘Away in Malaysia. Possibly back tonight. Possibly not.’ She took a breath. ‘Goodness, Max, you’re looking … What’s the word?’

‘I don’t know,’ I said. ‘What is the word?’

‘Well … troubled, I suppose. You look a bit troubled.’

‘I’m quite tired,’ I said. ‘I’ve been on the road for three days.’

‘Yes,’ said Alison. ‘Yes, that must be it.’

‘It’s been a funny old year,’ I added. ‘Did your mother tell you that Caroline had left me?’

‘Yes, she did.’ Alison reached out and laid a hand on my knee. ‘Poor Max. You can tell me all about it over dinner.’

While Alison was upstairs making some last-minute adjustments to her appearance, I went outside to get her box full of papers. It was fiercely cold, now, and tiny snowflakes were beginning to spiral ominously in the night air. When I went back into the hallway with the cardboard box she looked at me incredulously.

‘What on earth’s that?’

‘These are yours. Your mum and dad asked me to bring them up.’

‘I don’t want them.’

‘Neither do they.’

‘Well, what are they?’

‘University stuff, I think. Where shall I put the box?’

‘Oh, just leave it there.’ She tutted. ‘They are dreadful. Fancy making you bring it all the way up here.’

She swaddled herself in a fake fur coat and entered a four-digit security code on some gizmo on the wall before stepping outside and closing the door behind us. The ground underfoot was a little slippery already, so she took my arm as we walked to the car. It was nice having her lean against me in this way. The texture of her fur coat was strangely comforting.

‘Ooh, lovely – a Prius,’ she said. ‘Philip and I have been thinking of getting one of these.’

I was about to tell her that it was actually the company’s, but I thought better of it. For some reason I liked the idea of her thinking that I owned it.

The car glided in its usual silent manner through these quiet, dark, secretive streets. The houses seemed massive and imposing, and there were few lights on in any of the windows. We had only been driving for a minute or two and already we had passed two police cars – one of them patrolling the streets slowly, the other parked at a kerbside. I mentioned this to Alison and she explained: ‘There are a lot of concerns about crime round here. You know, this area is full of millionaires – bankers, mostly – and there’s a lot of anger directed at these people at the moment. Just along the road there …’

She began telling me about some multi-millionaire financial wizard who lived in this street and had been brought in to run one of the major banks but had somehow managed to reduce its assets to nothing while simultaneously walking off with a fortune in personal bonuses and pension payments, but I wasn’t listening very carefully. I had already programmed tomorrow’s destination into the SatNav, so Emma now seemed to think that I was already on my way to Aberdeen, and was giving me directions accordingly:

– In two hundred yards, left turn
, she said.

‘Hold your horses,’ I told her. ‘That’s where we’re going tomorrow.’

‘Pardon?’ said Alison.

To my embarrassment, I realized that I’d interrupted Alison in mid-flow while she was telling me about this recent financial scandal. In fact for a moment, while Emma was talking to me, I’d almost forgotten that Alison was there.

‘Who were you talking to just then?’ she asked.

‘I’m sorry?’

‘It just didn’t sound as though you were talking to me, that’s all.’

‘Of course I was talking to you. Who else would I be talking to?’

‘I don’t know.’ She gave me a slightly worried, suspicious glance. ‘Your SatNav?’

‘My SatNav? Why would I be talking to my SatNav? That would be a crazy thing to do.’

‘Yes, it would.’

We dropped the subject and drove on to the restaurant.

It was a welcoming, intimate sort of place, located not far from the castle. The snow had more or less petered out when we arrived, but we were still glad to hurry out of the cold into that cosy interior, with its vaulted ceilings and bare stone walls. There were lots of little alcoves where pairs of diners could eat and talk to each other in relative privacy, and our table was in one of these. The waiter seemed to know Alison and was notably attentive and courteous while seating us. After scanning the list of intriguing, locally sourced dishes on the menu, Alison chose a goat’s cheese salad, while I went for smoked duck. To accompany these, she ordered a French Chardonnay priced at £42.50. Luckily Alison had already offered to pay for the meal. I knew that I would have been pushing my luck too far if I’d tried to claim it on expenses.

‘So your husband’s in the Far East?’ I prompted, as we sipped the wine, which tasted to me much like the sort you can buy for five pounds at Tesco or Morrisons. ‘What’s he doing out there?’

‘Oh, visiting suppliers, I think,’ said Alison, vaguely. ‘He has to travel more and more these days. Actually he’s on his way back from Australia.’

‘I’ve just got back from Australia.’

‘Really? What were you doing there?’

‘Visiting my father.’

‘Oh, of course. I’d forgotten that was where he ended up. How did you find him?’

‘He’s … fine. In good shape.’

‘No, I mean – how did you get on with him this time? Because my memory is – and my memory may be wrong – that you were never that close to your father.’

I didn’t really want to talk about this, to be honest. What I really wanted to do was to get everything out in the open, and to blurt out something along the lines of how sorry I was that thirty years ago she’d caught my father having a wank over a picture of her that she’d never wanted him to take in the first place. But somehow, it was difficult to find the right words. Perhaps fortuitously, I was rescued at that moment by the ringing of my mobile phone. I looked at the screen and saw that the caller was Lindsay Ashworth.

‘I’d better take this,’ I said.

‘Of course.’

Alison began to pour us both some more wine. I pressed the answer button on my telephone.

‘Hi,’ I said.

‘Ahoy there!’ said Lindsay – loudly and somewhat unexpectedly. ‘Avast, me hearties! Splice the mainbrace and hoist the topsail! How are you coping with life on the jolly old ocean waves, you salty old seadog, you?’

‘Excuse me?’

There was a pause. ‘Max, is that you?’

‘Yes.’

‘Well, what’s it like on the boat, then? What’s your cabin like?’

‘I’m not on the boat. I’m in Edinburgh.’

There was a longer, more shocked silence. Also, a noticeable change in Lindsay’s tone of voice. ‘You’re
where
?’

‘I’m still in Edinburgh.’

‘What are you doing in Edinburgh?’

‘I’m having dinner with an old friend.’

‘Max,’ said Lindsay – and now I could definitely hear an edge of anger – ‘what are you
playing
at? You’re supposed to be going to the bloody Shetland Isles!’

‘I know that. I’m going tomorrow.’

‘Tomorrow? Trevor and David got to their destinations yesterday. Tony went there and came back in one day!’

‘I know that, but you told me there was no hurry.’

‘Not hurrying is one thing, Max. That doesn’t mean you have to treat this journey as an excuse to wander through the country at the firm’s expense visiting everybody you know on Facebook.’

There was something strange going on here. Why was she suddenly giving me such a hard time? Two days ago she had been supportive and affectionate. Had something changed in the meantime?

‘Lindsay, are you OK? Is everything OK? Because I think you’re being a bit … well, I think you’re overreacting a bit.’

There was a pause at the other end of the line. Then she sighed. ‘Everything’s fine, Max. Everything’s fine. Just make sure you get there, and do what you have to do, and then get back. OK? Just get on with it.’