Read The Three Colonels Online
Authors: Jack Caldwell
The housekeeper returned her full attention to Richard. “Colonel Fitzwilliam, neither my situation nor that of the steward is dependent upon the goodwill of Lady Catherine de Bourgh. We are both employed by your father, the Earl of Matlock, and have been so for over fifteen years.”
A half hour later, Richard escorted Mrs. Parks through the door of the library, thanking her for her help. The housekeeper was everything Darcy claimed: intelligent, loyal, observant, and helpful. The time the two spent together was very profitable, and many questions were answered.
Richard learned that Mrs. Parks was in a constant battle with Lady Catherine over the management of Rosings Park. Mrs. Parks controlled the food budget. All else was subject to the whims of the mistress, including the hiring and firing of staff, with the exception of the butler, who answered to Mrs. Parks. The financial state was not what it should be, but it was not as dire as the rest of the estate; money had been put aside.
This coincided well with Richard's plans. He saw many places for economy, especially in his aunt's personal spending habits. He had no idea she spent as much as she did on clothes. Seeing the rather shocking figure did bring to the colonel's recollection that he had very rarely seen Aunt Catherine in the same dress twice.
As the lady took her leave to see to the dinner, Richard still wrestled with the key mystery. Mrs. Parks could not say why she and the steward were retained by his father or why Lady Catherine had agreed to such an arrangement. He made a mental note to ask the earl about this; he doubted his aunt would be forthcoming. As for Darcy, he wondered whether his cousin knew of the arrangement or whether he, too, was unaware of it.
Richard's generous heart felt a pang of concern for Lady Catherine's current state of mind. She had never been a very pleasant person, but since Darcy's marriage, his aunt seemed to grow more bitter each year. Now Richard thought he had the key to improving Lady Catherine's demeanor as well as a means to ease his way to acquiring his aunt's permission, if not approval, to seek Anne's hand. To his chagrin, he forgot to raise the matter with Mrs. Parks. He started to go after her when he espied someone who would do as well.
“Mrs. Jenkinson! Just the person I have been looking for!”
Mrs. Jenkinson curtsied. “Colonel Fitzwilliam, I am at your service.”
“Thank you. I would like your opinion on a proposition. My Aunt Catherine has been out of sorts for some time. I trust we both know the reason for this.” Richard did not note the alarm in the lady's eyes. “Therefore, I believe something should be done to remedy the sad circumstance that has caused her so much pain. I have in mind an idea to acquire a catâa lovely new pet for my aunt. What color would you suggest?”
The electrifying result to this declaration was not at all what Colonel Fitzwilliam expected. Mrs. Jenkinson's eyes grew so wide that Richard thought they were in danger of popping out of her head. She began shaking, a low moan rising from her throat. Like a wild woman, Mrs. Jenkinson grasped Richard's lapel in one hand, opened the library door with the other, and dragged the stunned gentleman within.
The lady locked the door and turned on the colonel. “By all that is holy, you must not bring a cat into this house! A person's life may well depend on it!”
“Control yourself, madam!” Richard was at a complete loss to explain Mrs. Jenkinson's behavior. “You are very ill! I must insist that you take this seat. A glass of wineâmay I get you one?”
“No, noâColonel, I insist that you pay attention to me. Please!”
“I am afraid I do not understand. Are you afraid of cats?”
“Good God!” the woman exclaimed to the heavens. “Is this my reward? I risk losing my positionâeven eternal damnationâto save my girl, only to be thwarted by this fool? Lord help me!”
Colonel Fitzwilliam was too astonished to be affronted.
With supreme effort, Mrs. Jenkinson gained control over her emotions. “Colonel Fitzwilliam, please. I know I have insulted youâit is insupportableâbut I
know
I am right in this matter. You must know that I would do
anything
for Anneâ”
“Anne? What does Anne have to do with this?”
“She has
everything
to do with it!” Once again, the lady paused to calm herself. “Sir, you are a wise man. You have a gentleman's education, and you have been to university. I deeply respect you. I believe you would make my girlâI mean, Miss de Bourghâvery happy.” She saw Richard's stunned expression. “Oh, yes, I am aware of your attachment to Anne. Nothing would give me greater joy than to see you both secured in your affections and to see Anne as mistress of Rosings with you at her side.”
Richard stuttered his denials, but Mrs. Jenkinson only smiled. “Forgive me, but I saw you both in the snow yesterday. No one could mistake the regard you hold for each other.”
Richard's mind raced, and he tried to take in what he had just been told.
Each
other?
Does
she
think
Anne
feels
the
same
way?
Mrs. Jenkinson returned to the subject at hand. “You must believe, sir, that science cannot explain everything. It is like faith; it cannot be proved in this world. Do not ask me
how
I knowâI just do. I
know
that cats are⦠are not good for our Anne.”
Richard was still mystified. “But⦠but why? How can a cat hurt Anne?”
“I cannot say. But just observe! Since Lady Catherine's cat⦠went away, Anne's health has so improved that she believes she is strong enough to marry one day! That is proof enough for me.”
In a flash of insight, Colonel Fitzwilliam realized there was much the lady knew about Cleopatra's demise that she was not disclosing.
“Mrs. Jenkinson, I must admit that I find your story⦠well, fantastic. It goes against everything I have been taught. But,” he added as the woman attempted to interject, “I cannot deny that Anne has improved remarkably since⦠umm⦠the incident you describe. I will be guided by the evidence of my eyes. You have convinced me. I will bring no cat into Rosings.”
Mrs. Jenkinson was clearly relieved. “Thank you, Colonel.”
“Shall we join the others? It is nearly time to dine. We must not upset Lady Catherine by being tardy.” Richard helped the lady to her feet but hesitated before going to the door.
“Let me make myself rightly understood, madam,” he said in a stern voice. “I know of the affection in which you hold your charge. 'Tis a wonderful thing. However, the next time you consider taking matters into your own hands, no matter what the cause,” he looked coldly into her eyes as only a Fitzwilliam could, “
do
not
.”
***
Anne was already sitting at the table, nervously waiting for Richard's entrance. Charlotte's assurances of Colonel Fitzwilliam's affection had only changed the nature of her uncertainty. Before, Anne had been unsure of Richard's wishes. Now she was concerned over how to let him know of
her
feelings without acting in an improper manner.
Then, he was at the doorway, searching for her. The pair locked eyes for only a moment, but for her it was enough. Her entire world ceased to exist except to study Richard's faceâhis ruddy complexion, broken nose, funny ears, unruly sandy hair, and overly large mouth. That beautiful, ugly, darling face was graced by a small, all-knowing smile underneath his kind and lively blue eyes, twinkling with love for her.
Anne felt an overwhelming sense of clarity. She knew now that what Mrs. Jenkinson had told her was true: Her beloved loved her. She felt herself light up with joy as the nervousness fled from her body, only to be replaced by another unsettling feelingâone that could only be satisfied by Richard making his intentions known.
Lady Catherine coughed. “I am pleased you have chosen to grace us with your presence, Richard. Stop standing about in that stupid manner and take your seat or the soup will get cold.”
Anne's happiness in the confirmation of her dreams was tempered; she wanted nothing more than for Richard to throw himself at her feet, in front of her mother, and beg her to make him the happiest man in the world. Of course, that could not happen. She would have to wait for a private moment soon. She hoped it would be in the same garden where they stood together in the snow.
However, her beloved could not resist giving some signal of his affection. Richard lightly brushed Anne's leg with his as he sat down beside her. His body prevented Lady Catherine from seeing the look of delighted surprise on the face of her daughter.
Conversation ended as the soup was served. Lady Catherine maintained a stream of meaningless small talk while they ate, but Anne was not deceived. Earlier in the sitting room, her mother informed her that she had magnanimously decided to forgive her daughter and nephew for their indiscretions of the day before. Anne knew that Lady Catherine's “forgiving” meant not bringing the incident up again immediately. Forgetting was not in her character, ever celebrated for its sincerity and frankness. Anne feared her mother's malice was a weapon sheathed only for the present.
As the soup was removed, Lady Catherine inquired, “I pray you have found your labors profitable today, Richard. A Fitzwilliam must always live up to his responsibilities.”
“I quite agree with you, Aunt, and I have been most agreeably occupied this morning. I would like to make an appointment to speak to you about the particulars of my businessâtomorrow afternoon, perhaps?”
Anne's mother was nothing if not predictable, so the heiress was astounded when Lady Catherine cried, “There is no need to stand on ceremony, sir. Speak up! We are all family here.”
Richard looked up at his aunt's expectant face, shrugged his shoulders, and marched off to disaster.
“As you are aware, I have been reviewing the condition of the lands that make up the estate. It will come as no surprise to you that things are not what they ought to be. Yields and income have dropped over the last few years.”
“Here, here. Have you discovered the malefactors?”
“Yes, Aunt, and I will tell you his name: Tradition.”
Lady Catherine frowned. “Tradition? What do you mean by this? Come, come. Tell me the names of the indolent creatures. I will see that the constable runs them off.”
Richard ignored her demand. “Aunt, there are a few older tenants who cannot properly work their lands. Their sons have fled to the cities for employment. There are also younger men who do not farm enough land to support their families. I will tell you of my plans for readjustment presently, but the real reason that yields are down is that the vast number of the tenants follow the traditional way of farming and do not embrace the new scientific methods.”
“What methods?”
“Well, for one, crop rotationâallowing fields to lay fallow, to restâ”
“What! Surely you do not mean that wicked practice of neglecting one field in four!”
“'Tis a proven idea. My father uses it at Matlockâ”
Lady Catherine was unimpressed. “It is a license to idleness! My income cut by a quarter so that men may sit whistling in the wind! How will my rents be paid?”
“Aunt, you must understand that yields on the remaining property will increase to such an extent that you will see no drop in incomeâeventually.”
“Eventually?” cried Lady Catherine. “You seeâyou know that this method is false!”
“That is not what I meant.” Richard took a breath. “The fields are in a critical condition. It will take a season or two to set things rightâfor new farmers to work their new fieldsâ”
“New fields?”
“Yes, Aunt. Mr. Smith, for example, will be pensioned off. The land he worked shall be transferred to Mr. Clarke, a man small in holdings but large in abilities.”
“Mr. Clarke! That babe? How will he pay the rent?”
“He will notânot for the first year,” Richard admitted.
“What?”
Richard quickly explained his plan. “The harvest last season was too small to pay the rent and fill the farmers' larders. They chose to be honest men and paid their due. They have put their families at risk of hunger if not outright starvation. It is time we did right by them.” Lady Catherine was too shocked to speak, so Richard continued. “I have instructed the steward to put in place my reforms and readjustments. For those who comply, there will be a rent holiday of one year, subject to review upon this fall's harvest.”
Anne saw the justice in Richard's plan, but she expected her mother would prove hard to persuade. Lady Catherine did not disappoint.
“Are you saying there will be no rents this year?” Lady Catherine was finally able to squeak.
“I have reviewed your financial position. You have been frugal and have put money aside. With economy in the household and personal accounts, you will hardly notice the inconvenience, while strengthening the farming abilities of your lands. This will not go unnoticed by the people. All Hunsford will know of your generosity. By sharing their pain, you will win their hearts. Your name will be celebrated in the village squareâ”
“Thief!” Lady Catherine screamed. “Thief! You steal my money to give to that⦠that rabble! How could you do this to your family? Are you lost to all duty and honor? There is a viper in my house!”
“Mother!” cried Anne.
Richard tried to reason with her. “Madam, people will starve if we do not act.”
“What do I care for that scum?” she spat. “They live in squalor, breeding their beggars, thieves, and whores! If they starve, it is God's judgment on them! And you wish to accommodate their sin!” She jabbed an accusatory finger in his direction and declared, “You are a traitor to your class!”
Anne was astonished by her mother's open vindictiveness. She looked at the others seated at the table. Richard was shocked silent, and Mrs. Jenkinson was ghostly pale.
“You will rescind your instructions at once!” Lady Catherine demanded, wagging her forefinger in the air. “Do you hear me? At once!”