The Twilight Zone: Complete Stories (3 page)

The dugout phone rang and Beasley went over to pick it up. “Dugout,” he said into the receiver. “What? Who?” He cupped his hand over the phone and looked over at Mouth. “You wanta look at a pitcher?” he asked.

“Are you kidding?” Mouth answered.

Beasley talked back into the phone. “Send him down,” he said. He hung up the receiver and walked back over to Mouth. “He’s a lefty,” he announced.

“Lefty Shmefty,” Mouth said. “If he’s got more than one arm and less than four—he’s for us!” He cupped his hands over his mouth and yelled out toward the field. “Hey, Monk!”

The catcher behind home plate rose from his squat and looked back over toward the dugout. “Yeah?”

“Fletcher can quit now,” Mouth called to him. “I’ve got a new boy coming down. Catch him for a while.”

“Check,” the catcher said. Then he turned toward the pitcher.

“Okay, Fletch. Go shower up.”

Beasley walked back over to sit on the bench in the dugout. “You got the line-up for tonight?” he asked the manager.

“Working on it,” Mouth said.

“Who starts?”

“You mean pitcher? I just feel them one by one. Whoever’s warm goes to the mound.” He spat again and put his foot back up on the parapet, staring out at the field. Once again he yelled out toward his ballplayers. “Chavez, stop already with the calisthenics.”

He watched disgustedly as the three men stopped jumping up and down and the old man sitting on the ground looked relieved. Chavez thumbed them off the field and turned back toward the bench and shrugged a what-the-hell-can-I-do-with-things-like-this kind of shrug.

Mouth took out a handkerchief and wiped his face. He walked up the steps of the dugout and saw the sign sticking in the ground which read: “Brooklyn Dodgers—tryouts today.” He pulled back his right foot and followed through with a vicious kick which sent the sign skittering along the ground. Then he went over to the third-base line, picked up a piece of grass and chewed it thoughtfully. Beasley left the dugout to join McGarry. He kneeled down alongside of him and picked up another piece of grass and began to chew. They knelt and lunched together until McGarry spit out his piece of grass and glared at Beasley.

“You know something, Beasley?” he inquired. “We are so deep in the cellar that our roster now includes an infield, an outfield and a furnace! And you know whose fault that is?”

Beasley spit out his own piece of grass and said, “You tell me!”

“It ain’t mine,” McGarry said defensively. “It just happens to be my luck to wind up with a baseball organization whose farm system consists of two silos and a McCormick reaper. The only thing I get sent up to me each spring is a wheat crop.”

“McGarry,” Beasley stated definitely, “if you had material, would you really know what to do with it? You ain’t no Joe McCarthy. You ain’t one half Joe McCarthy.”

“Go die, will you,” McGarry said. He turned back to stare down the third-base line at nothing in particular. He was unaware of the cherubic little white-haired man who had just entered the dugout. Beasley
did
see him and stared wide-eyed. The little old man came up behind Mouth and cleared his throat.

“Mr. McGarry?” he said. “I am Dr. Stillman. I called about your trying out a pitcher.”

Mouth turned slowly to look at him, screwed up his face in distaste. “All right! What’s the gag? What about it, Grampa? Did this muttonhead put you up to it?” He turned to Beasley. “This is the pitcher, huh? Big joke. Yok, yok, yok. Big joke.”

Dr. Stillman smiled benignly. “Oh, I’m not a pitcher,” he said, “though I’ve thrown baseballs in my time. Of course, that was before the war.”

“Yeah,” Mouth interjected. “Which war? The Civil War? You don’t look old enough to have spent the winter at Valley Forge.” Then he glared at him intently. ‘Come to think of it—was it really as cold as they say?”

Stillman laughed gently. “You really have a sense of humor, Mr. McGarry.” Then he turned and pointed toward the dugout. “Here’s Casey now,” he said.

Mouth turned to look expectantly over the little old man’s shoulder. Casey was coming out of the dugout. From cleats to the button on top of his makeshift baseball cap there was a frame roughly six feet, six inches high. The hands at his sides were the dimensions of two good-sized cantaloupes. His shoulders, McGarry thought to himself, made Primo Carnero look like the “before” in a Charles Atlas ad. In short, Casey was long. He was also broad. And in addition, he was one of the most powerful men either McGarry or Beasley had ever seen. He carried himself with the kind of agile grace that bespeaks an athlete and the only jarring note in the whole picture was a face that should have been handsome, but wasn’t, simply because it had no spark, no emotion, no expression of any sort at all. It was just a face. Nice teeth, thin lips, good straight nose, deep-set blue eyes, a shock of sandy hair that hung out from under his baseball cap. But it was a face, McGarry thought, that looked as if it had been painted on.

“You’re the lefty, huh?” McGarry said. ‘‘All right.” He pointed toward the home plate. “You see that guy with the great big mitt on? He’s what’s known as a catcher. His name is Monk. Throw a few into him.”

“Thanks very much, Mr. McGarry,” Casey said dully.

He went toward home plate. Even the voice, McGarry thought. Even the voice. Dead. Spiritless. McGarry picked up another long piece of grass and headed back to the dugout, followed by Beasley and the little old man who looked like something out of Charles Dickens. In the dugout, McGarry assumed his familiar pose of one foot on the parapet, both fists in his hip pockets. Beasley left the dugout to return to his office which was his custom on days the team didn’t play. He would lock himself in his room and add up attendance figures, then look through the want ads of
The New York Times
. Just Stillman and Mouth McGarry stood in the dugout now, and the elderly little man watched everything with wide, fluttering eyes like a kid on a tour through a fireworks factory. McGarry turned to him.

“You his father?”

“Casey’s?” Stillman asked. “Oh, no. He has no father. I guess you’d call me his—well, kind of his creator.”

Dr. Stillman’s words went past McGarry the way the superchief goes by a water tank. “That a fact?” he asked rhetorically. “How old is he?”

“How old is he?” Stillman repeated. He thought for a moment. “Well, that’s a little difficult to say.”

Mouth looked over toward the empty bench with a see-the-kind-of-idiocy-I-have-to-put-up-with kind of look. “That’s a little difficult to say,” he mimicked fiercely.

Stillman hurriedly tried to explain. “What I mean is,” he said, “it’s hard to be chronological when discussing Casey’s age. Because he’s only been in existence for three weeks. What I mean is—he has the physique and mind of roughly a twenty-two-year-old, but in terms of how long he’s been here—the answer to that would be about three weeks.”

The words had poured out of Dr. Stillman’s mouth and McGarry had blinked through the whole speech.

“Would you mind going over that again?” he asked.

“Not at all,” Dr. Stillman said kindly. “It’s really not too difficult. You see I made Casey. I built him.” He smiled a big, beatific smile. “Casey’s a robot,” he said. The old man took a folded and creased document from his vest pocket and held it out to Mouth. “These are the blueprints I worked from,” he said.

Mouth swatted the papers out of the old man’s hand and dug his gnarled knuckles into the sides of his head. That goddamn Beasley. There were no depths to which that sonofabitch wouldn’t go to make his life miserable. He had to gulp several times before he could bring himself to speak to the old man and when finally words came, the voice didn’t sound like his at all.

“Old friend,” his voice came out in a wheeze. “Kind, sweet old man. Gentle grandfather, with the kind eyes, I am very happy that he’s a robot. Of course, that’s what he is.” He patted Stillman’s cheek. “That’s just what he is, a nice robot.” Then there was a sob in his voice as he glared up at the roof of the dugout. “Beasley, you crummy
sonofabitch
!” A robot yet. This fruity old man and that miserable ball club and the world all tumbling down and it just never ended and it never got any better. A robot!

Dr. Stillman scurried after Mouth who had walked up the steps of the dugout and out on to the field. He paused along the third-base line and began to chew grass again. Over his shoulder Casey was throwing pitches into the catcher at home plate, but Mouth didn’t even notice him.

“I dunno!” he said to nobody in particular. “I don’t even know what I’m
doing
in baseball.”

He looked uninterested as Casey threw a curve ball that broke sharply just a foot out in front of home plate and then shrieked into the catcher’s mitt like a small, circular, white express train.

“That Beasley,” Mouth said to the ground. “That guy’s got as much right in the front office as I’ve got in the Alabama State Senate. This guy is a nothing, that’s all. Simply a nothing. He was born a nothing. He’s a nothing now!”

On the mound Casey wound up again and threw a hook that screamed in toward home plate, swerved briefly to the left, shot back to the right, and then landed in the catcher’s mitt exactly where it had been placed as a target. Monk stared at the ball wide-eyed and then toward the young pitcher on the mound. He examined the ball, shook his head, then threw it back to him, shaking his head slowly from side to side.

Meanwhile Mouth continued his daily analysis of the situation to a smiling Dr. Stillman and an empty grandstand. “I’ve had bum teams before,” he was saying. “Real bad outfits. But this one!” He spat out the piece of grass. “These guys make Abner Doubleday a criminal! You know where I got my last pitcher? He was mowing the infield and I discovered that he was the only guy on the club who could reach home plate from the pitcher’s mound on less than two bounces. He is now ensconced as my number two starter. That’s exactly where he’s ensconced!”

He looked out again at Casey to see him throw a straight, fast ball that landed in Monk’s glove and sent smoke rising from home plate. Monk whipped off the glove and held his hand agonizedly. When the pain subsided he stared at the young pitcher disbelievingly. It was then and only then that picture and sound began to register in Mouth McGarry’s mind. He suddenly thought about the last two pitches that he’d seen and his eyebrows shot up like elevators. Monk approached him, holding his injured hand.

“You see him?” Monk asked in an incredulous voice. “That kid? He picks up where Feller left off, I swear to God! He’s got a curve, hook, knuckler, slider and a fast ball that almost went through my palm! He’s got control like he uses radar. This is the best pitcher I ever caught in my life, Mouth!”

Mouth McGarry stood there as if mesmerized, staring at Casey who was walking slowly away from the mound. Monk tucked his catcher’s mitt under his arm and started toward the dugout.

“I swear,” he said as he walked, “I never seen anything like it. Fantastic. He pitches
like nothing human!
”

Mouth McGarry and Dr. Stillman looked at one another. Dr. Stillman’s quiet blue eyes looked knowing and Mouth McGarry chewed furiously down the length of a piece of grass, his last bite taking in a quarter inch of his forefinger. He blew on it, waved it in the air and stuck it in his mouth as he turned toward Stillman, his voice shaking with excitement.

“Look, Grampa,” Mouth said, “I want that boy! Understand? I’ll have a contract drawn up inside of fifteen minutes. And don’t give me no tough talk either. You brought him here on a try-out and that gives us first option.”

“He’s a robot, you know,” Stillman began quietly.

Mouth grabbed him and spoke through clenched teeth. “Grampa,” he said in a quiet fury, “don’t ever say that to nobody! We’ll just keep that in the family here.” Then suddenly remembering, he looked around wildly for the blueprint, picked it up from the ground and shoved it in his shirt pocket. He saw Stillman looking at him.

“Would that be honest?” Stillman said, rubbing his jaw.

Mouth pinched his cheek and said, “You sweet old guy, you’re looking at a desperate man. And if the baseball commissioner ever found out I was using a machine—I’d be dead. D-E-D! Dead, you know?” Mouth’s face brightened into a grimace which vaguely brought to mind a smile when he saw Casey approaching. “I like your stuff, kid,” Mouth said to him. “Now you go into the locker room and change your clothes.” He turned to Stillman. “He wears clothes, don’t he?”