The warrior's apprentice (3 page)

“What the—”

“Watch out!”

He tumbled off the railing at the bottom of the staircase into the frantic clutch of a stocky, grey-haired man in officer’s dress greens. They both scrambled to their feet as Elena arrived, out of breath, on the tessellated pavement of the front hall. Miles could feel the anguished heat in his face, and knew it was scarlet. The stocky man looked bemused. A second officer, a tall man with captain’s tabs on the collar of his uniform, leaned on a walking stick and gave a brief surprised laugh.

Miles collected himself, coming more-or-less to attention. “Good afternoon, Father,” he said coolly. He gave a little aggressive lift to his chin, defying anyone to comment on his unorthodox entrance.

Admiral Lord Aral Vorkosigan, Prime Minister of Barrayar in the service of Emperor Gregor Vorbarra, formerly Lord Regent of same, straightened his uniform jacket and cleared his throat. “Good afternoon, son.” Only his eyes laughed. “I’m, ah—glad to see your injuries were not too serious.”

Miles shrugged, secretly relieved to be spared more sardonic comments in public. “The usual.”

“Excuse me a moment. Ah, good afternoon, Elena. Koudelka—what did you think of those ship cost figures of Admiral Hessman’s?”

“I thought they went by awfully fast,” replied the Captain.

“You thought so too, eh?”

“Do you think he’s hiding something in them?”

“Perhaps. But what? His party budget? Is the contractor his brother-in-law? Or sheer slop? Peculation, or merely inefficiency? I’ll put Illyan on the first possibility—I want you on the second. Put the squeeze on those numbers.”

“They’ll scream. They were screaming today.”

“Don’t believe it. I used to do those proposals myself

when I was on the General Staff. I know how much garbage goes into them. They’re not really hurting until their voices go up at least two octaves.”

Captain Koudelka grinned, and bowed himself out with a brief nod at Miles and Elena, and a very sketchy salute.

Miles and his father were left looking at each other, neither wishing to be the first to open the issue that lay between them. As if by mutual agreement, Lord Vorkosigan said only, “Well, am I late for lunch?”

“Just been called, I think, sir.”

“Let us go in, then...” He made a little abortive lift of his arm, as if to offer his injured son assistance, but then clasped his hands tactfully behind his back. They walked on side by side, slowly.

Miles lay propped up in bed, still dressed for the day, with his legs stretched out correctly before him. He eyed them distastefully. Rebellious provinces—mutinous troops—quisling saboteurs... He should get up one more time, and wash and change to night clothes, but the effort required seemed heroic. No hero he. He was reminded of that fellow Grandfather told about, who accidentally shot his own horse out from under himself in the cavalry charge—called for another, and then did it again.

So his own words, it appeared, had set Sergeant Bothari thinking in just the channel Miles least desired. Eleana’s image turned before his inner eye—the delicate aquiline profile, great dark eyes—cool length of leg, warm flare of hip—she looked, he thought, like a Countess in a drama. If only he could cast her in the role in reality... But such a Count!

An aristocrat in a play, to be sure. The deformed were invariably cast as plotting villains in Barrayaran drama. If he couldn’t be a soldier, perhaps he had a future as a villain. “I’ll carry the wench off,” he muttered, experimentally dropping his voice half an octave, “and lock her in my dungeon.”

His voice returned to its normal pitch with a regretful sigh. “Except I haven’t got a dungeon. It would have to be the closet. Grandfather’s right, we are a reduced generation. Anyway, they’d just rent a hero to rescue her. Some tall piece of meat—Kostolitz, maybe. And you know how those fights always come out— “

He slid to his feet and pantomimed across the room, Kostolitz’s swords against—say—Miles’s morningstar. A morningstar was a proper villainous weapon. It gave the concept of one’s personal space some real authority. Stabbed, he died in Elena’s arms as she swooned in grief—no, she’d be in Kostolitz’s arms, celebrating.

Miles’s eye fell on an antique mirror, clasped in a carven stand. “Capering dwarf,” he growled. He had a sudden urge to smash it with his naked fists, shattered glass and blood flying—but the sound would bring the hall guard, and packs of relatives, and demands for explanation. He jerked the mirror around to face the wall instead, and flopped onto the bed.

Lying back, he gave the problem more serious attention. He tried to imagine himself, rightly and properly, asking his father to be his go-between to Sergeant Bothari. Horrific. He sighed, and writhed vainly for a more comfortable position. Only seventeen, too young to marry even by Barrayaran standards, and quite unemployed, now—it would be years, probably, before he would be in a sufficiently independent position to offer for Elena against parental backing. Surely she would be snapped up long before then.

And Elena herself... What was in it for her? What pleasure, to be climbed all over by an ugly, twisted shrimp—to be stared at in public, in a world where native custom and imported medicine combined ruthlessly to eliminate even the mildest physical deformity— doubly stared at, because of their ludicrous contrast? Could the dubious privileges of an obsolete rank more drained of meaning with each passing year make up for that? A rank totally without meaning off Barrayar, he knew—in eighteen years of residence here, his own mother had never come to regard the Vor system as anything other than a planet-wide mass hallucination.

There came a double rap upon his door. Authoritalively firm; courteously brief. Miles smiled ironically, sighed, and sat up.

“Come in, Father.”

Lord Vorkosigan poked his head around the carved doorframe. “Still dressed? It’s late. You should be getting some rest.” Somewhat inconsistently, he let himself in and pulled up a desk chair, turning it around and sitting astride it, arms comfortably athwart its back. He was still dressed himself, Miles noted, in the dress greens he wore every working day. Now that he was but Prime Minister, and not Regent and therefore titular commander of the armed forces, Miles wondered if the old Admiral’s uniform was still correct. Or had it simply grown to him?

“I, ah,” his father began, and paused. He cleared his throat, delicately. “I was wondering what your thinking was now, for your next step. Your alternate plans.”

Miles’s lips tightened, and he shrugged. “There never were any alternate plans. I’d planned to succeed. More fool I.”

Lord Vorkosigan tilted his head in negation. “If it’s any consolation, you were very close. I talked to the selection board commander today. Do you—want to know your score on the writtens?”

“I thought they never released those. Just an alphabetical list: in or out.”

Lord Vorkosigan spread his hand, offering. Miles shook his head. “Let it go. It doesn’t matter. It was hopeless from the beginning. I was just too stiff-necked to admit it.”

“Not so. We all knew it would be difficult. But I would never have let you put that much effort on something I thought impossible.”

“I must have inherited the neck from you.”

They exchanged a brief, ironic nod. “Well, you couldn’t have had it from your mother,” Lord Vorkosigan admitted.

“She’s not—disappointed, is she?”

“Hardly. You know her lack of enthusiasm for the military. Hired killers, she called us once. Almost the first thing she ever said to me.” He looked fondly reminiscent.

Miles grinned in spite of himself. “She really said that to you?”

Lord Vorkosigan grinned back. “Oh, yes. But she married me anyway, so perhaps it wasn’t all that heartfelt.” He grew more serious. “It’s true, though. If I had any doubts about your potential as an officer—”

Miles stiffened inwardly.

“—it was perhaps in that area. To kill a man, it helps if you can first take away his face. A neat mental trick. Handy for a soldier. I’m not sure you have the narrowness of vision required. You can’t help seeing all around. You’re like your mother, you always have that clear view of the back of your own head.”

“Never knew you for narrow, sir.”

“Ah, but I lost the trick of it. That’s why I went into politics.” Lord Vorkosigan smiled, but the smile faded. “To your cost, I’m afraid.”

The remark triggered a painful memory. “Sir,” asked Miles hesitantly, “is that why you never made the bid for the Imperium that everyone was expecting? Because your heir was—” a vague gesture at his body silently implied the forbidden term, “deformed”.

Lord Vorkosigan’s brows drew together. His voice dropped suddenly to near a whisper, making Miles jump. “Who has said so?”

“Nobody,” Miles replied nervously.

His father flung himself out of his chair and snapped back and forth across the room. “Never,” he hissed, “let anyone say so. It is an insult to both our honors. I gave my oath to Ezar Vorbarra on his deathbed to serve his grandson—and I have done so. Period. End of argument.”

Miles smiled placatingly. “I wasn’t arguing.”

Lord Vorkosigan looked around, and gave vent to a short chuckle. “Sorry. You just hit my jitter trigger. Not your fault, boy.” He sat back down, controlled again. “You know how I feel about the Imperium. The witch’s christening gift, accursed. Try telling them that, though...” He shook his head.

“Surely Gregor can’t suspect you of ambition. You’ve done more for him than anyone, right through Vordarian’s Pretendership, the Third Cetagandan War, the Komarr Revolt—he wouldn’t even be here today—”

Lord Vorkosigan grimaced. “Gregor is in a rather tender state of mind at the moment. Just come to full power—and by my oath, it is real power—and itching, after sixteen years of being governed by what he refers to privately as ‘the old geezers’, to try its limits. I have no wish to set myself up as a target.”

“Oh, come on. Gregor’s not so faithless.”

“No, indeed, but he is under a great many new pressures that I can no longer protect—” he cut himself off with a fist-closing gesture. “Just alternate plans. Which brings us, I hope, back to the original question.”

Miles rubbed his face tiredly, pressing fingertips against his eyes. “I don’t know, sir.”

“You could,” said Lord Vorkosigan neutrally, “ask Gregor for an Imperial order.”

“What, shove me into the Service by force? By the sort of political favoritism you’ve stood against all your life?” Miles sighed. “If I were going to get in that way, I should have done it first, before failing the tests. Now—no. No.”

“But,” Lord Vorkosigan went on earnestly, “you have too much talent and energy to waste on idleness. There are other forms of service. I wanted to put an idea or two to you. Just to think on.”

“Go ahead.”

“Officer, or not, you will be Count Vorkosigan someday.” He held up a hand as Miles opened his mouth to object. “Someday. You will inevitably have a place in the government, always barring revolution or some other social catastrophe. You will represent our ancestral district. A district which has, frankly, been shamefully neglected. Your grandfather’s recent illness isn’t the only reason. I’ve been taken up with the press of other work, and before that we both pursued military careers—”

Tell me about it, Miles thought wearily.

“The end result is, there is a lot of work to be done there. Now, with a bit of legal training—”

“A lawyer?” Miles said, aghast. “You want me to be a lawyer? That’s as bad as being a tailor—”

“Beg pardon?” asked Lord Vorkosigan, missing the connection.

“Never mind. Something Grandfather said.”

“Actually, I hadn’t planned to mention the idea to your grandfather.” Lord Vorkosigan cleared his throat. “But given some ground in government principles, I thought you might, ah, deputize for your grandfather in the district. Government was never all warfare, even in the Time of Isolation, you know.”

Sounds like you’ve been thinking about it for a while, Miles thought resentfully. Did you ever really believe I could make the grade, Father? He looked at Lord Vorkosigan more doubtfully. “There’s not anything you’re not telling me, is there, sir? About your—health, or anything?”

“Oh, no,” Lord Vorkosigan reassured him. “Although in my line of work, you never know from one day to the next.”

I wonder, thought Miles warily, what else is going on between Gregor and my father? I have a queasy feeling I’m getting about ten percent of the real story...

Lord Vorkosigan blew out his breath, and smiled. “Well. I’m keeping you from your rest, which you need at this point.” He rose.

“I wasn’t sleepy, sir.”

“Do you want me to get you anything to help... ?” Lord Vorkosigan offered, cautiously tender.

“No, I have some painkillers they gave me at the infirmary. Two of those and I’ll be swimming in slow motion.” Miles made flippers of his hands, and rolled his eyes back.

Lord Vorkosigan nodded, and withdrew.

Miles lay back and tried to recapture Elena in his mind. But the cold breath of political reality blown in with his father withered his fantasies, like frost out of season. He swung to his feet and shuffled to his bathroom for a dose of his slow-motion medicine.