The Zombie Rule Book: A Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide (16 page)

Try to eat little and regularly to refuel your body.

Rule # 160
The fast walk

Learn to walk at a fast pace whenever possible, this will lessen the likelihood of being followed.

Rule # 161
Relocate to the country

The country and other less-populated places will give you a greater chance of survival.

Rule # 162
There are no rules; there is no law in place. The only rules that matter are these rules:

Survivors will kill, harm or attack you just for a bite of your
favourite chocolate bar. They will be desperate to protect their family by any means possible.

Rule # 163
Don’t waste ammo

Only shoot if it is a 100% necessary. Whatever you do, don’t waste your ammo. Your gun or guns will be rendered useless without ammo, so stock up and always keep ammo clean and dry.

Rule # 164
Learn calculus

You may need this for a number of things, from bartering to counting the hordes of the undead that are coming straight towards you.

Rule # 165
Be sure to check vets practices for med supplies

You would be surprised how many animal medical supplies can be used to treat humans. Always be careful when approaching places of high interest.

Rule # 166
Never punch a zombie

A punch will not harm a zombie; they will be straight back up. Find a weapon that can kill it for good.

Rule # 167
You can live three + weeks without food

You can survive without water for up to three days but last as long as 3 weeks without food. So if it’s a fair hike to re-stock your supplies, you will make it before you succumb to starvation. I would not recommend trying either though, this is information for the z-day apocalypse.

Rule # 168
The weak will not survive

There is no place for the weak in the apocalypse, this is the real animal kingdom now.

Rule # 169
Be careful of babies giving you away

Be careful of newborn babies giving you away to survivors or zombies. Their crying can put you in danger so try to soundproof the room as much as you can.

Rule # 170
Don’t panic

Easier said than done but this won’t help anything. When you panic you make mistakes, mistakes that just may cost you your life.

Rule # 171
Barricades