The Zombie Rule Book: A Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide (19 page)

You’re not at the zoo; don’t throw a piece of your newly dead best friend at one of the zombies. Just don’t do it!

Rule # 196
Always keep knives sharp

Make sure you always keep your knives clean and sharp, you can’t afford for your weapons to let you down.

Rule # 197
Learn to be light on your feet

Learn to be really light on your feet and be able to creep around undetected if you have to.

Rule # 198
Keep your eyes peeled

Always be on the look out for traps laid out by other survivors. Look out for everything from trip wires to nets and more.

Rule # 199
Use buckets as toilets

You can use buckets as toilets. Just use carrier bags then dispose of the waste safely, it’s odds on that the water won’t be working to flush toilets.

Rule # 200
Nowhere is safe

If you think that nowhere is safe you won’t go far wrong. Expect the unexpected at all times.

Rule # 201
Knives, machetes and baseball bats don’t need to be reloaded

Weapons that don’t require reloading can be great tools. Reloading your weapon can take precious time whereas the weapons above allow repetitive use without stopping to reload.

Rule # 202
Zombies don’t sleep

Zombies don’t sleep and are always alert to sound and smells twenty-four seven.

Rule # 203
Be aware of wild animals

The world has been overtaken by zombies but you still need to be aware of animals in the wild, protect yourself and remember that animals may be infected.

Rule # 204
Holy water

Holy water is useless against zombies. Don’t waste your time; you may as well just spray them with water. Don’t throw water over the zombies either because any water you are lucky enough to have will feel like holy water to you anyway.

Rule # 205
Learn to make traps

Learn how to make traps and how best to use these to your advantage. Dig holes and cover with loose sticks, twigs and branches.

Rule # 206
Learn Morse code

It is important to learn Morse code. You will have to use it along the way, learn it today.

Rule # 207
Have a secret code between your group