The Zombie Rule Book: A Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide (22 page)

Rule # 231
Get used to the sight of blood

You will have to get used to the sight of blood you will be seeing a lot of it, you won’t have time to react to the blood and gore which you will inevitably come across during the zombie apocalypse, those split seconds could mean the difference between life and death. Learn not to be squeamish at the sight of blood.

Rule # 232
Use sunscreen

Try to use sunscreen whenever possible. Stay in the shade and avoid being directly in the sun between the hottest parts of the day, which is normally between eleven am and three pm. If you don’t have and can’t acquire any sunscreen just cover up as much as possible, get a hat, shade yourself under trees or use umbrellas for protection.

Rule # 233
Don’t depend on power tools

This rule is very important. You are about to kill a zombie that is heading straight for you and the chainsaw has run out of
petrol or power. This rule applies to all power tools and tools that use petrol. Power tools can be an asset, a nail gun would be very handy for making your base safer.

Rule # 234
Acquire a crossbow or bow and arrow

The arrow as a weapon is ideal. It is silent but very deadly. You won’t attract zombies using this and you can reuse the arrows. You will have to train and practice using the crossbow or bow and arrow. Don’t expect to just pick it up and automatically be a skilled marksman.

Rule # 235
Don’t rely on other people

Relying on other people for your own safety may end up getting you killed. It doesn’t matter if it is a family member or a fellow team mate, the only person you can truly rely on is yourself.

Rule # 236
Poison is useless on the undead

Remember this rule whether you are using poisonous gas or a
poisonous dart, these will have no effect at all on the undead and will be almost useless. The only thing you may end up doing is putting yourself into danger.

Rule # 237
Assume that all technology will not exist

At the first sign of the zombie apocalypse the Internet and even the phone towers may still be operational but it won’t be long before all forms of technology will become a distant memory. If you’re lucky enough to find the Internet or phones working at the start of the apocalypse make the most of it by contacting relatives and finding out as much as you possibly can and if there are any safe zones you should be headed to.

Rule # 238
Initiate new survivors

It is important to initiate new survivors to your close-knit group. When a new member joins your team it is important to test them and ensure that they are trustworthy. Try leaving the supply cupboard and exits open. I wouldn’t suggest leaving weapons unattended or else the test may go very wrong. Always tell other survivors your plans so that they can guard the exits if the shit hits the fan.

Rule # 239
Know your nose

Get to know certain smells, from poisons to drugs and tainted food or drink. Learn the different smells and know when certain foods are safe to eat or not, this applies to food that has gone bad also. Using your nose could save your life.

Rule # 240
Carry a fanny pack/bum bag

These are great for keeping your personal belongings, a survival knife and even small supplies of food and water. A fanny pack will allow you to carry these items conveniently in front of you without compromising your ability to protect yourself, by leaving your arms free. Fanny packs are ideal as they can be hidden under clothing and either worn at the back or front and kept secure by putting through the belt loops on your trousers.

Rule # 241
Be prepared to leave everything behind