This Is Your Life (14 page)

‘
Oh how fab,’ said Antonia with glee.  ‘I absolutely must remember to put tons of sherry in my next cake.’

‘
Er, well, going back to this coffee morning,’ said Lizzie.  ‘It’s a charity thing… I have to take a cake.’ She glanced apologetically at Darius.  ‘I don’t suppose…’

‘O
h of course flower – ooh, chocolate rum cake, or amaretti cheesecake?  Or tipsy walnut cake?  We might as well have some fun,’ he added wickedly.  ‘Why don’t I come with you, pet?  There’s safety in numbers after all.  We should suggest she gives her donation to Hethecote Farm… And I’ll bring a little hip flask just in case,’ he added confidingly.  ‘If all else fails, we can sneak it into her coffee when she’s not looking.  That’ll get things going.’  He winked.

The horse show was looming and Antonia was tearing her hair out, writing long lists which she kept losing.

‘Porter loos,’ she said to Lizzie.  ‘Ropes, stakes and a beer tent.  Rosettes.  Golly! I mustn’t forget to collect those…’

But offers of help were coming in from all over the place.  Darius and Angel had volunteered as stewards and Tilly as a car park marshal, roping in the Star’s bolshy barman to help her.

It had to be said, the horse show was a success.  Everyone had gathered at the crack of dawn, huddled in jackets against the chilly autumn air.  But another fine day had been promised and the mist soon lifted, as they waited for the competitors to turn up.  In spite of appearances to the contrary, Antonia had everything under control.  Darius and Angel made efficient if comical stewards.

‘Now darlings, if you’ll
all just listen… This is the running order.  Lucy? Are you here?  Oh, it’s you, is it sweetie – divine jacket darling, quite stunning… then it’s India – is your pony alright, petal, only he looks awfully hot and bothered, poor lamb…

And so it went on.  Tilly did a sterling job in the car park until everyone started ignoring her directions when she gave up, retiring to the beer tent.  Lizzie found her there later when it was over.

The judging of the prettiest mare went without a hitch – or so Lizzie thought, until later she was accosted by two mothers.

‘It really is most unfair,’ said the first, waving a finger at Lizzie.  ‘My daughter hasn’t won a thing today.’

‘I agree,’ said the second.  ‘And everyone knows the prize winner had mane-extensions just last week.  She cheated!  I demand you eliminate her!’

‘Disgraceful,’ agreed the first.  ‘I’m going to object.’

But Lizzie had slipped away and hidden.

The highlight had been watching Cassie win the open jumping.  After the countless horses and riders that had struggled round the course, it was pure magic to see her take each enormous fence in her stride, the beautiful white Scout clearing them effortlessly.  She was in a league of her own.  And no-one could possibly complain, thought Lizzie.  You couldn’t cheat at showjumping.

‘Bravo!’ called out a voice from behind her.

‘Yeah, but that’s the show organiser’s daughter.  Bet she was round here yesterday practising…’ muttered another. 

Later that week at Antonia’s, tucking into her own personal version of pasta Bolognese which
Lizzie tried to forget was basically roadkill rabbit with a hefty slosh of red wine, it was Cassie who told her about Bonfire Night.

‘Oh Lord,’ said Antonia hastily.  ‘Completely forgot to tell you.  You have to go.  It’s the
social event of the year. Bit of a wheeze, actually.  Old Woodleigh usually barbecues a few of his sheep.  There’s oodles of homemade cider from good old Pete, and a dodgy band or two, but by then everyone’s too plastered to notice how awful they are - or how cold it is,’ she added as an afterthought.  

Cassie raised her eyebrows at her mother.  ‘Actually, the band this year is cool.  Some friends of mine are in it.
’  She screwed up her face as she thought. ‘Kind of like Joan Jett or early Avril Lavigne… they happen to be really good.’

‘Cassie particularly likes the drummer, don’t you?’ said Antonia slyly. 

‘Don’t be so horrible, Mummy,’ said Cassie furiously, turning pink.  ‘Anyway, you’re far too old to understand…’ she retaliated, before stomping off.

So Cassie had a boyfriend at long last…

‘God.  Don’t know what she sees in him.  Typical youth with acne and an aversion to eye contact.  Can only manage monosyllabic words such as like, well or um. Or maybe dunno on a good day.  Still, I suppose it’s better than the wrinkly rockers we usually have to put up with…’

Winter arrived overnight that year, breathing an icy blast which brought the mild autumn to an abrupt end. Lizzie awoke to find the world transformed by a glistening coat of frost. It was beautiful in an icy, other-worldly kind of way. The trees took on an ethereal air, every twig looking as if it had been dipped in icing sugar. But in her cottage, in the absence of central heating, the temperature barely ventured above freezing, and Lizzie stood in her kitchen huddled in layers of sweaters, watching her breath form clouds as the kettle took longer than ever to boil.  Then suddenly remembering and not waiting for the kettle, she pulled on some more clothes, scraped the ice off her car and headed up to Hethecote Farm, terrified that the frost would have wrecked the schools’ gardens.  Miriam had helped her drape fleece over each of them, then they’d gone inside to the kitchen in the big house which was almost as cold as Lizzie’s and huddled next to her aga drinking tea.

‘I
can’t be too long,’ said Miriam, looking more pale and drawn than Lizzie had ever seen her.  ‘All the animals will be hungry.  The ponies will be alright – they’re inside but it’s everything else I’m worried about.  Oh heavens, I hope it’s not going to be a hard winter.  I’m worried I’ll run out of hay…’

‘Don’t worry,’ said Lizzie firmly.  ‘I can stay and help you for an hour or so
. Don’t forget, there’s still donations coming in from the newspaper article…  And didn’t Mr Woodleigh offer you a deal on your hay…’

It was true.  There was more money coming into Hethecote than there had been in
ages, but poor old Miriam was so used to being worried, she was struggling to kick the habit.

Carrying armfuls of hay to all the animals had soon warmed Lizzie up, but when she got back to her cottage, she was only able to get warm under layers of blankets
. She was rather worried about Miriam. She’d caught her sitting on a bale of hay with Navajo.  Though she looked terrible, she’d got up and tried to put a bright face on as soon as she’d seen her.

Lizzie
hadn’t minded the cold initially, but the novelty was fast wearing off. And though she could light a log fire, and keep a good blaze going in a fireplace, up to now the ancient rayburn in the kitchen had defeated her.  Dimly trying to recall Bert’s instructions about how to light it, to her horror all she succeeded in doing was filling the place with smoke. She’d have asked him to help her, but she knew that he and Molly had gone away.

By now
desperate, and after leaving at least a dozen messages, she had eventually got hold of Pete, crossing all her fingers that he wouldn’t start having one of his elusive phases. But eventually he turned up, and Lizzie watched through a small hole she’d scraped in the ice on the kitchen window as the battered van parked in the lane, and the stooped, balding figure made his way slowly and dejectedly up the path.  He looked more like a funeral director than a handyman.

Having
lingered over the mug of coffee Lizzie offered him, Pete reluctantly got down to business.  ‘Better ‘ave a look see then.’

S
preading a dust sheet in front of the rayburn, after much sighing, fiddling and muttering about bloomin’ grate’s being buggered and new riddlin’ arms, Lizzie’s heart sank to the bottom of her furry boots as all thoughts of heat being restored faded. Pete got creakily to his feet and wiped his sooty hands on his trousers, then scratching his belly, revealed too much flabby white flesh and the top of his maroon y-fronts.                             

’I’
ll have a word with that young Toby. Tell him see, how you needs this going swiftly-like, on account of it being that chilly…’ He looked at her, frowning, seeming suddenly to notice her strange attire of several sets of clothes layered on top of each other, all topped off with a woolly hat.

‘Mebbe you needs to get one o’ them fan ‘eaters or sommat…’ He nodded at
Lizzie.  ‘I’ll let you know when your parts are ‘ere.’

Meanwhile,
Lizzie spent as much time as possible with Antonia, who didn’t believe in roughing it and whose oil fired aga was turned right up meaning her cottage was toasty warm.  One evening however, when Lizzie got there, she was looking distinctly unhorsy and was even wearing makeup.  Lizzie was just about to ask why when there was a loud knock at the door.

‘
Now act casually darling,’ she muttered.   ‘I don’t want him getting suspicious.’

It was
the long awaited date with Toby, who looked delighted when Antonia greeted him with a kiss on both his cheeks.  Lizzie was more than happy to settle for a ‘Hello old girl’ from the far side of Antonia’s kitchen table, as if she was one of her smelly old dogs

‘Um, this is jolly nice,’ said Toby
enthusiastically, looking around at Antonia’s hastily tidied kitchen, where only one bridle was spread across the table instead of the usual half a dozen, and the boots were all standing neatly in pairs instead of kicked off and left where they fell.  ‘I say, jolly nice indeed.’

‘Would you like a glass of wine?’ Antonia had schmoozed back with a glass which she handed to him to hold, while she carefully topped it up.

‘Lizzie?’ 

‘Just a tiny bit,’
she said, not wanting to stand in the way of true love.  Usually Antonia would fill her glass up to the top no matter how she protested, but tonight she got about half an inch.

‘There you are, darling.  I know you
’re busy this evening, so I won’t give you too much.’  She caught Lizzie’s eye and winked.

Bonfire night arrived, another cold, clear evening with the temperature already plummeting and Lizzie walked with Antonia down the lane to the appointed field.  Already, there was what she guessed was a sound check going on, as guitar strings twanged and Cassie’s friend drummed.  Lizzie was dying to hear what happened with Toby.

‘Golly darling, he was frightfully keen
once he got started,’ said Antonia candidly.  ‘There’s a lot to be said for a younger man. Far more energetic than the old husband ever was.  Jolly keen to learn, too… Must see if he’s on for an action replay…’

Lizzie
tried to banish the disturbing images from her head, but fortunately they ran into Cassie, her arm through that of a nice-looking boy, taller than she was with long dark hair.

‘Mother,’ she glared at Antonia.  ‘This is Liam. And this is Lizzie,’ she told him in a completely different tone of voice as she turned to smile at
Lizzie.

‘
The drummer,’ said Antonia disapprovingly.

‘We’re really looking forward to hearing you play,’
Lizzie said to him, to make amends for Antonia’s rudeness.  ‘Cassie says your band is really good.’  She winked at Cassie who shot her a look of gratitude.

‘Cool,’ the drummer managed,
as he was dragged away by Cassie before her mother could embarrass her.

‘You do realise he could have been
so much worse don’t you?’ Lizzie told her sternly.  ‘Like with a drug habit, a criminal record and so many piercings in his head that he looks tortured?’

‘
All I keep thinking is it won’t be long before my daughter has a better sex life than I have,’ replied Antonia glumly.

The bonfire was spectacular – the biggest Lizzie had seen, sending sparks soaring into the sky, and belting out so much heat that everyone backed away.  The fireworks that followed were no less impressive, though she did wonder what all the sheep in the surrounding fields would make of it.

Pleasantly warmed by a plastic cup or two of
Pete’s home-brewed cider, they’d managed to bump into Toby, and it was looking increasingly likely that Antonia would get her action replay.  Lizzie had only just stepped back and left them to it, when a familiar figure bounced up beside her.

‘Lizzie!  How brilliant to see you again!’

It was Susie, who she hadn’t seen since the Lizzie party.

‘What are you doing here?’
Lizzie asked delightedly.  ‘It’s really good to see you!’

‘
Oh no, is that what it looks like?’ she giggled nodding towards Antonia head to head with Toby.  Lizzie sighed.

‘Afraid so.  New romance.  He’s smitten by the looks of things, poor
Toby.’

‘Oh he’ll cope,’ said Susie airily.  ‘
Men love an older woman.  Actually, I did want to introduce you to my big brother only he seems to have gone AWOL.  Oh well, another time. He’s wandering around nursing a broken heart that his bitch ex-girlfriend inflicted.  It’s been ages now, but he seems to have sworn off girls completely.  Awful waste… he’s quite handsome and he’s very nice, for a brother…’

Lizzie
loathed set-ups.  Susie raised a speculative eyebrow at her, but fortunately she was saved from answering by the appearance of Tilly, looking somewhat the worse for wear, propped up by Darius and Angel on either side of her.

‘Oh darl
ings! How divine!’ said Angel delightedly when he saw them. Then more quietly, ‘Thank goodness!  Shall I get us all some cider?  Except maybe not for this one,’ he added in a whisper, looking anxiously at Tilly.

‘Oh but please Angelical, just a teeny one,’ she p
leaded, as Darius grabbed her to keep her upright.  Then she spotted Susie.

‘Oh Susie!  I
think I’m in love with your brother…’ she slurred, before her legs completely gave way.

‘You and half the county,’ murmured Susie with amusement
, as they bent to pick her up.  Lizzie’s ears pricked up.  Oh yes?  Definitely not her type then.

Actually i
t was all rather romantic, especially after another plastic cup of Pete’s cider.  With the massive fire burning down now, the last of the silvery fireworks zipped through the skies, illuminating the faces of Liam standing with his arm round a pink-cheeked and radiant Cassie, of Darius and Angel hand in hand as they gazed spellbound, and then Lizzie caught a glimpse of an enthusiastic Toby nuzzling a delighted Antonia’s ear and was so very glad that wasn’t her…  While all the time keeping her eyes peeled for signs of handsome strangers, of whom sadly, there wasn’t a hint in sight.

  True to his word, Pete returned just two days later, complete with the parts for the rayburn, and an hour’s fumbling and swearing later, not to mention a bit of bashing with a rather large hammer, he soon had a fire going. This time Lizzie listened carefully to his instructions and took notes, determined to remember every important word.

And with its cosy heat soon permeat
ing through the cottage, she was at last able to take her coat off again when she came in. This was more like it, though Antonia would undoubtably still declare it bloody arctic compared to her house.

Before Lizzie knew it, December was here, and with it Christmas, a time that would forever carry memories.  Last year it had passed Lizzie by – she barely remembered any of it, but this year she wanted it to be different. 

Tempting though it was to lock herself away, Lizzie knew she
’d should keep busy, and as it happened, she wasn’t given the choice. Antonia swept her along mercilessly, to Christmas carol concerts and mince pies at the church, endless boozy drinks parties with the other villagers and festive outings to the Old Goat, accompanied increasingly it seemed, by Toby, who was now well and truly and quite willingly under her thumb.

‘Quite a sweetie, Tobes,’ Antonia let slip. ‘Think I might
invite him for Christmas too….’

Toby, most curiously, seemed equally enamoured and
had accepted the invitation with alacrity.

‘Oh Lord, I suppose I better ask Euc,’ said Antonia, with great reluctance. ‘Only, she asked us last year. On the up side, she could always bring one of her cakes,’ she added, sounding more cheerful about it. ‘Do you think we could bear it?’ she asked
.  She’d already invited Lizzie. ‘You know, she’s not so bad underneath that batty exterior. Had the most disastrous exhibition and never got over it. God, I’ll have to remember to hang up that ghastly painting she gave me last year. Can’t stand the thing, but don’t want to upset the old girl.’