Toygasms! (18 page)

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s your fearless macho man actually intimidated by a widdle wubba penis ring? Did you know lots of guys today relish these and other boy-toys? Millions of dollars flow each year into the adult trade for toys and accessories for guys—which gives new meaning to the term “stocking stuffer!” So show this section to your guy, and see which toys light up his tree.

Also known as “cock rings,” these gadgets wrap tightly around the base of a man’s tool—or around both testicles and the base of his penis—to help him maintain a harder, longer-lasting erection. Rings also put pressure on the contracting muscle during climax, giving what some guys describe as the strongest orgasms of their lives.

Most rubber and polyurethane rings are really stretchy, so they can easily be pulled wide open to accommodate even the biggest man, and later removed easily. Others have a slipknot design to enable easy positioning and tension adjustment, even during intercourse. Denim, leather and metal rings are popular, as well as newer materials such as super-stretchy silicone and other lifelike materials.

Many models feature erotic ticklers, so each thrust from a lover’s penis delivers extra stimulation to the woman’s clitoris and labia. Double tickler models stimulate the testicles, too. And some rings even come with multiple interconnected restraint rings to stretch or tug the testicles.

Note:
Penis rings have a pleasure limit. To play it safe, don’t wear them longer than 30 minutes at a time. Too much blood pressure inside the penis for too long can damage its delicate tissue and vessels. And if you’re new at this, be sure to start with rings that remove easily.

“Ring Around The Collar”

Guys:
If you enjoy making love with a ring around the base of your penis, try this sexy adventure with your lover. Place a ring comfortably in the middle of your shaft, then begin making love. See how she enjoys feeling you—plus the ring—stroking her inside with every thrust. You can even place the ring just beneath the head of your penis, so you can stimulate her G-spot. Or for a truly unique experience, wear multiple rings for an energizing speed-bump effect.

Sadie Sez:

Many men masturbate wearing a penis ring for explosive orgasms!

Vibrating Penis Rings

Turn a real-life penis into a real live vibrator! A vibrating ring gives him explosive orgasms, while the
small egg-vibrator attachment offers her splendid hands-free clitoral stimulation. For variety, turn the ring upside-down so the egg stimulates his testicles. Or get the best of both worlds: a double-sided vibrating ring holds two eggs: one for each of you!

“Double Her Pleasure”

Guys:
Reluctant to wear a vibrating penis ring? Then just attach a vibrating ring near the base of a dildo and let the toy deliver the joy! Penetrate your lady with the lubed, egg-bearing dildo, gently stroking her in and out, working it deep inside. The egg will vibrate against her clitoris for a climax she’ll never forget. And what an incredible view for you!

Penis Pumps

Where nature may have short-changed a guy, penis pumps can make up for the shortfall—at least temporarily. Pumps work by creating a vacuum around the penis, which increases blood flow into the shaft. This enhances size and stiffness.
To extend the life of your pumped-up creation, place a ring around the base of the penis at the peak of hardness. Beware of cheaply made penis pumps. Look for higher-end pumps made with quality rubber or latex seals at the opening and powerful pistol-grips.

Sadie Sez:

Guys:
For the best penis pump results, groom and trim your pubic area.

Ball Spreaders

For guys who don’t mind messing around in “Man Land,” ball spreaders are designed to strap around the base of the penis and scrotum, to lift and separate the testicles or stretch the scrotum. It provides a unique pleasure from gentle pulling, stretching and teasing—and can result in intense orgasms during solo or partner sex. They’re made of leather or metal, with straps, rings and chains designed to spread the testicles. Most models snap on and off. For the truly adventurous, they also come with small weights to create a heavier, pulling sensation.

“It’s A Snap!”

Adventurous guys:
Attach a ball spreader with sequential snaps around the base of your penis and scrotum and begin solo or partner sex. You’ll feel yourself getting bigger and harder as you approach climax. Then, on your mark, get set, go! With your first orgasmic contraction, grab and release a snap around one of your testicles, and feel the blood rush back into it with a deep, intense sensation. Repeat with the snap around the other testicle at another contraction. By the time you get to the snap around your penis, you may be on your way to what is often described as a male multiple orgasm.

Penis Thickeners

It’s not always length, but girth that can be the real woman-pleaser. Many women enjoy the feeling of fullness that comes from sex with a meaty organ, and the adult toy industry has something for you. The latest penis thickeners are made of new lifelike materials that feel soft and real. Most of them leave the head of the penis exposed, with a tapered tip that flares out toward the base. So the deeper you go, the wider you go—till the woman is filled up and satisfied.

Pleasures Of The Prostate

The good news:
all men have a highly erogenous zone that most aren’t even aware of.
The better news:
many men have incredible orgasms purely by stimulating this sensitive area.
The not-so-good news:
the only way to reach it is through the rectum.

This pleasure center is the prostate. It’s also known as the “male G-spot” because of similarities to its female counterpart. Walnut-sized, the prostate is located behind the pubic bone, under the bladder. It’s the gland that produces ejaculatory fluid.

To stimulate the prostate manually, all you need is plenty of lube and a willing finger or toy to massage it. It’s situated about three inches inside the rectum—you’ll KNOW when you’ve struck gold. Simply give it firm pressure, massaging it toward the front of the body. This stimulates the root of the penis, where the nerve endings are located. Once a guy can learn to relax and get past any hang-ups about anal penetration, he’ll be ready for explosive orgasms he never thought possible.

Vibrating Anal-Ts