Toygasms! (19 page)

Guys:
If you’d like to experience what an internal erotic massage feels like, vibrating Anal-Ts are your answer.
They’re designed to seek out your prostate—and satisfy like no other toy—because it’s curved just right to land an exciting vibration right where you want it. For your comfort, Anal-Ts come in several different sizes, and with multi-speed vibrations.

Sadie Sez:

Ladies:
Place an Anal-T inside your own back door during regular partner sex. Your lover will be able to feel the little vibrating “bump” on his penis with each stroke!

“The Oralizer”

Just like G-spot stimulation, prostate stimulation is usually better after your man is already aroused. Start by stroking his penis with one hand, while a lubed fingertip on your other hand teases his anus. Once he’s all worked up, lube up a vibrating Anal-T and slowly work it inside him. Gently angle the toy so the tip is pointing toward his pubic bone, as it brushes against his prostate. The prostate is very sensitive, so you should be able to tell when you’ve found it. Now slowly massage his prostate while you use your other hand to get him off, and then give him the best oral sex of his life!

Nearly Real Vaginas

Imagine... a legal substitute for a vagina that’s tight, safe, satisfying—and you don’t even have to buy it dinner! Today’s miracle compounds create a soft, lifelike feel that may even be molded from your favorite porn star’s privates. Models include “vagina-only” or a double-your-pleasure “vagina-anus” combo. Other features include hand pumps, vibrating eggs and even a G-spot hidden inside. Quality varies, so shop around.

Cool Jerks

Small, compact “masturbation sleeves” are a guy’s true pocket pal for instant hand jobs. Some are as simple as a latex tube—others come with small pearls embedded inside for added stimulation. You’ll even find porn star-molded mouths eager to please you. The heavier masturbators are more durable, and many men claim they feel
more real. They’re available in a variety of materials and sizes, and many even vibrate. Some women swear by these products to keep their guys satisfied when they’re out of town!

“Rolling Pin”

Guys:
Apply lots of lube inside your cool jerk and slip your penis inside. Now put your hands on both sides of the sleeve and roll it between the palms of your hands, like you’re rolling bread dough. Once you’ve got the perfect rolling speed and rhythm, add an up-and-down motion. Continue your custom-tailored stroking till your bread is fully buttered!

Instant Extenders

Extenders resemble a long condom-like sheathe with a semi-realistic dildo tip. They can add 1.5” to 3” to the length of a penis, and come in a variety of colors and materials. Though some couples enjoy them, they can insulate the penis from sensation. A few drops of lube might help, but this can also cause the extender to slip off at the worst possible moment. Extenders can also be used on a vibrator or dildo as well as with vibrating attachments.

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trap-on harnesses are designed to hold a dildo upright and rigid against the pubic bone—much like an erect penis. This enables you to penetrate your lover while your hands are free to roam. Although strap-ons have traditionally been popular in the lesbian and gay communities, they are quickly making their way into middle-American bedrooms. In fact, many strap-on owners today are straight women. Surprised? It’s because more and more of their husbands and boyfriends want to enjoy the pleasures of prostate orgasms.

For women, wearing a harness can produce reactions like outright laughter or delicious feelings of sexual authority. For lesbian lovers, strap-ons can open up forms of pleasure unavailable by their natural anatomy. For straight men, these toys can be used to probe lovers anally and vaginally simultaneously. And for impotent men, as well as those who have trouble maintaining firm erections, a harness enables them to please their lovers infinitely.

The Dildo

Dildos expressly designed for harnesses come with a flared base so they’ll always stay in position. Suction-cup dildos can work well, too. Just thread your dildo through the hole of the harness, strap the harness snugly against your body, and you’re ready to play.

The Fit

Most good harnesses are made of garment-quality leather, latex or fabric, to provide the best positioning, flexibility and comfort. A good fit is essential, so be sure to shop for a harness that adjusts snuggly to your size. You simply connect the adjustable or elastic straps that wrap around your waist, legs and hips.

Single Or Double-Strap