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Hello, 911?

ON THE RADIO

Short

10-4, Good Buddy!

Long
The 1¢ Magenta
Forever Mankind
Is It Art?
We All Scream
Weird Star Trek News
Founding Fathers
Ol’ Jay’s Brainteasers
High Anxiety
Collect It? Protect It!
Amazing Luck
Sing Along With JFK
Can You Pass the U.S. Citizenship Test? (Easy)
Long
The Great Diamond Hoax of 1872, Part I

CREATURE FEATURES

Short

Divine Bovine

Dumb Kops
Billy Mitchell’s Battle, Part I
Cute…and Evil
He’s a Curly Wolf
Spicy Stories

BUSINE$$

Short

Bennies from Heaven

Diva of the Desert
It’s Radioactive!
Long
Betty Freeman’s Day in Court
Washington’s Posts
War Plan Red
Class Acts
I’ll Trade You a…
Lebowski 9:29
Familiar Phrases
Like, Totally ’80s Fads
The Pilgrims, Pt. II: Exodus from England
Bad Press
State Nicknames
Peruvian Punch
Movie Review Haiku
Turkmenbashi
Amazing Anagrams
Natural Gas Report

FADS & FLOPS

Short

Odd-O-Mobiles

Bureaucracy in Action
Believe!
Riddle Me This
Death Defiers?
Myth-Conceptions
Long
The Nutmeg Wars
The Black Panties Bandit Strikes Again
Power of the Pen
What’s in Your…
Weird Animal News
TV of the 1940s
Boxers or Briefs?
Long
Card Sharks, Part I
When in Rome…
He Slud Into Third
Acts of Sedition!
Bathroom News
Death Customs
Honk if Anything Falls Off
Taking the Low Road
Why Your Mom Says, “Wash Your Hands!”
The Golden Age of Radio, Part II

LAW & ORDER

Short

State v. Big Hair

Ironic, Isn’t It?
Weird Canada
Mmm…Candy
Dude, Your Pants Are Falling Down
Behind the Hits
Geezers and Rodneys
Life Imitates Art
Long
Dustbin of History: Al Gross
Got Your Ears On?
Creative Crooking

REEL LIFE

Short

Ben Kingsley’s Hair

Flag Trivia
Uncle John’s Page of Lists
Word Origins
Audio Treasures
Q&A: Ask the Experts
G.E. College Bowl
That’s Amore?
Zero-Sum Expansion
Beauty Secrets From the Good Old Days
The Naked Truth
Scam-o-Rama
Long
Building the Wall

POP SCIENCE

Short

Forgotten Firsts in Robot History

Pema Chödrön
Everybody’s a Critic
Vote For Me!
Revenge!
The Culture Club
Superman, Starring James Caan
Nudes & Prudes

BATHROOM LORE

Short

More Bathroom News

Long
America’s Most Wanted
Can You Pass the U.S. Citizenship Test? (Medium)
Deliciously Familiar Phrases
Odd Dogs
The Reivers
Strange Lawsuits
Beulah Land, Part II
Modern Mysteries
Reading Tombstones
Matt’s Musings
Legally Speaking
Destination: Canada
Making The Godfather, Pt. II
Long
Bathroomio Readerus
Random Origins
Make Your Own (Origami) Toilet
More Dumb Jocks
Hey, Ho, Let’s Go!
The Rankin File
It’s a Weird, Weird World
Uncle John’s Stall of Fame
Weird Pitches
I’ve Got a Cunning Plan
Medium
Boodle and Bingo
Let’s Do a Study!
The Two Graves of Mad Anthony Wayne
Toilet Tech
The Ice Age

WORD & PHRASE ORIGINS

Short

Word Origins

Dumb Crooks
LOL (Love On-Line)
Tom Swifties
The Pilgrims, Pt. III: Sailing to America
Long
Billy Mitchell’s Battle, Part II
The Doctor Is Out (of His Mind)
Roller Derby
The Great Diamond Hoax of 1872, Part II
Gentleman George
Shockers!

SPORTS & AMUSEMENT

Short

Pig Out

Oscar’s Bloopers
Exit, Stage Right
Sneaky Corporations
The Great Boston Fire
Why You Get Motion Sickness
Card Sharks, Part II
Rally ’Round the Flag
Lincoln’s Duel
Long
The Bristol Sessions
Long
The Glomar Explorer
Audio Treasures
It’s a Weird, Weird World

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