Wedgieman and the Big Bunny Trouble (2 page)

Bad Dude was not a hero.

Bad Dude was a bad guy.

He had all kinds of bad-guy stuff:

a secret hideout,

an evil laugh,

super inventor skills,

and lots of plans

to take over the world.

Bad Dude was proud of his

newest invention.

The Powerful Ordinary-Object Phaser,

or P.O.O.P. for short,

was a zapping machine.

It made things bigger and smaller.

He smiled and patted the P.O.O.P.

Bad Dude picked up a small box.

“Buzz,” went the box.

“Hello, bee,” said Bad Dude.

“Soon you will be a giant bee!”

He laughed his evil laugh

and opened the box.

The bee flew out the window.

It scared a cute bunny.

The bunny ran in front of the zapper.

“Aaaah, Giant Cute Bunny!”

screamed Bad Dude.

Bad Dude did not like bunnies.

They were too furry and too cute.

Bad Dude opened the door

to his hideout.

“Beat it, bunny! Shoo!” said Bad Dude.

“Growl,” said the giant bunny’s tummy.

The bunny was hungry.

It wanted to eat.

It did not want

to go away.

The giant bunny hopped

all over the room looking for food.

A giant bunny in a secret hideout

is not a good thing.

The bunny knocked over

bottles of goo,

boxes of gadgets,

and even Bad Dude’s favorite chair.

The secret hideout was a mess!

It was a disaster.