Wedgieman and the Big Bunny Trouble (4 page)
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Authors: Charise Mericle Harper
The bunny thought so, too.
It hopped over to eat a carrot.
Bad Dude was free.
Bad Dude ran
to the zapper and pushed
a different button.
ZAP!
The bunny was small again.
“Now it’s even cuter,” said Wedgieman.
He went over to give the bunny a pat.
“Perfect!” said Bad Dude.
He pointed the P.O.O.P.
right at Wedgieman.
“Now it’s your turn to be small!”
said Bad Dude.
He put his head back
and laughed his evil laugh.
“Not so fast,” said Wedgieman.
He turned and kicked the machine.
It spun around and knocked
Bad Dude to the ground.
There was a fight.
Crash! Owww! My finger! Smash! Eeeee!
My finger! Clunk! Yeeowww! My finger!
The giant zapper was broken.
Bad Dude was tied up.
Wedgieman was the winner.
THE END—OR IS IT?
Wedgieman checked his costume.
Everything looked perfect.
He was ready for the children.
“Giant carrots for everyone!”
shouted Wedgieman.
“Yay! Wedgieman!” cheered the children.
“Our hero!”
The carrots were delicious.
When they were gone,
it was time to take
Bad Dude to jail.
Wedgieman knew
there was one thing left to do.
The children knew, too.
“Give yourself a wedgie!” they shouted.
“Okay,” said Wedgieman.
He gave himself a wedgie.
“That was the Giant Carrot Wedgie!”
shouted Wedgieman.
“YAY!” screamed the children.
Wedgieman smiled.
He picked up Bad Dude
and jumped into the sky.
“Aaaah!” screamed Bad Dude.
He was not used to sky travel.