Read You Can Run but You Can't Hide Online
Authors: Duane Dog Chapman
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Leland noticed Luster was walking to his car by himself. We all
ducked down behind the SUV. I was the only person in the group
Luster could have recognized. Leland and Tim weren’t well-known
faces yet, like they are today.
When Luster got into his car, we followed close behind, staying
back just far enough so he couldn’t see us.
“Dad, pull over. He’s stopping at a taco stand.” Luster stood on
the street eating a taco without a care in the world. He had no idea
I was on his ass.
That was the first time I saw Luster with my own two eyes. I rec-
ognized every inch of him. “Oh, my God. It’s him.” I was frozen.
Stuck in the moment. Fear and pure exhilaration flowed through
my veins.
“I’m going first. Tim, you come right behind me. Leland, when
I attack, you go.” I looked over at Filiberto to get his signal that it
was a “go.” He nodded his head.
When I popped up, I scared the crap out of that boy. He tried to
bolt, but Tim wrapped his arms around Luster’s neck. I tackled
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him at the waist while Leland grabbed him in the leg. We all went
down.
I heard a thunderous noise, like a stampede of wild horses. It
was the sound of Luster’s bodyguards trying to get close. It was too
late. I cuffed him, stood up, and said, “You are under arrest in the
name of the United States government and Mexico!”
After I wrestled Luster to the ground, I was surprised to see Mona
run up and scream at him. “You raped me, you son of a bitch.”
The boys and I looked at one another in utter disbelief. I always
knew Mona had done more with Luster than party. I could tell by
the way she spoke to him on the phone that the relationship had
been intimate. But I never thought Luster raped her. Frankly, she
didn’t fit the stereotype, so it never occurred to me.
While Luster was on the ground, I said, “Give me your cell
phone.” I started looking at the numbers. When I asked him about
the first number I saw, he said, “It’s my mommy’s.” That woman
lied to me every time we spoke, telling me she never talked to her
son. I threw his phone in the bushes. He didn’t deserve to have the
option of making phone calls.
When I put him in the car, Filiberto was on one side, I was on
the other. There was a police station one block away. Leland ran
ahead and knocked on the door, but it was closed! While we waited
for Leland, Min opened the door, and grabbed Luster by the hair.
He pulled his head back and tried to force water down his throat
from a bottle.
“Min, what the hell are you doing?”
“I’m going to GHB the son of a bitch just like he did my wife!”
He slapped my arm in an attempt to get me to let go of my
stronghold on Luster. I looked at Tim and said, “This prick just
slapped me.” Tim opened the car door. I reached over the prisoner
with my booted foot and kicked Min out of the car onto the ground.
I watched him run toward a policeman. That’s the last I saw of him.
Filiberto said he knew where there was another police station.
“It’s only a couple of miles away, but it is open twenty-four hours.”
I could see flashing lights ahead.
I called Beth. I wanted her to be the first to know the good news.
Normally I say to her, “Who’s the greatest bounty hunter in the
world?”
She always responds, “You are, Big Daddy.”
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For whatever reason, this time all I could muster were the words,
“We got him, honey. I got Luster.” She was screaming and crying
and carrying on with pure joy.
I put the phone up to Luster’s mouth. “Say hello to my wife.”
“No.” Luster was in no mood to comply with my requests.
“That’s not very nice, you prick.”
Tim was driving the SUV down the narrow Mexican streets as
Filiberto guided him toward the police station. We kept sideswiping
cars, setting off alarms.
“Drive toward the lights, Tim.” I was still on the phone with
Beth.
I said, “You can have that new house, honey. You can have it.”
Beth was yelling, “I’ve got my house, I’ve got my house. Woo hoo!”
She was overjoyed. We had seen a house we loved in Hawaii, but it
was too much money. I promised Beth,
when
I caught Luster, she
could buy that house. We used to drive by every weekend, dreaming
of someday living in our island paradise. Now that I’d caught him,
we’d have the money to fulfill that dream.
I could see a roadblock in the distance. Tim pulled over. I no-
ticed they let Filiberto pass through, so I thought it couldn’t be for
us. Next thing I knew, there were Mexican policemen holding ma-
chine guns all around us.
“Freeze, motherfuckers. Get out of the car.”
I didn’t want to move.
I tried to explain that I was Dog Chapman and that I had An-
drew Stuart Luster in the car. I agreed to send Leland and Boris out,
but I was staying put with Luster. I was never letting him go. Surely
the police would understand.
Nope. The officer ordered me to get out. I finally agreed.
“What’s your name?”
“Dog Chapman.”
The officer looked at Luster. “What’s your name?”
“David Carrera.” He said it with the straightest face, as if that
were really his name!
“That’s bull!” I tried to explain the situation to the officer, but
Luster began speaking Spanish, really fast, so fast I only caught
every third word. The cop looked at me and shook his head in affir-
mation of what Luster was saying.
Luster said, “Those guys have been following me around for days
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plotting to kidnap me. I’m a very rich man!” His face was turning red
from pleading to the cops that
he
was the victim.
This couldn’t be good. They started to uncuff him.
“Wait! Stop! He’s a criminal wanted by the United States gov-
ernment for rape. Look in my car. All the information is there.” I
pleaded with the cops to hear me out. They took my binder of ma-
terial on Luster out of the car. They said they had to verify the
story. They told me they wanted to be certain the man I had in cus-
tody was Andrew Luster.
“Come to the station. We’re not arresting you. We just want to
check out your story.”
I turned to Filiberto. “Are you going to come with us?” Despite
the cop’s denial, I assumed we were going to jail. Filiberto said he
would be right behind us.
C h a p t e r F o r t y - n i n e
I had walked
out of the Texas State Penitentiary almost a
quarter century ago. I promised God I would never go back to jail.
From the moment I left Huntsville, I dedicated myself to living
a good clean life. No more crimes. My number-one purpose as a
bounty hunter has been to serve truth and justice. I swore I would
never hear the sound of the steel door slam shut and lock behind me
again. Now, here I was, sitting in a Mexican prison, with thin steel
bars between me and freedom. The smell was all too familiar. I
looked around, trying to assess my situation. I was stunned by the
chipping green paint that half-covered the stone walls. It was the
same green paint as in Huntsville. My heart ached from the thought
of being back in hell. And I was scared, too. I wasn’t afraid of being
in prison. No. This time I was afraid of the ramifications.
I looked at my son, my friends. These guys didn’t belong here.
They’re good men. Righteous men. Hell, Boris and Jeff weren’t
even bounty hunters. They were just along for the ride. I feared I
had lost everything. My family, my business, and now, it appeared,
my freedom was at risk too.
For whatever reason, the Mexican cops seemed to be tougher on
Leland than they were on the rest of us that night. Perhaps it was be-
cause he is my son. Or maybe it was because he was the smallest guy
in the group. I watched helplessly as Leland got punched and kicked
by the cops who brought us in. He’s a tough kid, but no good father
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wants to see his son hurt—not ever, and most definitely not in a
Mexican prison.
Tim, Leland, Boris, Jeff, and I were packed into the same tiny
cell. For a moment, we all smiled and relished the victory of cap-
turing Luster. It wasn’t just me who poured blood, sweat, and tears
into the chase. All of these men put their lives on the line. I don’t re-
member who said it first, but one of the guys let out a shout. “We
did it! We got that bastard!” And we had it all on tape too.
We watched as the Mexican police paraded Luster past our cell.
He was going down. He would definitely be sent back to the United
States to serve out his hefty sentence. We might be in prison, but
each of us knew we would eventually get out. Luster was going to
jail for the rest of his life. That alone made us all feel good about
what we had done.
The boys and I recounted the week’s events as we waited to be
set free. Of course, I wasn’t sure that was going to happen, but I
hoped it would. Filiberto was there to verify our story. Truth and
justice always prevails.
Well, not always. And, as I would soon discover,
definitely
not in
Mexico.
Not long after we arrived, Filiberto came to the jail like he
promised. He was in the room when the police were running Lus-
ter’s warrant. The cop blurted out that Luster’s bond was ten mil-
lion dollars. It’s true, when Luster first went to jail, his bond was
ten million, but the judge later reduced it to one million.
“Filiberto. Wait. You don’t understand. That was in the begin-
ning. That number isn’t right.” I pleaded with him. He thought I
was trying to rip him off by telling him the bond was only a million.
“Fuck you. I want more money.”
“Wait . . .” He wouldn’t listen.
Filiberto turned to leave. He stopped, looked back, and said,
“Let’s see how you feel about this in the morning,” and then walked
away. He left us sitting in a Mexican prison. Just like that, Filiberto,
my alibi, my compadre, my safety net—in a second, he was gone.
A couple of hours later, the cop came to tell us he was able to
verify our story and that the man we caught was in fact, Andrew
Stuart Luster.
Duh. Big surprise.
And then they began to book us.
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When the cops came to the cell, I was hoping they were there to
let us out. They were not.
“Wait, what are you doing?” I had no idea why I was being
booked.
“We want to make sure you get to see the judge.”
Judge? This wasn’t part of the plan. Why did I need to see a
judge? I started to hear some rumblings about kidnapping charges.
I didn’t get confirmation of that until the next day when a woman
from the American consulate paid us a visit.
“I’m in a big hurry, so I don’t have a lot of time to talk. Here’s the
deal. You’re being charged with kidnapping. You should know better
than to come down to Mexico and grab someone.” Her attitude was
snippy, cold, abrasive, and dismissive. This lady was one cold bitch.
“Wait a minute. I had a Mexican cop with me,” I said.
“You shouldn’t have done that. Now I can’t help you. Look, you
need to get a lawyer who can advise you. Until you speak with him,
I wouldn’t say another word. Kidnapping is a twenty-year sentence
in Mexico, Mr. Chapman.”
I was nauseous at the thought that we all could go down for
twenty years for capturing a rapist. I had to stop myself from get-
ting physically sick. I didn’t want to frighten the others. A group is
only as strong as their leader. I had to be tough so no one else fell
apart. It wasn’t out of the question for Boris or Jeff to cut a deal
and throw us to the wolves. We needed to stay united.
By noon the following day, several Mexican cops and what ap-
peared to be FBI agents were filing past our cell, paying Luster nu-
merous visits. By now, word had spread that Andrew Luster had
been caught. I wasn’t sure what the American news was reporting,
but I could see that media people were beginning to arrive in droves.
Later that afternoon, a Mexican cop came to our cell with a
photographer. He opened the cell door.
“We need to get a picture, gringo.”
I said, “No way. No pictures, hombre.”
“
Señor Perro,
you don’t understand. Didn’t you hear the good
news? You’re going home. We just need one picture of all of you.”
Did he say we’re going home? We were ecstatic at the thought,
so the boys and I huddled together, hugging and smiling for the
camera because we were relieved and overcome with joy. We were
happy as hell to be leaving that pigsty.
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Click.
One hour later, the photo was released to the media. The head-
lines screamed,
“Dog Is Defiant!”
Those sons of bitches. They set us up. We were not going home.