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218 of 224 people found the following review helpful

Nice Design with One Major Flaw

By
Shay Lorseyedi
, June 11, 2013

I would have liked this product except the pepper shaker is Spock and salt shaker is captain Kirk. Salt is obviously the more logical condiment choice, so why not make Spock the saltshaker? I’d also say that Spock more easily melts in your mouth, and Kirk has a tendency to get stuck in your teeth. This mix-up prevents me from enjoying my freshly seasoned meals at their full potential.

35 of 46 people found the following review helpful

Sad, so sad

By
Peggy L. Frye
, June 11, 2013

My husband bought me the Star Trek Magnetic Spock and Captain Kirk Salt and Pepper Shaker Set for an anniversary gift. I admit I did watch “Classic Trek” when I was in high school, but frankly I’ve outgrown it…sadly the same cannot be said for my dear spouse. To be honest, I wanted flowers…in a fit of anger, equal to that of Khan, I painted the Captain Kirk shaker’s shirt bright engineering/security red. The next morning I found that the red-shirted Captain Kirk had somehow been incinerated in the microwave…the poor little Spock shaker was staring mutely at me, a look of puzzlement on his ever-logical face. I feel responsible…remorse, perhaps. I think therapy is in order.

4.5 out of 5 stars

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Green Eyes Cat Face The Mountain T-Shirt, Adult

ASIN:
     B0077RT3ZM

Price:
     
$17.00–$27.95

After just one wash you will not know where the print ends and the shirt begins. Our unique printing process actually pulls the dye color out of the shirt and leaves the image ink color behind, essentially dyeing the cotton with the ink. The Mountain Classic T-shirt features an oversized, relaxed fit with reinforced double stitching on all seams. After dyeing, it is washed and dried, so it arrives to you comfortable, preshrunk, and ready to wear. This heavyweight, 100%-cotton T will last you years and years.

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3,739 of 3,767 people found the following review helpful

The Eyes Have It

By
George Takei
, August 4, 2013

When strolling the streets of LA or braving the subways of New York City, I’m often approached by fans. They are well meaning and always polite, but unfortunately I’m often in a bit of a hurry and don’t have the luxury to chat or pose for photos. For a time, I wore oversized sunglasses, but people often mistook me for Yoko Ono or, more lately, Psy, which only led to more awkward requests to cross my arms and pretend I was riding a pony. So Brad ordered me the GREEN EYES CAT FACE by Mountain T and suggested I wear it whenever out in public. It worked like a charm, at least
for a time. People became so transfixed by the admittedly alarming cat print that they were often too embarrassed to make eye contact with the wearer, whom they could tell was, as expected, some septuagenarian Asian person. My favorite response after a particularly long stare was to quip, “Hey. Buddy. EYES. UP. HERE.” (It IS quite gratifying to say, ladies, I admit.) Another was to emit happy meows while stroking my chest adoringly. Nobody approaches someone so obviously one sushi roll short of a bento box. In time, my antics began to annoy Brad. So to get back at me, he cut the pupils out of the shirt. On one particularly chilly evening, I simply couldn’t understand why so MANY people were staring at my T. I saw them squinting and overheard things like, “Are those his…Oh, God!” Brad let his prank continue all night, including through the book signing we were already late for. The fans there got a bit more Takei than they bargained for. Well played, Brad. Well played.

292 of 297 people found the following review helpful

This shirt is the solution to my greatest problem in life

By
Samuell
, January 8, 2013

All my life, I’ve been afraid of going out interacting with other people. What do I say? How do I act? Are they judging me? This haunted me my entire life…until this shirt came along. Now, I can step outside with confidence, knowing that this shirt will prevent other humans from talking to me. I can go about my life without the hardship of having poor social skills. This shirt is my shield, my protective barrier, my solution. To all the good folks over at The Mountain, I truly thank you.

64 of 67 people found the following review helpful

Meoawesome!

By
It’s James T! Don’t call my Jimmy!
, August 4, 2013

This shirt is not only 100% cotton, it is also 200% awesome. I was never a cat person, but after putting on this shirt, I immediately became one of the clowder. People saw me completely differently. Living in the big city, whenever I accidentally brushed against someone, there was always an awkwardness. Now my run-ins with folks on the street are met with, “Aw, how cute!” or “Can we take him home?!” I have become one with the night and find myself lying in the most awkward of places during the day. I cannot bring myself to take it off, for fear that I will return to the lowly person I once was. Since I am unable to remove the most awesome garment in the world, to maintain its luster I have resorted to licking it. This has occasionally resulted in me depositing a small ball of the shirt’s makings somewhere near an important access point in my apartment, only to find myself stepping in it later. Despite my new bizarre habits and the occasional need to let myself out, then back in, then back out, I would recommend this shirt to anyone. In fact, I am considering getting even more.