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Yodeling Pickle

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4.0 out of 5 stars

Name:
     
Accoutrements Yodeling Pickle

ASIN:
     B0010VS078

Price:
     
$11.23

Are you sick and tired of trying to teach your pickles to yodel? Pickles can be so stubborn. At last, the yodeling pickle you’ve been waiting for. With a mere press of a button (yes, it has a button) this little pickle will yodel its heart out. You’ll think you’re in the Swiss Alps listening to a yodeling pickle.

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

1,390 of 1,409 people found the following review helpful

Better Than Bieber

By
Sadie
, January 15, 2012

My twelve year-old niece asked for the Justin Bieber CD for Christmas, so I bought her this yodeling pickle. Nobody so far can tell the difference.

3,331 of 3,409 people found the following review helpful

Stick with a bong

By
George Takei
, May 22, 2013

On my birthday (4/20), I found this cute little green item on my dresser. I assumed Brad had left it for me as a “special” birthday gift. I tried for hours to figure out how to pry off the lid so I could load it properly, but no go. Then the thing started yodeling at me, and I thought, “Well, no more from that dispensary.” Disappointed.

1,518 of 1,558 people found the following review helpful

It’s a great portable music solution

By
Timboliah PantsOnFiyah “Timboliah Pants on Fiyah”
, April 2, 2010

I loaned my iPod to my kid, and he broke it. This understandably bummed me out, since I really enjoy taking long walks on the beach while listening to some tune-age. I’m kinda low on funds, so buying a replacement iPod wasn’t an option for me. I was very fortunate to discover the Yodeling Pickle. I have been super pleased with the results. First of all, as luck would have it, the Yodeling Pickle just happens to yodel all of my favorite tunes that were stored on my iPod. Hits like “Bobbejaan Schoepen yodels the collected works of Black Sabbath” and of course Slim Whitman’s edgy yodeling rendition of “Baby Got Back.” I have withheld one star from my review, however, giving the Yodeling Pickle just four of five possible stars. There isn’t a headphone jack, which is only a problem if the folks around me don’t appreciate yodeling, (which almost NEVER happens). Also, I was accustomed to carrying the iPod strapped to my arm with the elastic armband accessory. Nothing like this is available for the pickle. On my beach walks, I’ve found that the pickle can be carried around by conveniently tucking it down into the front of my Speedo. I’ve met tons of nice ladies on the beach since scoring the pickle. I can only assume they dig yodeling as much as I do. It’s a great portable music solution for yodeling fans. Cheaper than an iPod and the chicks seem to dig it.

279 of 283 people found the following review helpful

Is it normal?

By
Flam
, May 2, 2013

The Yodeling Pickle in my house appears to be possessed. Whenever I put it away in the kitchen cupboard it mysteriously appears in the top drawer of my wife’s bedside table.

325 of 358 people found the following review helpful

Much better than Nickleback

By
Dean Clean
, February 21, 2010

After hearing the music of Nickelback and being highly disappointed, I began a quest to find something better. This item fits the bill perfectly. The Yodeling Pickle shows much more talent, creativity, and potential than Nickelback ever has, or will, show. SALUTE THE PICKLE!

Customer Questions & Answers

Does this thing work?

Works great. I agree that it’s super sensitive. I like to leave it in my wife’s purse so that when she’s in a store and goes fishing for her money it starts going off. We’ve had it for a little more than a year, and it never gets old.

Westcoastsailor
answered on January 14, 2013

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