Life Is Not a Reality Show (26 page)

Our holiday card, 1973
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Kathy and me at Kathy’s wedding, 1979. I was ten years old
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My mom and me at a hotel in Hawaii, 1981
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From my Little House on the Prairie days
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Eaten Alive—the movie that gave me anxiety
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At nine years old with Victor French in Carter Country. He also played my dad on Little House on the Prairie
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Me at thirteen years old
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Actor C. Thomas Howell holding Paris Hilton, 1986
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Me with C. Thomas Howell at my sister Kim's wedding
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Clearly the eighties were not good to me. Fifteen years old
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Farrah and me when I was twenty years old, 1989
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My sweet dad and me with blond hair, 1991
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Farrah and me in Palm Desert, 1993. My hair hasn’t changed much
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Me and Mauricio
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