My Erotica – Out to Dry (7 page)

Finally she
felt Alahna open up inside and her cock eased up into the fruity
passage.

“Oh my god,
that feels so good,” called out Alahna as he felt the first few
strokes in his ass.

“Oh yes, I love
it, I have always wanted this.”

“I know
sweetie, we know all about your little fantasies, that’s why I am
here. Now relax and let me take you completely, I want to push my
cock deep into you, I want to feel the walls gripping my
length.”

Alahna groaned
louder, his moans muffled by the pillow as his ass was being
pumped, but still clearly audible.

Suzi was now
working up a rhythm, her cock sliding in and out of the slimy rear
passage of the shemale in front of her.

“Do you like
taking it in the ass, Alahna, do you like a cock up your bum?” she
called out as she rammed her length into him.

“Oh fuck yes,”
he replied, “don’t stop, I need this so much, I need a good
fucking. Fuck me hard, fuck me harder!”

“Take my ass,
use it baby, screw it.”

Suzi reached
forward and pulled Alahna’s hair with her fingers, making Alahna
squeal as she was pumped hard.

“Take my dick,
bitch, take it up the ass.”

“Feel my balls
bouncing against your ass as I pump you, fucking you, screwing your
slutty asshole.”

Alahna knew he
was in heaven; the pleasure was overpowering and mind blowing. He
wanted to please Suzi, he wanted to give Suzi his ass and let her
cum inside it. He wanted her sperm in his ass, he definitely knew
that.

Suzi continued
to plunge her cock into the available asshole, pumping hard as
sweat starting to roll of her body in the heat of the tropical
evening.

“Oh yes, baby,
your ass is so tight, I am going to come soon, milk my balls for me
with your ass, squeeze hard and make me blow inside you.”

Alahna did as
he was told, obediently, submissively he wanted his lover to come
inside his ass.

“Fuck me hard,
Suzi, come inside me, please,” he begged in complete desperation.
He gave himself totally, her cock ravaging his virgin asshole for
the first time, forcing it open, stretching it, hurting it and yet
he loved every moment. This was heaven for Alahna, it was his
sexual fantasy come true.

“Oh yes, I am
coming, Alahna,” called out Suzi desperately.

“Yes, do it,
fill me, fill me up,” came the eager reply.

Suzi held
Alahna’s hips and punched away at his ass with her cock, sliding it
in and out, deeper and deeper and then she clutched him hard as he
released into his body, wave after wave of hot seed.

When Suzi was
done, and her cock fell out of Alahna’s bottom, she lay down next
to him and ran her fingers through his soft, feminine hair.

“I hope you
enjoyed that sweetie, it was your fantasy.”

“Oh god ,yes,”
he replied, “that was the best sex ever in my life.”

Suzi smiled,
“well know that you also have female parts you will be able to
experience many sensations in this place, my love.”

That’s why we
are all here, to help you live out your dreams, your needs and your
sexual wants.

She kissed him
tenderly and then said,” why don’t you sleep my baby,” and closed
his eyes with her fingers.

DECISION

The next thing
Alahna knew there was a bright light around him again, things were
swimming around him, and there were noises, familiar noises, and
familiar voices.

Slowly he
opened his eyes; there was a doctor, a blurry doctor, discussing
things with a blurry image of his wife.

He could just
hear what they were saying.

The doctor
seemed to be telling her that the worst was over, but they would
have to monitor him for some time. The doctor also pointed out that
some drip was critically important to his recovery and that the
flow must not be stopped, even for a minute or he would die.

The two of them
walked out the door and it closed.

Alan lay there
and looked around. He could see some drip next to his bed; a liquid
was going into his body.

The pondered
the doctor’s comments, and his future, and he pondered the
experience he had just enjoyed.

Minutes later
he managed to manoeuvre his fingers onto the tube that was going
into his body. He pulled it out slowly and let it fall to the
ground.

He hoped that
there would be no alarm, or that he had enough time for his plan to
work.

Moments later
he opened his eyes to a blinding light. He hoped desperately that
his plan had worked and he was now in a better place, the only
place for him.

As his eyes
focused he saw a smiling face, a familiar face. She leant forward
and kissed him softly.

“I was hoping
you would make the right choice, darling.”

“Welcome back
to Heaven.”

THE GIRL WHO FARTED
DURING SEX

I don't know
what to say about this story. The title says in all in this short,
true little tale. If you are brave, and in need of a good laugh,
read on...

Hello.

Yes, I know you
are probably laughing your heads off about the title of this ebook.
How marvellous for you. You know, this was no laughing matter for
me. It was quite serious for me at the time. But let’s not spoil
all the fun; let's do this in chronological order.

Once upon a
time, I had a girlfriend, her name was Cheryl.

She was quite
attractive, intelligent, hardworking and independent, quite a good
catch actually. We had been going out together for about a month
and things were going along nicely. We were seeing each other
probably four or five nights a week, enjoyed each other’s company
and had great sex together.

It was a very
encouraging relationship.

I really liked
being with her, and she indicated she had similar feelings about
our young love. I think we were approaching that stage where we
would consider moving in together. We were past the “I love you
stage”, we had past that emotional hurdle, we were seeing each
other so often it would save us time to live together.

She lived
uptown, I lived downtown, and the commute was a bitch. We
alternated to make it fair. Sometimes we would end up in her
apartment and I would stay over, other times she would stay the
night at my place. It was cute.

One cold night
in mid-winter we decided to stay at home and eat in as it was too
cold outdoors. It was good snuggling weather. I decided to make a
special night of it by cooking at my place. She brought the wine, I
cooked.

She swept in
the door, bringing the cold world with her as it clung to her coat.
I helped her out of it, kissed her and we sat down to chat for a
while. Then she went to freshen up, I went back to the delectable
chicken dish I was cooking and poured some wine for us. She
returned, kissed me some more and we settled in for a night of love
and contentment.

I was soon
ready to serve dinner, a lovely chicken satay with fried rice and
Chinese vegetables. It tasted quite nice even if I do say so
myself. She loved it! Her plate was soon demolished, and she wanted
more. As I had cooked enough for a few meals there was plenty
extra. I watched as she devoured the second helping I had made
her.

She was
content. We sat down and relaxed for a while, finishing the rest of
the bottle of wine; I think she was getting nicely tiddly by the
end.

Then we started
to kiss, and kiss some more and we began to undress each other. As
I removed her blouse I released her beautiful soft and warm
breasts. They were a bit smaller than average, firm and well
balanced. Her nipples were that lovely torpedo shape I loved to see
in online porn pics. Even though we were in our early thirties, her
belly was firm, her pubic mound trimmed neatly and her skin held
the delicate fragrance of her perfume. I am a man; of course I
don't know what it was!

I removed the
last of her clothing, as she commenced undressing me. As she slid
down my underpants my hardened cock sprang to life, she stroked it
lovingly for a few moments before bending forward to take it into
her mouth. My cock melted as it entered her velvety mouth. She was
very pleasing orally. I looked down and enjoyed the view, watching
my enlarged penis slide in and out of her lipstick covered mouth. I
closed my eyes to enjoy the sensation. I am sure I was moaning, it
was delightful. I could have stayed there all night enjoying her
attentions but that would be unfair and not very gentlemanly of
me.

I stood up and
moved over to the large soft rug in the middle of the room. I then
lay down and drew her down with me so that she could continue her
expert work on my dick. I positioned her so that I could get to her
cunt, and started to lick it and kiss it. It was wonderful. As she
sucked my manhood, I enjoyed the full view of her vagina, I could
smell its sweetness, bask in the view of her entrance, and enjoy
eating her love folds.

It was heaven.
As I licked and sucked and fingered her, she grew more and more
excited. She was gushing from time to time, she was so intense, and
it aroused me greatly to see her so excited. My face was buried in
her cunt, lapping up her love juices. I also licked her cute
asshole with my tongue, gliding my tongue around its entrance,
enjoying the kinky taste and aromas. I held her anus open with my
fingers as she continued to work my cock, I was so aroused by the
sight of her tiny puckered little bum hole.

And then it
happened.

THE FART

I was staring
straight at the hole when suddenly it opened, it flexed and a
violent explosion of hot, noisy gas came charging out and smacked
into my face.

My face had
been inches from her ass. I felt the full force of her anal blast!
It was hot, a hot wind blasted against my face. I can still today
remember, intimately, exactly how it felt. I was shocked. I was
stunned. And I was in a real pickle.

If I laughed,
or ran away I could ruin her sex life forever. I had to do the
right thing. For the sake of the rest of mankind, I had to do the
right thing. I did what any man, hell bent on fucking, would do - I
pretended it didn't happen. Well, I tried to be polite and pretend
it didn't happen. That worked for a few seconds.

Then came the
stench. Oh my fucking god, it was the most foul, the most
disgusting fart I have ever smelt in my life and it had been
blasted at me, full force, from inches away. I had seen the fart. I
had seen her ass open to do it. I had felt the hot gasses rush over
my face. She had basically farted on my face!!!

And now I was
smelling the most putrid, the most disgusting, foul stench you
could ever imagine. How long could I survive and continue to
pretend? How long before I died. I was on the verge of death
already. I had been trying not to breathe for a few minutes.

Agggggghhhhhhhh, I was sure I would have to die. And then she must
have got a whiff of the smell as well. She reacted instantly. She
whirled around and hugged me urgently, saying how sorry she was and
what a disgusting thing it was to do. She kept apologizing for
minutes. She especially apologized for the disgusting odour. What
could I do? Clearly she hadn't intended to do the world’s most
putrid fart on my face. Clearly she hadn't even intended to fart at
all. As she said, it just slipped out. She said she felt too happy
and relaxed at the time, so it just happened.

Wow, good thing
it was only the gas that came out and not the objects! I hugged
her; there was little else I could do. What could I do? It was an
accident. But what an accident, and what a stench. Fuck me dead it
was horrid?

You won't be
surprise that the fart episode killed sex for the night. We hugged,
she apologized, and then finally she decided she should go home. I
didn't argue. What a moment in my life, having a woman fart on my
head during sex. How would I ever forget that, how would she ever
live it down? Would we survive? All very important questions, I
assure you.

Well, to cut a
long story short, we did survive, for a while. Mind you, for a few
days she found excuses not to come around but finally love
conquered the problem and we got on with our life together. I gotta
say though, I don't think we engaged in oral for a while, at least
not the oral involving my head between her legs kind of oral.

Over time we
settled back into our routine, and sex came back into our lives.
Then one night we grabbed a take away at some chicken joint and
went home. After some kissing and cuddling and wine, we went to bed
and made hot passionate love. She sat on top of me and enjoyed an
intense orgasm, and then she rolled over and lay on her side. I
entered from behind and began to fuck her pussy. My hands were on
her lovely tits, my cock sliding in and out of her tight, wet cunt,
it was fantastic. I slammed into her hard, and then there was a
popping noise that didn't quite enter my horizon. I pounded her
again, there was another popping noise. This lodged into my brain
but whilst the grey cells were trying to calculate the source of
the noises, there were more with each thrust into her body.

I thrust, she
popped. I thrust again, she popped again. I was so close I had to
keep fucking, but my brain was recording the pops.