Authors: Amy Woods
He
munched on my spam castanets, even though I'd had Aunt Flo visiting for the
best part of a week. If I don't study english cliterature to get my flange
custard trickling from my front bum, his all-beef thermometer is going to leave
my lunchmeat resembling a bucket of smashed crabs. With his purple beaver
buster fucking deep into my ground zero grotto, the sensation of his
sperminator smashing my cervix made me quiver like a shitting dog. There was
creamy load leaking from his skeleton king and I was wetter than a bathmaid's
elbow. We were ready for more. He pinched off a giant hardened fudge nugget on
my breasticles just so he could devour it up like a pig at a trough. After
having my sperm socket fucked, he then proceeded to fuck my turd cutter. The
seemingly never-ending streams of magician's wax emanating from his skin flute
soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. I can't wait to gobble the love
mayonnaise from his throbbing quim dagger. The raiding makes me splurge my
flange custard all over his cunt stretcher. With my hairy goblet now much like
the Japanese flag, he thought it was time to start probing my Oxo orifice. Is
now the time to tell him I really need to drop a Mr. Hanky, I wondered? By now,
my shamevelope was haemorrhaging like a hungry pig at a trough. My chamber of
squelch was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver. Inserting a
15" spiked vibrator into my pink velvet sausage wallet got me spritzing
spaff faster than snot off a whip. I awoke the next morning with my hot pocket
still frothing. I thought it was over but his thrill drill had other ideas. It
was bliss having his veiny quim prod rammed inside me again; stuffing my fuck
trench with a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster just didn't get my
ladytown pouring like it used to. Now, I've seen more japseyes than an oriental
optician, but the sight of his love muscle made my tuna tunnel tears
haemorrhage like a slug in a salt mine. Within no time, I could feel the shitty
man fat dripping from my rusty sherif's badge and all over my furburger. My
cake hole was so full of thrill drill and man fat, the love mayonnaise was
leaching down my chin and onto my cans. The unrelenting orgasms from his cunt
stretcher thrusting my frilling pink golf bag made me come so hard, I began
sweating like a whore in a confessional. The feeling of his cock custard
flowing down my throat got my shrimp sap flowing quicker than snot off a whip.
When he removed his cunt plunger from my rusty bullet hole, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to chow down on the butt nugget off his womb raider. Some girls
are happy just to play the clitar when they're alone, but I can't get off
without having a gerbil in my quim and a squash up my mud flap. The slamming of
my chocolate starfish was so vigorous, he soon found his hairy walnuts joining
his cunt stretcher deep in my Mavis Fritter. Hours of thrusting like this would
leave any girl's beef curtains looking like an over inflated dinghy, and I was
no different! The mixture of colon cobra and Da Vinci load in my brown eye
created the delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of.
He
eased out a giant butt nugget on my chesticles just so he could suck it up like
a bulldog eating porridge. It was bliss having his chorizo howitzer probed
inside me again; stuffing my cod canyon with a number of chillies just didn't
get my furry cup gushing like it used to. If I don't buff the muff to get my
tuna tunnel tears oozing from my furry cup, his chubstep is going to leave my
velcro triangle resembling a dropped burrito. The mixture of butt nugget and
steamin' semen in my vintage golf bag created the delicious rectal stew that he
was so fond of. The unrelenting orgasms from his love lollipop pounding my
moose knuckle made me come so hard, I began sweating like a pregnant nun. I
awoke the next morning with my clearing in the woods still leaking. I thought
it was over but his veiny quim prod had other ideas. With his spam javelin
raiding deep into my gammon alley, the sensation of his Ocean's 11 Inches
smashing my cervix made me quake like a rat on acid. Hours of fucking like this
would leave any girl's vertical smile looking like a manatee in yoga pants, and
I was no different! My cake hole was so full of huge penis and gentleman's
relish, the man fat was slobbering down my chin and onto my mammaries.
Inserting a barbie doll into my stench trench got me pouring shrimp sap faster
than greased shit off a shiny shovel. Now, I've seen more foreskins than a
rabbi during a baby boom, but the sight of his eight inches of throbbing pink
jesus made my shrimp sap haemorrhage like a rabid dog. After having my split
peach pounded, he then proceeded to thrust my vintage golf bag. The raiding of
my black hole was so vigorous, he soon found his man marbles joining his turgid
terror truncheon deep in my fudge factory. There was steamin' semen weeping
from his chubstep and I was wetter than a bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for
more. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries
as his long-dong silver slid deeper into my cocoa channel. By now, my tuna
canal was flowing like Adele waiting for Greggs to open. With my lunchmeat now
much like the south end of a badger going north, he thought it was time to
start sliding my brown mile. Is now the time to tell him I really need to cop a
corn-eyed butt snake, I wondered? Within no time, I could feel the shitty
creamy load flowing from my marmite motorway and all over my meaty hangers. He
munched on my flappy meal, even though I'd been riding the cotton pony for the
best part of a week. When he removed his timed slimer from my poop chute, he
was pleasantly surprised to see a Mr. Hanky staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to devour the Mr. Hanky off his long-dong silver. The feeling of
his magician's wax sliming down my throat got my sex wee flowing quicker than a
greased weasel shit. The plowing makes me spray my minge monsoon all over his
bugger king. The seemingly never-ending streams of cock snot emanating from his
master of ceremonies soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. Some girls
are happy just to get a stinky pinky when they're alone, but I can't get off
without having a number of chillies in my penis pothole and a squash up my
fudge factory. I can't wait to chow down on the love mayonnaise from his
long-dong silver.
The
fucking makes me flood my pussy batter all over his balony pony. It was bliss
having his greasy slimelight rammed inside me again; stuffing my kipper dinghy
with a squash just didn't get my fuck gutter spraying like it used to. By now,
my Quimcy, M.E. was frothing like a broken coffee maker. The mixture of Mr. Hanky
and gentleman's relish in my brown mile created the delicious sphincter sauce
that he was so fond of. Now, I've seen more japseyes than an oriental optician,
but the sight of his master of ceremonies made my fallopian fish stock leach
like a hungry pig at a trough. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor
was the least of my worries as his bald avenger shoved deeper into my ring
piece. There was man fat oozing from his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus
and I was wetter than an otter's pocket. We were ready for more. Some girls are
happy just to flick the bean when they're alone, but I can't get off without
having a 15" spiked vibrator in my furry cup and a number of chillies up
my chocolate starfish. Within no time, I could feel the shitty cock snot
seeping from my soft tight anus and all over my purple cabbage. My cake hole
was so full of love muscle and creamy load, the man fat was seeping down my
chin and onto my love bubbles. With his Nelson's Column plowing deep into my
shame portal, the sensation of his ample cock smashing my cervix made me quiver
like jelly. He munched on my flappy meal, even though I'd had the painters in
for the best part of a week. He extruded a giant Mr. Hanky on my top bollocks
just so he could suck it up like a bulldog eating porridge. When he removed his
cheese-crusted cock from my Oxo orifice, he was pleasantly surprised to see a
hardened fudge nugget staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to consume
the butt nugget off his womb ferret. I can't wait to consume the cock custard
from his thrill drill. Inserting a number of chillies into my gashtray got me
splurging beige slime faster than snot off a whip. With my hairy goblet now
much like a twisted slipper, he thought it was time to start stuffing my fudge
factory. Is now the time to tell him I really need to roll a Mr. Hanky, I
wondered? If I don't strum the banjo to get my clunge gunge foaming from my
carp cavity, his cream reaper is going to leave my vertical smile resembling a
hippo's yawn. The seemingly never-ending streams of cock snot emanating from
his balony pony soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. The unrelenting
orgasms from his pink tractor beam thrusting my stench trench made me come so
hard, I began sweating like a gypsy near an unlocked shipping container. My
meat purse was trembling like a shitting dog. Hours of pounding like this would
leave any girl's open-faced ham sandwich looking like a horse's collar, and I
was no different! After having my herring hole raided, he then proceeded to
slam my rusty sherif's badge. I awoke the next morning with my vibrator crater
still foaming. I thought it was over but his bald avenger had other ideas. The
feeling of his love mayonnaise dribbling down my throat got my pussy batter
flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel.
Inserting
a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster into my whispering eye got me pouring
minge monsoon faster than a greased weasel shit. When he removed his devil's
bagpipe from my soft tight anus, he was pleasantly surprised to see a stink
pickle staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to consume the Mr. Hanky
off his veiny quim prod. He munched on my vertical garden, even though I'd been
on the rag for the best part of a week. By now, my front bum was oozing like a
broken fridge freezer. My throat was so full of ramrod and cock snot, the love
mayonnaise was dribbling down my chin and onto my rack. I can't wait to lap the
cock snot from his blue-veined custard chucker. I awoke the next morning with
my moose knuckle still leaking. I thought it was over but his chorizo howitzer
had other ideas. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of
my worries as his piss pipe shoved deeper into my chocolate starfish. With his
tenderloin truncheon fucking deep into my cod canyon, the sensation of his
veiny quim prod smashing my cervix made me quake like Muhammad Ali on a tumble
dryer. The unrelenting orgasms from his wrist-thick wand raiding my gashtray
made me come so hard, I began sweating like Mike Tyson at a spelling bee. After
having my ground zero grotto hammered, he then proceeded to pound my black
hole. With my beef curtains now much like a hippo's yawn, he thought it was
time to start ramming my vintage golf bag. Is now the time to tell him I really
need to launch a hardened fudge nugget, I wondered? The seemingly never-ending
streams of gentleman's relish emanating from his ramrod soon had me coated like
a plasterer's radio. My shame portal was trembling like an epileptic at a Pink
Floyd concert. The feeling of his man fat flowing down my throat got my clunge
gunge flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. There was gentleman's relish
foaming from his all-beef thermometer and I was wetter than a bathmaid's elbow.
We were ready for more. The raiding of my old dirt road was so vigorous, he
soon found his chin pounders joining his jade rod deep in my soft tight anus.
It was bliss having his Nelson's Column shoved inside me again; stuffing my
ladytown with a lightbulb just didn't get my depravity cavity spraying like it
used to. Hours of plowing like this would leave any girl's piss flaps looking
like Pete Burns' lips, and I was no different! He copped a giant stink pickle
on my rack just so he could chow down on it up like a pig at a trough. If I
don't finger blast to get my tuna tunnel tears dripping from my calamari
cockring, his cervix cigar is going to leave my panty hamster resembling a sand
blasted tomato. Now, I've had more hands up me than The Muppets, but the sight
of his skin flute made my shrimp sap weep like there was a midget inside me
with a super soaker. Within no time, I could feel the shitty creamy load
weeping from my poo pipe and all over my purple cabbage. The mixture of
corn-eyed butt snake and cock custard in my turd-herder created the delicious rectal
stew that he was so fond of. The thrusting makes me eject my sex wee all over
his throbbing quim dagger.
The
unrelenting orgasms from his sperminator plowing my shame portal made me come
so hard, I began sweating like a paedo during a prison riot. The raiding of my
balloon knot was so vigorous, he soon found his jingle-jangle jewellery joining
his wrist-thick wand deep in my turd cutter. Hours of plowing like this would
leave any girl's piss flaps looking like a blind cobbler's thumb, and I was no
different! I can't wait to devour the ectoplasm from his mutton dagger. It was
bliss having his womb ferret plunged inside me again; stuffing my gashtray with
a 15" spiked vibrator just didn't get my soft-shelled tuna taco ejecting
like it used to. When he removed his cervix cigar from my Mavis Fritter, he was
pleasantly surprised to see a sewer trout staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to consume the Mr. Hanky off his wensleydale wand. With his
gristle missile slamming deep into my front bum, the sensation of his long-dong
silver smashing my cervix made me quake like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer.
Within no time, I could feel the shitty ectoplasm sliming from my balloon knot
and all over my meaty hangers. The feeling of his love piss dripping down my throat
got my clunge gunge flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. With my
vertical garden now much like a darts team's goalkeeper, he thought it was time
to start shoving my turd-herder. Is now the time to tell him I really need to
arc a stink pickle, I wondered? If I don't tune the tuna to get my flange
custard weeping from my ground zero grotto, his mutton dagger is going to leave
my flappy meal resembling a manatee in yoga pants. My enchilada of love was
trembling like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. Inserting a barbie doll
into my furry cup got me flowing tuna tunnel tears faster than snot off a whip.
Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as
his one-eyed monster rammed deeper into my old dirt road. My cake hole was so
full of spunk-filled spam rocket and cock snot, the baby gravy was dripping
down my chin and onto my chesticles. There was man fat foaming from his timed
slimer and I was wetter than a well diggers arse. We were ready for more. He
munched on my meaty hangers, even though I'd been on the rag for the best part
of a week. He launched a giant colon cobra on my breasticles just so he could
gobble it up like a hungry hungry hippo. By now, my front bum was leaking like
a slavering dog. After having my one slice toaster fucked, he then proceeded to
plow my mud flap. Now, I've seen more pricks than a second hand dartboard, but
the sight of his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus made my sex wee dribble
like a jizz waterfall. Some girls are happy just to audition the finger puppets
when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a 10 inch purple
battery-operated monster in my cum dumpster and a squash up my brown mile. I
awoke the next morning with my ladytown still slobbering. I thought it was over
but his chorizo howitzer had other ideas. The mixture of hardened fudge nugget
and magician's wax in my rusty bullet hole created the delicious rectoplasm
that he was so fond of. The plowing makes me surge my tuna tunnel tears all
over his cheese-crusted cock.