Authors: Amy Woods
When
he removed his batter blaster from my shit winker, he was pleasantly surprised
to see a Mr. Hanky staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the
toilet twinkie off his love muscle. With his love lollipop fucking deep into my
gaping clam cavern, the sensation of his greasy kebab skewer smashing my cervix
made me quake like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. After having my spunk
dungeon plowed, he then proceeded to hammer my black hole. Some girls are happy
just to strum the banjo when they're alone, but I can't get off without having
a gerbil in my gaping clam cavern and an egg timer up my other vagina. Now,
I've had more hands up me than The Muppets, but the sight of his Nelson's
Column made my spaff dribble like Wayne Rooney's dick in an OAP home. Leaving
my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his
washington monument probed deeper into my turd cutter. My gashtray was
trembling like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. By now, my ruby cave was
weeping like a hungry pig at a trough. The feeling of his Da Vinci load
trickling down my throat got my beige slime flowing quicker than snot off a
whip. Within no time, I could feel the shitty creamy load seeping from my black
hole and all over my purple cabbage. He pinched off a giant stink pickle on my
chesticles just so he could lap it up like a bulldog eating porridge. I can't
wait to chow down on the ectoplasm from his stilton spear. The plowing of my
poop chute was so vigorous, he soon found his wrecking balls joining his
chubstep deep in my Mavis Fritter. My mouth was so full of ample cock and cock
custard, the love piss was dripping down my chin and onto my mammaries. The
thrusting makes me spout my shrimp sap all over his purple-headed trouser
snake. With my meaty hangers now much like a hippo's yawn, he thought it was
time to start sliding my rusty sherif's badge. Is now the time to tell him I
really need to roll a Mr. Hanky, I wondered? He munched on my hairy goblet,
even though I'd been up on bricks for the best part of a week. Hours of raiding
like this would leave any girl's velcro triangle looking like a horse's collar,
and I was no different! Inserting a lightbulb into my slime hole got me
spouting pussy batter faster than snot off a whip. If I don't buff the muff to
get my clunge gunge foaming from my bearded haddock pasty, his jebend is going
to leave my spam castanets resembling a horse's collar. The unrelenting orgasms
from his spam javelin raiding my wunder down under made me come so hard, I
began sweating like a whore in a confessional. The seemingly never-ending
streams of creamy load emanating from his purple beaver buster soon had me
coated like a plasterer's radio. There was cock snot leaking from his love
lollipop and I was wetter than a spastic's chin. We were ready for more. The
mixture of stink pickle and cock custard in my fart valve created the delicious
rectoplasm that he was so fond of. I awoke the next morning with my
soft-shelled tuna taco still flowing. I thought it was over but his greasy
slimelight had other ideas.
I
awoke the next morning with my cod crater still slobbering. I thought it was
over but his tenderloin truncheon had other ideas. My throat was so full of
pink tractor beam and man fat, the ectoplasm was dribbling down my chin and
onto my breasticles. With my furburger now much like a bulldog licking piss
from a thistle, he thought it was time to start ramming my fart valve. Is now
the time to tell him I really need to arc a toilet twinkie, I wondered? If I
don't finger blast to get my minge mucus slobbering from my fuck gutter, his
turgid terror truncheon is going to leave my meaty hangers resembling a badly
wrapped kebab. Hours of plowing like this would leave any girl's vertical
garden looking like Pete Burns' lips, and I was no different! I can't wait to
lap the steamin' semen from his brie baton. The seemingly never-ending streams
of love mayonnaise emanating from his greasy kebab skewer soon had me coated
like a plasterer's radio. He extruded a giant footlong fudge bullet on my love
bubbles just so he could suck it up like a hungry hungry hippo. The pounding
makes me gush my pussy batter all over his kebeb skewer. When he removed his
Ocean's 11 Inches from my tradesman's entrance, he was pleasantly surprised to
see a stink pickle staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the
footlong fudge bullet off his chorizo howitzer. He munched on my velcro
triangle, even though I'd had the painters in for the best part of a week. With
his slut slayer thrusting deep into my fuck gutter, the sensation of his
bald-headed yogurt slinger smashing my cervix made me quiver like Micheal J.
Fox licking a car battery. Some girls are happy just to fish for pearls when
they're alone, but I can't get off without having an egg timer in my
clam-flavoured pothole and an egg timer up my marmite motorway. Leaving my panties
sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his wensleydale wand
probed deeper into my vintage golf bag. By now, my vibrator crater was frothing
like someone had poured fairy liquid into Niagara Falls. The feeling of his
baby gravy slobbering down my throat got my minge monsoon flowing quicker than
a greased weasel shit. The unrelenting orgasms from his cervix cigar raiding my
calamari cockring made me come so hard, I began sweating like a midget nun at a
penguin shoot. The mixture of Mr. Hanky and cock custard in my ring piece
created the delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. There was penis
pudding dribbling from his bald avenger and I was wetter than an otter's
pocket. We were ready for more. Inserting a 9-iron into my vibrator crater got
me ejecting pussy batter faster than a greased weasel shit. After having my
clunge pool slammed, he then proceeded to pound my balloon knot. My smush
mitten was trembling like jelly. It was bliss having his jade rod slid inside
me again; stuffing my hot pocket with my fist just didn't get my ruby cave
squirting like it used to. The plowing of my mud flap was so vigorous, he soon
found his sperm factories joining his timed slimer deep in my turd-herder. Now,
I've been told the sperm bank will accept my spit, but the sight of his
all-beef thermometer made my fallopian fish stock weep like there was a midget
inside me with a super soaker.
When
he removed his giggle stick from my rusty bullet hole, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to lap the stink pickle off his pink tractor beam. If I don't
stimulate the genitals through phalangetic motion to get my flange custard
haemorrhaging from my stench trench, his womb ferret is going to leave my hairy
goblet resembling a hippo's yawn. Hours of plowing like this would leave any
girl's spam castanets looking like a ripped out fireplace, and I was no
different! The feeling of his baby gravy dripping down my throat got my flange
custard flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. Some girls are happy just
to fluff the muff when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a
squash in my cod canyon and an antique doorknob up my chocolate starfish. There
was gentleman's relish oozing from his gristle missile and I was wetter than an
English summer. We were ready for more. With his wensleydale wand slamming deep
into my one slice toaster, the sensation of his cumtree smashing my cervix made
me quake like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. The seemingly never-ending
streams of ectoplasm emanating from his chubstep soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. My throat was so full of wensleydale wand and penis pudding,
the love piss was oozing down my chin and onto my cans. Leaving my panties sunny
side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his battering ram slid
deeper into my poo pipe. My tampon tunnel was trembling like Vanessa Feltz's
diesel-powered vibrator. Now, I've had more hands up me than The Muppets, but
the sight of his turgid terror truncheon made my vertical moisture slobber like
a George Foreman grill. Inserting a number of chillies into my moose knuckle
got me splurging tuna tunnel tears faster than a greased weasel shit. He
munched on my meaty hangers, even though I'd been up on bricks for the best
part of a week. The hammering of my other vagina was so vigorous, he soon found
his love spuds joining his giggle stick deep in my cocoa channel. The
unrelenting orgasms from his cunt plunger fucking my front bum made me come so hard,
I began sweating like a dyslexic on Countdown. Within no time, I could feel the
shitty man fat weeping from my turd cutter and all over my vertical garden.
After having my oyster ditch fucked, he then proceeded to slam my old dirt
road. By now, my chamber of squelch was slobbering like someone had poured
fairy liquid into Niagara Falls. The mixture of sewer trout and gentleman's
relish in my old dirt road created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so
fond of. He arced a giant toilet twinkie on my love bubbles just so he could
suck it up like a bulldog eating porridge. The thrusting makes me spritz my
fallopian fish stock all over his blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon. I can't
wait to gobble the cock custard from his greasy kebab skewer. With my lunchmeat
now much like Pete Burns' lips, he thought it was time to start shoving my
turd-herder. Is now the time to tell him I really need to drop a stink pickle,
I wondered? I awoke the next morning with my birth cannon still draining. I
thought it was over but his battering ram had other ideas.
The
thrusting of my tradesman's entrance was so vigorous, he soon found his sperm
factories joining his tallywacker deep in my Mavis Fritter. It was bliss having
his clunger stuffed inside me again; stuffing my chamber of squelch with a
9-iron just didn't get my frilling pink golf bag flowing like it used to.
Within no time, I could feel the shitty love piss flowing from my mud flap and
all over my vertical garden. I awoke the next morning with my ruby cave still
leaching. I thought it was over but his one-eyed monster had other ideas. The
seemingly never-ending streams of baby gravy emanating from his tenderloin
truncheon soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. After having my fuck
trench thrusted, he then proceeded to thrust my fudge factory. With my beef
curtains now much like a blind cobbler's thumb, he thought it was time to start
plunging my rusty sherif's badge. Is now the time to tell him I really need to
crown a Mr. Hanky, I wondered? Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the
sight of his meaty member made my beige slime foam like a jizz waterfall. The
unrelenting orgasms from his chorizo howitzer fucking my sperm socket made me
come so hard, I began sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop. By now, my
tuna canal was flowing like a broken fridge freezer. The feeling of his cock
snot flowing down my throat got my pussy batter flowing quicker than greased
shit off a shiny shovel. He munched on my furburger, even though I'd had Aunt
Flo visiting for the best part of a week. The mixture of footlong fudge bullet
and cock snot in my brown eye created the delicious porthole pudding that he
was so fond of. I can't wait to lap the creamy load from his master of
ceremonies. The hammering makes me flow my shrimp sap all over his Nelson's
Column. If I don't flick the bean to get my vertical moisture foaming from my
bearded haddock pasty, his balony pony is going to leave my meaty hangers
resembling a shot cat. With his kebeb skewer slamming deep into my bearded
haddock pasty, the sensation of his skin flute smashing my cervix made me quake
like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. Inserting a squash into my meat
purse got me spritzing beige slime faster than a greased weasel shit. My mouth
was so full of disco stick and cock custard, the penis pudding was frothing
down my chin and onto my top bollocks. There was creamy load slobbering from
his turgid terror truncheon and I was wetter than an otter's pocket. We were
ready for more. He dropped a giant toilet twinkie on my fiery biscuits just so
he could lap it up like a pig at a trough. My clunge pool was trembling like
Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. Some girls are happy just to stimulate
the genitals through phalangetic motion when they're alone, but I can't get off
without having a squash in my one slice toaster and a number of chillies up my
balloon knot. Hours of fucking like this would leave any girl's hairy goblet
looking like a darts team's goalkeeper, and I was no different! Leaving my
panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his
cheese-crusted cock stuffed deeper into my tradesman's entrance.
If
I don't play the clitar to get my spaff draining from my vaginal bacon buffet,
his jade rod is going to leave my piss flaps resembling a darts team's
goalkeeper. He dropped a giant sewer trout on my superdroopers just so he could
devour it up like a hungry hungry hippo. When he removed his brie baton from my
poop chute, he was pleasantly surprised to see a Mr. Hanky staring back as him.
He knew I couldn't wait to gobble the footlong fudge bullet off his master of
ceremonies. The unrelenting orgasms from his spam dagger plowing my chamber of
squelch made me come so hard, I began sweating like a midget nun at a penguin
shoot. He munched on my lunchmeat, even though I'd had the painters in for the
best part of a week. There was man fat seeping from his brie baton and I was
wetter than an otter's pocket. We were ready for more. The thrusting makes me
spray my sex wee all over his meaty member. Within no time, I could feel the
shitty cock snot sliming from my chocolate starfish and all over my meaty
hangers. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my
worries as his love lollipop slid deeper into my ring piece. Inserting an egg
timer into my mound of love pudding got me pouring tuna tunnel tears faster
than snot off a whip. The seemingly never-ending streams of love mayonnaise
emanating from his chubstep soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. The
pounding of my rusty bullet hole was so vigorous, he soon found his sperm
factories joining his cunt plunger deep in my mud flap. By now, my fuck gutter
was frothing like a slavering dog. Hours of slamming like this would leave any
girl's clap flaps looking like a bucket of smashed crabs, and I was no
different! The feeling of his man fat foaming down my throat got my vertical
moisture flowing quicker than snot off a whip. With my furburger now much like
John Wayne's saddlebags, he thought it was time to start shoving my marmite
motorway. Is now the time to tell him I really need to launch a Mr. Hanky, I
wondered? Some girls are happy just to play the clitar when they're alone, but
I can't get off without having a number of chillies in my fuck trench and a
barbie doll up my rusty sherif's badge. My mouth was so full of meaty member
and gentleman's relish, the gentleman's relish was dripping down my chin and
onto my droopies. My herring hole was trembling like Muhammad Ali on a tumble
dryer. After having my sperm socket plowed, he then proceeded to fuck my black
hole. The mixture of Mr. Hanky and cock custard in my shit winker created the
delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. With his skin flute hammering
deep into my calamari cockring, the sensation of his cunt plunger smashing my
cervix made me quake like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. It was bliss having
his love lollipop rammed inside me again; stuffing my vaginal bacon buffet with
my fist just didn't get my chlamydia canal squirting like it used to. Now, I've
seen more foreskins than a rabbi during a baby boom, but the sight of his vein
cane made my sex wee slime like a hungry pig at a trough. I can't wait to suck
the love mayonnaise from his piss pipe.