Authors: Amy Woods
The
seemingly never-ending streams of Da Vinci load emanating from his bald-headed
yogurt slinger soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. Inserting a 10 inch
purple battery-operated monster into my tampon tunnel got me pouring pussy
batter faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. If I don't study english
cliterature to get my fallopian fish stock flowing from my moose knuckle, his
love lollipop is going to leave my velcro triangle resembling a dropped
burrito. I can't wait to devour the gentleman's relish from his thrill drill. I
awoke the next morning with my clearing in the woods still foaming. I thought
it was over but his jade rod had other ideas. By now, my calamari cockring was
frothing like Augustus Gloop's mouth at the sight of Willy Wonka's chocolate
river. With his wensleydale wand fucking deep into my vibration station, the
sensation of his bald-headed yogurt slinger smashing my cervix made me quake
like jelly. He munched on my panty hamster, even though I'd been on the rag for
the best part of a week. My cake hole was so full of jade rod and man fat, the
Da Vinci load was weeping down my chin and onto my sweater puppies. The
unrelenting orgasms from his spunk-filled spam rocket hammering my one slice
toaster made me come so hard, I began sweating like Gary glitter at PC World.
My cum dumpster was trembling like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. It was
bliss having his all-beef thermometer slid inside me again; stuffing my
gashtray with my fist just didn't get my cum dumpster ejecting like it used to.
Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as
his thrill drill probed deeper into my fudge factory. After having my shame
portal hammered, he then proceeded to thrust my chocolate starfish. The feeling
of his man fat flowing down my throat got my flange custard flowing quicker
than a greased weasel shit. The hammering makes me splurge my flange custard
all over his purple beaver buster. The mixture of toilet twinkie and baby gravy
in my mud flap created the delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. Now,
I've been shot over more times than Sarajevo, but the sight of his spunk-filled
spam rocket made my minge mucus ooze like a slavering dog. The fucking of my
fart valve was so vigorous, he soon found his scroto baggins joining his spam
javelin deep in my ring piece. Some girls are happy just to fish for pearls
when they're alone, but I can't get off without having an antique doorknob in
my quim and an antique doorknob up my tradesman's entrance. Hours of plowing
like this would leave any girl's panty hamster looking like an over inflated
dinghy, and I was no different! When he removed his mutton dagger from my
chocolate starfish, he was pleasantly surprised to see a colon cobra staring
back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to chow down on the colon cobra off his
mutton dagger. With my open-faced ham sandwich now much like an over inflated
dinghy, he thought it was time to start shoving my poo pipe. Is now the time to
tell him I really need to roll a Mr. Hanky, I wondered? He blasted a giant
hardened fudge nugget on my love bubbles just so he could lap it up like a pig
at a trough. Within no time, I could feel the shitty magician's wax dripping
from my Oxo orifice and all over my purple cabbage.
There
was cock custard seeping from his pink tractor beam and I was wetter than an
otter's pocket. We were ready for more. I awoke the next morning with my front
bum still flowing. I thought it was over but his huge penis had other ideas. My
mouth was so full of spam dagger and ectoplasm, the magician's wax was leaking
down my chin and onto my chesticles. Now, I've been told the sperm bank will
accept my spit, but the sight of his skin flute made my pussy batter flow like
Wayne Rooney's dick in an OAP home. My birth cannon was trembling like a shitting
dog. With my open-faced ham sandwich now much like a dropped burrito, he
thought it was time to start ramming my rusty sherif's badge. Is now the time
to tell him I really need to cut a colon cobra, I wondered? If I don't flick
the bean to get my minge mucus seeping from my front bum, his jebend is going
to leave my purple cabbage resembling a dropped burrito. He curled a giant Mr.
Hanky on my sweater puppies just so he could devour it up like a bulldog eating
porridge. The mixture of sewer trout and creamy load in my other vagina created
the delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. Leaving my panties sunny side
up on the floor was the least of my worries as his clunger probed deeper into
my brown eye. The unrelenting orgasms from his brie baton plowing my clunge
pool made me come so hard, I began sweating like a gypsy with a mortgage. The
hammering of my poo pipe was so vigorous, he soon found his scroto baggins
joining his blind butler deep in my ring piece. He munched on my fishy flaps,
even though I'd been surfing the crimson tide for the best part of a week.
Inserting a 15" spiked vibrator into my front bum got me gushing clunge
gunge faster than snot off a whip. I can't wait to lap the steamin' semen from
his vein cane. After having my clunge pool slammed, he then proceeded to thrust
my Oxo orifice. It was bliss having his cumtree plunged inside me again;
stuffing my soft-shelled tuna taco with a 10 inch purple battery-operated
monster just didn't get my sperm socket flooding like it used to. The feeling
of his Da Vinci load sliming down my throat got my shrimp sap flowing quicker
than greased shit off a shiny shovel. The raiding makes me eject my vertical
moisture all over his jebend. Some girls are happy just to fish for pearls when
they're alone, but I can't get off without having a 15" spiked vibrator in
my cod crater and a gerbil up my marmite motorway. Hours of fucking like this
would leave any girl's clap flaps looking like a werewolf with it's throat cut,
and I was no different! By now, my depravity cavity was haemorrhaging like
Augustus Gloop's mouth at the sight of Willy Wonka's chocolate river. With his
blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon fucking deep into my fuck gutter, the
sensation of his brie baton smashing my cervix made me quake like a shitting
dog. Within no time, I could feel the shitty steamin' semen draining from my
balloon knot and all over my spam castanets. When he removed his mutton dagger
from my poop chute, he was pleasantly surprised to see a butt nugget staring
back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to chow down on the butt nugget off his
huge penis.
After
having my whispering eye plowed, he then proceeded to thrust my mud flap.
Within no time, I could feel the shitty ectoplasm leaching from my fart valve
and all over my beef curtains. Some girls are happy just to get a stinky pinky
when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a lightbulb in my slime
hole and a lightbulb up my cocoa channel. With my spam castanets now much like
a gutted trout, he thought it was time to start ramming my turd cutter. Is now
the time to tell him I really need to blast a stink pickle, I wondered? He
munched on my vertical smile, even though I'd had Aunt Flo visiting for the
best part of a week. By now, my ground zero grotto was flowing like a George
Foreman grill. I awoke the next morning with my stench trench still flowing. I
thought it was over but his bald-headed yogurt slinger had other ideas. My
throat was so full of Nelson's Column and cock custard, the Da Vinci load was
haemorrhaging down my chin and onto my sweater puppies. Hours of fucking like
this would leave any girl's roast beef platter looking like an over inflated
dinghy, and I was no different! The seemingly never-ending streams of
magician's wax emanating from his cunt plunger soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. The unrelenting orgasms from his giggle stick pounding my
wizards sleeve made me come so hard, I began sweating like a pregnant nun. He
cut a giant stink pickle on my love bubbles just so he could suck it up like a
bulldog eating porridge. If I don't strum the banjo to get my pussy batter
flowing from my smush mitten, his bald-headed yogurt slinger is going to leave
my roast beef platter resembling a sand blasted tomato. It was bliss having his
giggle stick shoved inside me again; stuffing my pink velvet sausage wallet
with a gerbil just didn't get my kipper dinghy spouting like it used to. When
he removed his greasy slimelight from my turd cutter, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to gobble the hardened fudge nugget off his greasy slimelight.
The mixture of butt nugget and magician's wax in my old dirt road created the
delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. There was baby gravy dripping
from his purple beaver buster and I was wetter than an English summer. We were
ready for more. The thrusting makes me splurge my tuna tunnel tears all over
his batter blaster. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least
of my worries as his tenderloin truncheon stuffed deeper into my fart valve.
The feeling of his love piss dripping down my throat got my beige slime flowing
quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. With his tenderloin truncheon
raiding deep into my sperm socket, the sensation of his timed slimer smashing
my cervix made me quake like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. I can't wait
to devour the baby gravy from his spam javelin. My quim was trembling like a
rat on acid. The thrusting of my turd-herder was so vigorous, he soon found his
hairy walnuts joining his turgid terror truncheon deep in my fudge factory.
Now, I've been shot over more times than Sarajevo, but the sight of his
battering ram made my clunge gunge trickle like a hungry pig at a trough.
There
was love mayonnaise frothing from his sperminator and I was wetter than a
spastic's chin. We were ready for more. After having my vaginal bacon buffet
thrusted, he then proceeded to thrust my vintage golf bag. My smush mitten was
trembling like a rat on acid. Within no time, I could feel the shitty steamin'
semen dribbling from my other vagina and all over my spam castanets. He rolled
a giant toilet twinkie on my tatas just so he could lap it up like a pig at a
trough. If I don't fluff the muff to get my clunge gunge leaking from my
clam-flavoured pothole, his Ocean's 11 Inches is going to leave my meaty
hangers resembling a bulldog licking piss from a thistle. Hours of pounding
like this would leave any girl's roast beef platter looking like a stamped bat,
and I was no different! It was bliss having his wensleydale wand probed inside
me again; stuffing my stench trench with a barbie doll just didn't get my cod
crater spattering like it used to. The plowing of my puckered brown eye was so
vigorous, he soon found his hairy walnuts joining his slut slayer deep in my
soft tight anus. I can't wait to lap the Da Vinci load from his wrist-thick
wand. The raiding makes me spout my fallopian fish stock all over his ramrod.
Now, I've seen more action than Helmand Province, but the sight of his cunt
stretcher made my tuna tunnel tears trickle like a jizz waterfall. With his
cunt plunger fucking deep into my ladytown, the sensation of his greasy
slimelight smashing my cervix made me quiver like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd
concert. The feeling of his gentleman's relish oozing down my throat got my
minge monsoon flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. Leaving my panties
sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his timed slimer
plunged deeper into my poo pipe. Inserting a barbie doll into my south mouth
got me ejecting flange custard faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. The
seemingly never-ending streams of baby gravy emanating from his muffbuster soon
had me coated like a plasterer's radio. When he removed his disco stick from my
cocoa channel, he was pleasantly surprised to see a butt nugget staring back as
him. He knew I couldn't wait to gobble the corn-eyed butt snake off his ramrod.
With my flappy meal now much like that bathroom door in The Shining, he thought
it was time to start probing my vintage golf bag. Is now the time to tell him I
really need to launch a Mr. Hanky, I wondered? The mixture of hardened fudge
nugget and baby gravy in my black hole created the delicious sphincter sauce
that he was so fond of. By now, my split peach was dribbling like Augustus
Gloop's mouth at the sight of Willy Wonka's chocolate river. He munched on my
spam castanets, even though I'd had my redwings for the best part of a week.
Some girls are happy just to finger blast when they're alone, but I can't get
off without having a 15" spiked vibrator in my ladytown and my fist up my
fart valve. The unrelenting orgasms from his ample cock raiding my gammon alley
made me come so hard, I began sweating like a gypsy near an unlocked shipping
container. I awoke the next morning with my one slice toaster still foaming. I
thought it was over but his mutton dagger had other ideas.
The
slamming of my marmite motorway was so vigorous, he soon found his chin
pounders joining his brie baton deep in my marmite motorway. I awoke the next
morning with my quim still leaking. I thought it was over but his vein cane had
other ideas. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my
worries as his gristle missile stuffed deeper into my soft tight anus. It was
bliss having his love lollipop rammed inside me again; stuffing my cock holster
with a lightbulb just didn't get my meat purse ejecting like it used to. By
now, my ladytown was weeping like a broken coffee maker. With his cunt plunger
fucking deep into my gaping clam cavern, the sensation of his blood-engorged
mayonnaise cannon smashing my cervix made me quiver like Micheal J. Fox licking
a car battery. I can't wait to gobble the Da Vinci load from his eight inches of
throbbing pink jesus. My split peach was trembling like a tasered slab of
chopped liver. The thrusting makes me flood my flange custard all over his
gristle missile. The feeling of his Da Vinci load draining down my throat got
my sex wee flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. Some girls are happy
just to study english cliterature when they're alone, but I can't get off
without having a gerbil in my vibrator crater and a 15" spiked vibrator up
my Oxo orifice. Hours of hammering like this would leave any girl's hairy
goblet looking like a blind cobbler's thumb, and I was no different! After
having my ruby cave slammed, he then proceeded to hammer my turd cutter. Now,
I've had more hands up me than The Muppets, but the sight of his stilton spear
made my shrimp sap leach like a slavering dog. The seemingly never-ending
streams of Da Vinci load emanating from his spam dagger soon had me coated like
a plasterer's radio. My throat was so full of mutton dagger and gentleman's
relish, the gentleman's relish was draining down my chin and onto my love
bubbles. When he removed his cervix cigar from my brown mile, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to gobble the colon cobra off his veiny quim prod. With my spam
castanets now much like a bulldog in a windtunnel, he thought it was time to
start ramming my poo pipe. Is now the time to tell him I really need to cop a
stink pickle, I wondered? The mixture of toilet twinkie and penis pudding in my
poop chute created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. If I
don't fluff the muff to get my vertical moisture foaming from my quim, his womb
raider is going to leave my fishy flaps resembling John Wayne's saddlebags.
Inserting a gerbil into my front bum got me spraying fallopian fish stock
faster than snot off a whip. The unrelenting orgasms from his bald avenger
fucking my hot pocket made me come so hard, I began sweating like a fat slag in
a disco. He curled a giant butt nugget on my top bollocks just so he could
devour it up like a hungry hungry hippo. He munched on my vertical smile, even
though I'd been surfing the crimson tide for the best part of a week. There was
cock snot sliming from his womb ferret and I was wetter than an otter's pocket.
We were ready for more.