Authors: Amy Woods
My
cake hole was so full of tenderloin truncheon and Da Vinci load, the cock
custard was haemorrhaging down my chin and onto my love bubbles. By now, my
pink velvet sausage wallet was draining like Augustus Gloop's mouth at the sight
of Willy Wonka's chocolate river. With his womb ferret thrusting deep into my
gashtray, the sensation of his master of ceremonies smashing my cervix made me
quiver like a rat on acid. Hours of pounding like this would leave any girl's
clap flaps looking like an over inflated dinghy, and I was no different! The
feeling of his Da Vinci load seeping down my throat got my sex wee flowing
quicker than snot off a whip. With my panty hamster now much like badly
battered road kill, he thought it was time to start ramming my brown mile. Is
now the time to tell him I really need to arc a sewer trout, I wondered? There
was cock snot frothing from his flesh gordon and I was wetter than an otter's
pocket. We were ready for more. The raiding makes me surge my clunge gunge all
over his wrist-thick wand. I can't wait to gobble the cock custard from his
spam dagger. When he removed his Ocean's 11 Inches from my marmite motorway, he
was pleasantly surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him. He
knew I couldn't wait to consume the colon cobra off his bugger king. Inserting
a gerbil into my tuna canal got me flooding clunge gunge faster than a greased
weasel shit. After having my split peach plowed, he then proceeded to pound my
rusty bullet hole. The seemingly never-ending streams of magician's wax
emanating from his greasy kebab skewer soon had me coated like a plasterer's
radio. I awoke the next morning with my shamevelope still draining. I thought
it was over but his womb ferret had other ideas. Now, I've been told the sperm
bank will accept my spit, but the sight of his vein cane made my minge monsoon
foam like Wayne Rooney's dick in an OAP home. Within no time, I could feel the
shitty steamin' semen slobbering from my turd cutter and all over my fishy flaps.
My front bum was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver. The mixture of
footlong fudge bullet and Da Vinci load in my brown mile created the delicious
sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. Some girls are happy just to stimulate
the genitals through phalangetic motion when they're alone, but I can't get off
without having my fist in my chlamydia canal and my fist up my rusty bullet
hole. If I don't study english cliterature to get my beige slime leaking from
my clearing in the woods, his love lollipop is going to leave my roast beef
platter resembling a badly wrapped kebab. It was bliss having his Ocean's 11
Inches shoved inside me again; stuffing my fuck trench with my fist just didn't
get my clam-flavoured pothole splurging like it used to. Leaving my panties
sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his chubstep slid
deeper into my brown mile. He copped a giant corn-eyed butt snake on my fiery
biscuits just so he could devour it up like a hungry hungry hippo. The
thrusting of my Oxo orifice was so vigorous, he soon found his hairy walnuts
joining his love muscle deep in my brown eye. The unrelenting orgasms from his
skeleton king plowing my cod canyon made me come so hard, I began sweating like
Mike Tyson at a spelling bee.
Some
girls are happy just to finger blast when they're alone, but I can't get off
without having a gerbil in my cum dumpster and a gerbil up my rusty bullet
hole. I awoke the next morning with my clearing in the woods still seeping. I
thought it was over but his blind butler had other ideas. Hours of fucking like
this would leave any girl's beef curtains looking like badly battered road
kill, and I was no different! The thrusting of my black hole was so vigorous,
he soon found his trouser conkors joining his piss pipe deep in my old dirt
road. The mixture of corn-eyed butt snake and baby gravy in my Oxo orifice
created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. The unrelenting
orgasms from his thrill drill raiding my oyster ditch made me come so hard, I
began sweating like a fat slag in a disco. If I don't study english cliterature
to get my fallopian fish stock sliming from my gashtray, his wrist-thick wand
is going to leave my purple cabbage resembling a darts team's goalkeeper. With
my velcro triangle now much like Pete Burns' lips, he thought it was time to
start ramming my poo pipe. Is now the time to tell him I really need to curl a
butt nugget, I wondered? He arced a giant butt nugget on my superdroopers just
so he could lap it up like a pig at a trough. Within no time, I could feel the
shitty gentleman's relish oozing from my fart valve and all over my lunchmeat.
Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his jebend made my
spaff froth like a hungry pig at a trough. By now, my stench trench was foaming
like Augustus Gloop's mouth at the sight of Willy Wonka's chocolate river. He
munched on my vertical smile, even though I'd had my redwings for the best part
of a week. Inserting a number of chillies into my tampon tunnel got me spouting
spaff faster than snot off a whip. The plowing makes me squirt my sex wee all
over his blind butler. After having my shame portal fucked, he then proceeded
to pound my vintage golf bag. I can't wait to lap the Da Vinci load from his
cream reaper. When he removed his sperminator from my ring piece, he was
pleasantly surprised to see a Mr. Hanky staring back as him. He knew I couldn't
wait to devour the hardened fudge nugget off his cheese-crusted cock. My throat
was so full of Nelson's Column and steamin' semen, the Da Vinci load was
haemorrhaging down my chin and onto my mosquito bites. My shame portal was
trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver. It was bliss having his
chubstep plunged inside me again; stuffing my birth cannon with a number of chillies
just didn't get my soft-shelled tuna taco flooding like it used to. Leaving my
panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his womb
ferret slid deeper into my old dirt road. There was steamin' semen seeping from
his balony pony and I was wetter than an Italian cruise ship. We were ready for
more. The seemingly never-ending streams of love piss emanating from his bugger
king soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. The feeling of his cock
custard flowing down my throat got my tuna tunnel tears flowing quicker than a
greased weasel shit.
He
munched on my open-faced ham sandwich, even though I'd been up on bricks for
the best part of a week. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the
least of my worries as his cream reaper probed deeper into my turd-herder. I
can't wait to consume the magician's wax from his jebend. The feeling of his
penis pudding frothing down my throat got my sex wee flowing quicker than
greased shit off a shiny shovel. It was bliss having his pink tractor beam
probed inside me again; stuffing my chlamydia canal with my fist just didn't
get my Quimcy, M.E. spraying like it used to. The mixture of footlong fudge
bullet and steamin' semen in my Mavis Fritter created the delicious porthole
pudding that he was so fond of. With my panty hamster now much like a
stuntman's knee, he thought it was time to start stuffing my fart valve. Is now
the time to tell him I really need to ease a toilet twinkie, I wondered? Within
no time, I could feel the shitty cock custard oozing from my poop chute and all
over my roast beef platter. After having my gammon alley fucked, he then
proceeded to plow my ring piece. Inserting a gerbil into my south mouth got me
flooding flange custard faster than snot off a whip. Now, I've been shot over
more times than Sarajevo, but the sight of his vein cane made my flange custard
leak like Wayne Rooney's dick in an OAP home. Some girls are happy just to
flick the bean when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a 9-iron
in my enchilada of love and a gerbil up my rusty bullet hole. Hours of raiding
like this would leave any girl's open-faced ham sandwich looking like a dropped
burrito, and I was no different! There was steamin' semen dribbling from his
cumtree and I was wetter than a spastic's chin. We were ready for more. By now,
my slime hole was seeping like a George Foreman grill. If I don't flick the
bean to get my beige slime draining from my front bum, his ramrod is going to
leave my spam castanets resembling a hippo's yawn. The unrelenting orgasms from
his sperminator pounding my bearded haddock pasty made me come so hard, I began
sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop. I awoke the next morning with my
mound of love pudding still seeping. I thought it was over but his devil's
bagpipe had other ideas. My tampon tunnel was trembling like an epileptic at a
Pink Floyd concert. The pounding of my rusty sherif's badge was so vigorous, he
soon found his jingle-jangle jewellery joining his cream reaper deep in my
tradesman's entrance. My throat was so full of Ocean's 11 Inches and Da Vinci
load, the creamy load was trickling down my chin and onto my chesticles. With
his ramrod hammering deep into my cod canyon, the sensation of his veiny quim
prod smashing my cervix made me quiver like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd
concert. The seemingly never-ending streams of cock custard emanating from his
Ocean's 11 Inches soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. The pounding
makes me flow my spaff all over his blind butler. When he removed his love
lollipop from my turd cutter, he was pleasantly surprised to see a Mr. Hanky
staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to consume the corn-eyed butt
snake off his womb ferret.
If
I don't fish for pearls to get my minge monsoon trickling from my spunk
dungeon, his throbbing quim dagger is going to leave my open-faced ham sandwich
resembling a gutted trout. The mixture of stink pickle and steamin' semen in my
Mavis Fritter created the delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of.
Inserting a 15" spiked vibrator into my shame portal got me gushing minge
monsoon faster than snot off a whip. The feeling of his cock custard flowing
down my throat got my shrimp sap flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit.
Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as
his giggle stick slid deeper into my other vagina. With my meaty hangers now
much like a motorway pileup, he thought it was time to start shoving my mud
flap. Is now the time to tell him I really need to cut a toilet twinkie, I
wondered? With his flesh gordon hammering deep into my moose knuckle, the
sensation of his clunger smashing my cervix made me quiver like Vanessa Feltz's
diesel-powered vibrator. Within no time, I could feel the shitty cock snot
sliming from my other vagina and all over my piss flaps. Now, I've been shot
over more times than Sarajevo, but the sight of his throbbing quim dagger made
my minge mucus seep like there was a midget inside me with a super soaker.
There was baby gravy slobbering from his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus
and I was wetter than a bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more. After having
my tuna canal slammed, he then proceeded to pound my chocolate starfish. The
pounding makes me surge my flange custard all over his purple-headed trouser
snake. When he removed his greasy slimelight from my Oxo orifice, he was
pleasantly surprised to see a hardened fudge nugget staring back as him. He
knew I couldn't wait to consume the butt nugget off his batter blaster. By now,
my vibrator crater was draining like someone had poured fairy liquid into
Niagara Falls. The thrusting of my vintage golf bag was so vigorous, he soon
found his hairy walnuts joining his stilton sword deep in my fart valve. My
frilling pink golf bag was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver. He
munched on my vertical garden, even though I'd had the painters in for the best
part of a week. Some girls are happy just to buff the muff when they're alone,
but I can't get off without having a 9-iron in my spunk dungeon and my fist up
my brown mile. I awoke the next morning with my sperm socket still flowing. I
thought it was over but his cumtree had other ideas. The unrelenting orgasms
from his wensleydale wand plowing my tuna canal made me come so hard, I began
sweating like a midget nun at a penguin shoot. Hours of fucking like this would
leave any girl's open-faced ham sandwich looking like that bathroom door in The
Shining, and I was no different! It was bliss having his stilton sword rammed
inside me again; stuffing my cum dumpster with my fist just didn't get my meat
purse spattering like it used to. The seemingly never-ending streams of love
piss emanating from his muffbuster soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio.
I can't wait to lap the Da Vinci load from his purple beaver buster. My cake
hole was so full of Nelson's Column and cock snot, the baby gravy was sliming
down my chin and onto my mammaries.
The
unrelenting orgasms from his throbbing quim dagger pounding my cod cave made me
come so hard, I began sweating like a pregnant nun. When he removed his
cheese-crusted cock from my Mavis Fritter, he was pleasantly surprised to see a
hardened fudge nugget staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the
toilet twinkie off his clunger. Within no time, I could feel the shitty love
mayonnaise leaching from my mud flap and all over my flappy meal. The fucking
makes me spout my sex wee all over his ample cock. With his jebend plowing deep
into my tuna canal, the sensation of his spam dagger smashing my cervix made me
quiver like jelly. Inserting a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster into my
vaginal bacon buffet got me gushing shrimp sap faster than snot off a whip. I
awoke the next morning with my wizards sleeve still foaming. I thought it was
over but his purple-headed trouser snake had other ideas. The mixture of
footlong fudge bullet and penis pudding in my mud flap created the delicious
porthole pudding that he was so fond of. Some girls are happy just to fluff the
muff when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a 10 inch purple
battery-operated monster in my penis pothole and a 15" spiked vibrator up
my old dirt road. By now, my pink velvet sausage wallet was sliming like a
George Foreman grill. After having my sperm socket fucked, he then proceeded to
thrust my turd cutter. My mouth was so full of flesh gordon and love piss, the
penis pudding was haemorrhaging down my chin and onto my superdroopers. Hours
of pounding like this would leave any girl's hairy goblet looking like a
hippo's yawn, and I was no different! He pitched a giant Mr. Hanky on my twin
peaks just so he could devour it up like a pig at a trough. Leaving my panties
sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his love lollipop
plunged deeper into my Mavis Fritter. With my hairy goblet now much like a
manatee in yoga pants, he thought it was time to start stuffing my poop chute.
Is now the time to tell him I really need to extrude a Mr. Hanky, I wondered?
He munched on my vertical smile, even though I'd been riding the cotton pony
for the best part of a week. There was penis pudding seeping from his spam
javelin and I was wetter than an otter's pocket. We were ready for more. Now,
I've seen more japseyes than an oriental optician, but the sight of his turgid
terror truncheon made my clunge gunge dribble like a slug in a salt mine. It
was bliss having his turgid terror truncheon stuffed inside me again; stuffing
my sperm socket with a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster just didn't get
my moose knuckle ejecting like it used to. My cum dumpster was trembling like a
rat on acid. The seemingly never-ending streams of ectoplasm emanating from his
skeleton king soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. The feeling of his
cock custard weeping down my throat got my shrimp sap flowing quicker than
greased shit off a shiny shovel. The raiding of my poop chute was so vigorous,
he soon found his jingle-jangle jewellery joining his tallywacker deep in my
rusty sherif's badge. If I don't fish for pearls to get my fallopian fish stock
weeping from my cod crater, his piss pipe is going to leave my lunchmeat
resembling a rabid baboon's arse.