Authors: Amy Woods
The
raiding makes me eject my tuna tunnel tears all over his brie baton. If I don't
stimulate the genitals through phalangetic motion to get my sex wee leaking
from my gaping clam cavern, his kebeb skewer is going to leave my purple
cabbage resembling a gutted trout. Now, I've seen more foreskins than a rabbi
during a baby boom, but the sight of his kebeb skewer made my spaff ooze like a
jizz waterfall. The unrelenting orgasms from his one-eyed monster pounding my
wunder down under made me come so hard, I began sweating like Mike Tyson at a
spelling bee. Inserting a 15" spiked vibrator into my hot pocket got me
flooding minge mucus faster than snot off a whip. With my purple cabbage now
much like Brian May's plughole, he thought it was time to start ramming my
brown eye. Is now the time to tell him I really need to crown a butt nugget, I
wondered? By now, my cod canyon was dribbling like a leaky tap. He curled a
giant sewer trout on my top bollocks just so he could devour it up like a
bulldog eating porridge. The seemingly never-ending streams of penis pudding
emanating from his pink tractor beam soon had me coated like a plasterer's
radio. Within no time, I could feel the shitty cock snot oozing from my fart
valve and all over my lunchmeat. Hours of pounding like this would leave any
girl's roast beef platter looking like Pete Burns' lips, and I was no
different! My herring hole was trembling like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer.
It was bliss having his chorizo howitzer shoved inside me again; stuffing my
gashtray with a barbie doll just didn't get my ruby cave ejecting like it used
to. The mixture of sewer trout and Da Vinci load in my balloon knot created the
delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. Some girls are happy just to get
a stinky pinky when they're alone, but I can't get off without having an
antique doorknob in my moose knuckle and an egg timer up my puckered brown eye.
My mouth was so full of tallywacker and love piss, the love mayonnaise was
frothing down my chin and onto my mosquito bites. There was cock custard
leaching from his cumtree and I was wetter than a bathmaid's elbow. We were
ready for more. I awoke the next morning with my carp cavity still frothing. I
thought it was over but his stilton sword had other ideas. When he removed his
meaty member from my rusty bullet hole, he was pleasantly surprised to see a
footlong fudge bullet staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to suck the
hardened fudge nugget off his cunt stretcher. He munched on my roast beef
platter, even though I'd been walking the red carpet for the best part of a
week. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries
as his jebend plunged deeper into my old dirt road. After having my hot pocket
raided, he then proceeded to pound my poop chute. With his bald avenger
pounding deep into my sperm socket, the sensation of his turgid terror
truncheon smashing my cervix made me quake like a shitting dog. The feeling of
his steamin' semen trickling down my throat got my clunge gunge flowing quicker
than greased shit off a shiny shovel. I can't wait to chow down on the penis
pudding from his purple beaver buster.
When
he removed his spunk-filled spam rocket from my brown mile, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a corn-eyed butt snake staring back as him. He knew I couldn't
wait to devour the Mr. Hanky off his brie baton. Some girls are happy just to
get a stinky pinky when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a
lightbulb in my fuck gutter and a barbie doll up my poop chute. With my panty
hamster now much like Pete Burns' lips, he thought it was time to start probing
my Oxo orifice. Is now the time to tell him I really need to pitch a toilet
twinkie, I wondered? The fucking of my turd cutter was so vigorous, he soon
found his jingle-jangle jewellery joining his cream reaper deep in my
turd-herder. My mouth was so full of purple beaver buster and love mayonnaise,
the love piss was weeping down my chin and onto my sweater puppies. Within no
time, I could feel the shitty steamin' semen draining from my brown mile and
all over my lunchmeat. There was penis pudding leaking from his spam javelin
and I was wetter than a spastic's chin. We were ready for more. It was bliss
having his vein cane stuffed inside me again; stuffing my one slice toaster
with a 15" spiked vibrator just didn't get my wunder down under squirting
like it used to. With his cunt plunger hammering deep into my gammon alley, the
sensation of his sperminator smashing my cervix made me quake like Micheal J.
Fox licking a car battery. I awoke the next morning with my cod cave still
slobbering. I thought it was over but his cheese-crusted cock had other ideas.
The unrelenting orgasms from his love lollipop fucking my meat purse made me
come so hard, I began sweating like a whore in a confessional. He crowned a
giant corn-eyed butt snake on my boobage just so he could consume it up like a
pig at a trough. The thrusting makes me flood my spaff all over his huge penis.
Now, I've seen more action than Helmand Province, but the sight of his chorizo
howitzer made my flange custard ooze like a hungry pig at a trough. The mixture
of corn-eyed butt snake and ectoplasm in my soft tight anus created the
delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. After having my wizards sleeve
slammed, he then proceeded to pound my chocolate starfish. Inserting a 9-iron
into my birth cannon got me spouting flange custard faster than a greased
weasel shit. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my
worries as his wensleydale wand probed deeper into my other vagina. If I don't
tune the tuna to get my shrimp sap frothing from my hatchet wound, his
washington monument is going to leave my vertical garden resembling a bulldog
licking piss from a thistle. By now, my hatchet wound was trickling like Wayne
Rooney's dick in an OAP home. He munched on my flappy meal, even though I'd
been walking the red carpet for the best part of a week. My whispering eye was
trembling like a shitting dog. The seemingly never-ending streams of penis
pudding emanating from his love lollipop soon had me coated like a plasterer's
radio. Hours of fucking like this would leave any girl's spam castanets looking
like a hippo's yawn, and I was no different! The feeling of his cock custard
haemorrhaging down my throat got my fallopian fish stock flowing quicker than
snot off a whip.
I
can't wait to devour the penis pudding from his slut slayer. The pounding makes
me spout my vertical moisture all over his ample cock. Within no time, I could
feel the shitty creamy load sliming from my rusty bullet hole and all over my
beef curtains. Hours of thrusting like this would leave any girl's flappy meal
looking like a stuntman's knee, and I was no different! He munched on my
lunchmeat, even though I'd been on the rag for the best part of a week. With
his sperminator plowing deep into my clearing in the woods, the sensation of
his stilton spear smashing my cervix made me quake like Micheal J. Fox licking
a car battery. The pounding of my poop chute was so vigorous, he soon found his
salty protein grapes joining his clunger deep in my black hole. The mixture of
hardened fudge nugget and ectoplasm in my Mavis Fritter created the delicious
rectal stew that he was so fond of. The seemingly never-ending streams of
steamin' semen emanating from his devil's bagpipe soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. With my fishy flaps now much like the south end of a badger
going north, he thought it was time to start sliding my cocoa channel. Is now
the time to tell him I really need to drop a hardened fudge nugget, I wondered?
My carp cavity was trembling like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. He
copped a giant Mr. Hanky on my droopies just so he could lap it up like a
hungry hungry hippo. My throat was so full of chubstep and love piss, the
gentleman's relish was dripping down my chin and onto my superdroopers. When he
removed his spunk-filled spam rocket from my vintage golf bag, he was
pleasantly surprised to see a stink pickle staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to devour the colon cobra off his one-eyed milkman. Some girls
are happy just to strum the banjo when they're alone, but I can't get off
without having a 15" spiked vibrator in my salmon slit and a gerbil up my
brown mile. After having my shame portal fucked, he then proceeded to raid my
fudge factory. By now, my kipper dinghy was leaking like a broken fridge
freezer. Now, I've seen more pricks than a second hand dartboard, but the sight
of his timed slimer made my spaff drip like Augustus Gloop's mouth at the sight
of Willy Wonka's chocolate river. If I don't finger blast to get my beige slime
weeping from my one slice toaster, his greasy kebab skewer is going to leave my
fishy flaps resembling a darts team's goalkeeper. Leaving my panties sunny side
up on the floor was the least of my worries as his cheese-crusted cock rammed
deeper into my soft tight anus. I awoke the next morning with my tuna canal
still trickling. I thought it was over but his meaty member had other ideas.
The feeling of his ectoplasm leaching down my throat got my minge mucus flowing
quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. It was bliss having his greasy
kebab skewer rammed inside me again; stuffing my front bum with an antique
doorknob just didn't get my chlamydia canal squirting like it used to. There
was creamy load foaming from his meaty member and I was wetter than a spastic's
chin. We were ready for more. The unrelenting orgasms from his vein cane
plowing my penis pothole made me come so hard, I began sweating like a whore in
a confessional.
The
thrusting makes me spritz my sex wee all over his brie baton. Within no time, I
could feel the shitty gentleman's relish foaming from my ring piece and all
over my meaty hangers. The slamming of my turd cutter was so vigorous, he soon
found his scroto baggins joining his purple beaver buster deep in my chocolate
starfish. I awoke the next morning with my hot pocket still weeping. I thought
it was over but his wrist-thick wand had other ideas. I can't wait to lap the
steamin' semen from his Nelson's Column. The mixture of sewer trout and cock
snot in my fart valve created the delicious porthole pudding that he was so
fond of. The seemingly never-ending streams of gentleman's relish emanating
from his tenderloin truncheon soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. If I
don't fish for pearls to get my minge monsoon slobbering from my frilling pink
golf bag, his womb raider is going to leave my piss flaps resembling a sand
blasted tomato. My calamari cockring was trembling like jelly. With his jade
rod hammering deep into my chlamydia canal, the sensation of his veiny quim
prod smashing my cervix made me quake like Micheal J. Fox licking a car
battery. It was bliss having his turgid terror truncheon shoved inside me
again; stuffing my mound of love pudding with a number of chillies just didn't
get my pink velvet sausage wallet squirting like it used to. There was penis
pudding slobbering from his cervix cigar and I was wetter than a bathmaid's
elbow. We were ready for more. The unrelenting orgasms from his cream reaper
thrusting my mound of love pudding made me come so hard, I began sweating like
a fat slag in a disco. Some girls are happy just to strum the banjo when
they're alone, but I can't get off without having a gerbil in my cod crater and
a lightbulb up my rusty bullet hole. After having my gammon alley slammed, he
then proceeded to raid my turd-herder. Hours of thrusting like this would leave
any girl's vertical garden looking like a ripped out fireplace, and I was no
different! With my velcro triangle now much like a stamped bat, he thought it
was time to start sliding my vintage golf bag. Is now the time to tell him I
really need to cop a corn-eyed butt snake, I wondered? When he removed his
wensleydale wand from my rusty bullet hole, he was pleasantly surprised to see
a stink pickle staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to consume the
toilet twinkie off his bald avenger. My mouth was so full of womb raider and
love mayonnaise, the gentleman's relish was leaching down my chin and onto my
boobage. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my
worries as his long-dong silver stuffed deeper into my rusty sherif's badge.
The feeling of his ectoplasm leaching down my throat got my minge monsoon
flowing quicker than snot off a whip. Now, I've seen more action than Helmand
Province, but the sight of his turgid terror truncheon made my beige slime foam
like a slug in a salt mine. He eased out a giant butt nugget on my twin peaks
just so he could gobble it up like a pig at a trough. He munched on my vertical
smile, even though I'd been on the rag for the best part of a week. By now, my
vaginal bacon buffet was leaking like a leaky tap.
He
munched on my lunchmeat, even though I'd been on the rag for the best part of a
week. Some girls are happy just to fluff the muff when they're alone, but I
can't get off without having a barbie doll in my tampon tunnel and a 9-iron up
my rusty bullet hole. By now, my vibrator crater was slobbering like a leaky
tap. If I don't fish for pearls to get my vertical moisture leaking from my
depravity cavity, his spam javelin is going to leave my piss flaps resembling a
motorway pileup. Hours of plowing like this would leave any girl's clap flaps
looking like a rabid baboon's arse, and I was no different! With his disco
stick plowing deep into my fuck trench, the sensation of his flesh gordon
smashing my cervix made me quake like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. There was
love mayonnaise dribbling from his bugger king and I was wetter than an Italian
cruise ship. We were ready for more. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the
floor was the least of my worries as his tenderloin truncheon rammed deeper
into my fart valve. The mixture of hardened fudge nugget and man fat in my
marmite motorway created the delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of. The
seemingly never-ending streams of man fat emanating from his ramrod soon had me
coated like a plasterer's radio. Inserting an egg timer into my chlamydia canal
got me spouting clunge gunge faster than a greased weasel shit. After having my
tampon tunnel raided, he then proceeded to fuck my poo pipe. The hammering
makes me flow my shrimp sap all over his cumtree. Within no time, I could feel
the shitty penis pudding weeping from my balloon knot and all over my
furburger. My hatchet wound was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver.
The unrelenting orgasms from his disco stick thrusting my penis pothole made me
come so hard, I began sweating like Joseph Fritzel on MTV Cribs. With my
open-faced ham sandwich now much like a bulldog in a windtunnel, he thought it
was time to start plunging my vintage golf bag. Is now the time to tell him I
really need to arc a Mr. Hanky, I wondered? I awoke the next morning with my
sperm socket still flowing. I thought it was over but his disco stick had other
ideas. The feeling of his cock custard slobbering down my throat got my
vertical moisture flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. He cut a giant
hardened fudge nugget on my cans just so he could suck it up like a hungry
hungry hippo. The slamming of my old dirt road was so vigorous, he soon found
his jingle-jangle jewellery joining his blue-veined custard chucker deep in my
marmite motorway. My throat was so full of clunger and baby gravy, the cock
snot was oozing down my chin and onto my fiery biscuits. When he removed his
one-eyed milkman from my brown mile, he was pleasantly surprised to see a sewer
trout staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to chow down on the toilet
twinkie off his piss pipe. I can't wait to consume the cock custard from his
pink tractor beam. Now, I've been told the sperm bank will accept my spit, but
the sight of his master of ceremonies made my sex wee slime like a leaky tap.