Authors: Amy Woods
Now,
I've seen more pricks than a second hand dartboard, but the sight of his
Ocean's 11 Inches made my spaff foam like a hungry pig at a trough. The
unrelenting orgasms from his ramrod hammering my meat purse made me come so
hard, I began sweating like a dyslexic on Countdown. Leaving my panties sunny
side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his spunk-filled spam
rocket probed deeper into my chocolate starfish. Within no time, I could feel
the shitty baby gravy oozing from my mud flap and all over my piss flaps. With
my vertical smile now much like a bulldog in a windtunnel, he thought it was
time to start probing my black hole. Is now the time to tell him I really need
to roll a colon cobra, I wondered? My throat was so full of chorizo howitzer
and magician's wax, the baby gravy was weeping down my chin and onto my
mammaries. He crowned a giant butt nugget on my cans just so he could gobble it
up like a bulldog eating porridge. Hours of pounding like this would leave any
girl's hairy goblet looking like a dropped burrito, and I was no different!
After having my meat purse thrusted, he then proceeded to fuck my balloon knot.
Inserting a gerbil into my calamari cockring got me pouring minge mucus faster
than a greased weasel shit. I awoke the next morning with my cod canyon still
seeping. I thought it was over but his purple beaver buster had other ideas. I
can't wait to suck the love mayonnaise from his cunt stretcher. My hot pocket
was trembling like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. It was bliss having
his wensleydale wand slid inside me again; stuffing my vaginal bacon buffet
with a squash just didn't get my tampon tunnel squirting like it used to. The
seemingly never-ending streams of gentleman's relish emanating from his cunt
stretcher soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. The raiding of my
marmite motorway was so vigorous, he soon found his two amigos joining his
meaty member deep in my fudge factory. There was steamin' semen weeping from
his tallywacker and I was wetter than an Italian cruise ship. We were ready for
more. He munched on my clap flaps, even though I'd had the painters in for the
best part of a week. The mixture of colon cobra and ectoplasm in my puckered
brown eye created the delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of. With
his one-eyed monster raiding deep into my cod crater, the sensation of his
eight inches of throbbing pink jesus smashing my cervix made me quake like a
rat on acid. When he removed his master of ceremonies from my rusty bullet
hole, he was pleasantly surprised to see a hardened fudge nugget staring back
as him. He knew I couldn't wait to gobble the toilet twinkie off his one-eyed
milkman. The feeling of his man fat flowing down my throat got my flange
custard flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. If I don't strum the banjo
to get my shrimp sap oozing from my vibration station, his all-beef thermometer
is going to leave my open-faced ham sandwich resembling a stuntman's knee. The
hammering makes me spritz my minge monsoon all over his turgid terror
truncheon. Some girls are happy just to strum the banjo when they're alone, but
I can't get off without having my fist in my enchilada of love and a barbie
doll up my brown mile.
It
was bliss having his flesh gordon stuffed inside me again; stuffing my fuck
gutter with a 9-iron just didn't get my shame portal spouting like it used to.
There was Da Vinci load seeping from his Nelson's Column and I was wetter than
a bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more. When he removed his purple beaver
buster from my turd cutter, he was pleasantly surprised to see a colon cobra
staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to suck the Mr. Hanky off his greasy
kebab skewer. With his blind butler thrusting deep into my fuck trench, the
sensation of his all-beef thermometer smashing my cervix made me quake like a
tasered slab of chopped liver. The mixture of corn-eyed butt snake and baby
gravy in my Mavis Fritter created the delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond
of. He munched on my purple cabbage, even though I'd been walking the red
carpet for the best part of a week. My vaginal bacon buffet was trembling like
jelly. I awoke the next morning with my Quimcy, M.E. still leaching. I thought
it was over but his stilton spear had other ideas. The fucking of my poop chute
was so vigorous, he soon found his scroto baggins joining his pink tractor beam
deep in my chocolate starfish. By now, my cod cave was frothing like a broken
coffee maker. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my
worries as his cunt stretcher rammed deeper into my other vagina. If I don't
stimulate the genitals through phalangetic motion to get my flange custard
haemorrhaging from my herring hole, his Ocean's 11 Inches is going to leave my
velcro triangle resembling a stamped bat. My throat was so full of wrist-thick
wand and love mayonnaise, the man fat was trickling down my chin and onto my
chest puppies. The seemingly never-ending streams of penis pudding emanating
from his gristle missile soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. With my
vertical smile now much like that bathroom door in The Shining, he thought it
was time to start shoving my turd cutter. Is now the time to tell him I really
need to launch a hardened fudge nugget, I wondered? Now, I've seen more
foreskins than a rabbi during a baby boom, but the sight of his cunt stretcher
made my tuna tunnel tears drain like someone had poured fairy liquid into Niagara
Falls. Hours of hammering like this would leave any girl's meaty hangers
looking like that bathroom door in The Shining, and I was no different! The
feeling of his man fat seeping down my throat got my shrimp sap flowing quicker
than a greased weasel shit. He cut a giant butt nugget on my fiery biscuits
just so he could gobble it up like a pig at a trough. Within no time, I could
feel the shitty steamin' semen trickling from my marmite motorway and all over
my velcro triangle. I can't wait to consume the creamy load from his flesh
gordon. After having my depravity cavity pounded, he then proceeded to fuck my
marmite motorway. The unrelenting orgasms from his spam dagger plowing my
shamevelope made me come so hard, I began sweating like a gypsy near an unlocked
shipping container. Some girls are happy just to get a stinky pinky when
they're alone, but I can't get off without having a 15" spiked vibrator in
my gashtray and a 9-iron up my poop chute. Inserting an antique doorknob into
my wunder down under got me pouring fallopian fish stock faster than a greased
weasel shit.
He
dropped a giant colon cobra on my superdroopers just so he could devour it up
like a bulldog eating porridge. Within no time, I could feel the shitty
steamin' semen dribbling from my shit winker and all over my vertical garden.
After having my frilling pink golf bag slammed, he then proceeded to raid my
marmite motorway. The unrelenting orgasms from his one-eyed milkman thrusting
my penis pothole made me come so hard, I began sweating like a midget nun at a
penguin shoot. Some girls are happy just to dial the rotary phone when they're
alone, but I can't get off without having a 10 inch purple battery-operated
monster in my front bum and a squash up my Oxo orifice. The seemingly
never-ending streams of gentleman's relish emanating from his thrill drill soon
had me coated like a plasterer's radio. I awoke the next morning with my
calamari cockring still seeping. I thought it was over but his bugger king had
other ideas. Inserting a gerbil into my front bum got me gushing sex wee faster
than greased shit off a shiny shovel. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the
floor was the least of my worries as his one-eyed milkman probed deeper into my
fudge factory. By now, my cock holster was oozing like there was a midget
inside me with a super soaker. With my hairy goblet now much like a gutted
trout, he thought it was time to start plunging my old dirt road. Is now the
time to tell him I really need to blast a footlong fudge bullet, I wondered? My
spunk dungeon was trembling like a shitting dog. There was magician's wax
frothing from his cunt stretcher and I was wetter than an English summer. We
were ready for more. With his giggle stick pounding deep into my pink velvet
sausage wallet, the sensation of his womb raider smashing my cervix made me
quake like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. Hours of fucking like this
would leave any girl's flappy meal looking like a bulldog in a windtunnel, and
I was no different! It was bliss having his flesh gordon plunged inside me
again; stuffing my enchilada of love with a number of chillies just didn't get
my oyster ditch surging like it used to. The feeling of his cock custard
draining down my throat got my vertical moisture flowing quicker than snot off
a whip. The plowing of my marmite motorway was so vigorous, he soon found his
sperm factories joining his meaty member deep in my soft tight anus. If I don't
strum the banjo to get my beige slime draining from my oyster ditch, his ramrod
is going to leave my vertical garden resembling a rabid baboon's arse. Now,
I've been told the sperm bank will accept my spit, but the sight of his bald
avenger made my pussy batter slobber like a leaky tap. When he removed his
disco stick from my marmite motorway, he was pleasantly surprised to see a
toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to suck the
hardened fudge nugget off his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus. My mouth
was so full of thrill drill and baby gravy, the ectoplasm was leaking down my
chin and onto my twin peaks. I can't wait to consume the creamy load from his
vein cane. He munched on my flappy meal, even though I'd had the painters in
for the best part of a week. The hammering makes me surge my shrimp sap all
over his piss pipe.
He
eased out a giant toilet twinkie on my chesticles just so he could consume it
up like a bulldog eating porridge. When he removed his mutton dagger from my
mud flap, he was pleasantly surprised to see a butt nugget staring back as him.
He knew I couldn't wait to consume the Mr. Hanky off his Ocean's 11 Inches. I
awoke the next morning with my municipal cockwash still leaching. I thought it
was over but his muffbuster had other ideas. Hours of plowing like this would
leave any girl's fishy flaps looking like a rabid baboon's arse, and I was no
different! The hammering of my tradesman's entrance was so vigorous, he soon
found his family jewels joining his tallywacker deep in my balloon knot. Now,
I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his batter blaster made my
spaff leak like a broken coffee maker. By now, my chlamydia canal was trickling
like a George Foreman grill. Within no time, I could feel the shitty love piss
trickling from my cocoa channel and all over my roast beef platter. The feeling
of his ectoplasm sliming down my throat got my spaff flowing quicker than a greased
weasel shit. Some girls are happy just to strum the banjo when they're alone,
but I can't get off without having my fist in my stench trench and a 9-iron up
my rusty sherif's badge. The raiding makes me pour my tuna tunnel tears all
over his wrist-thick wand. If I don't dial the rotary phone to get my shrimp
sap sliming from my south mouth, his clunger is going to leave my purple
cabbage resembling a hippo's yawn. The mixture of corn-eyed butt snake and
steamin' semen in my cocoa channel created the delicious sphincter sauce that
he was so fond of. With my roast beef platter now much like that bathroom door
in The Shining, he thought it was time to start shoving my poo pipe. Is now the
time to tell him I really need to launch a stink pickle, I wondered? It was
bliss having his turgid terror truncheon probed inside me again; stuffing my
hatchet wound with a gerbil just didn't get my furry cup spouting like it used
to. My cake hole was so full of wensleydale wand and magician's wax, the cock
custard was sliming down my chin and onto my tatas. The seemingly never-ending
streams of baby gravy emanating from his purple-headed trouser snake soon had
me coated like a plasterer's radio. The unrelenting orgasms from his clunger
thrusting my fuck trench made me come so hard, I began sweating like a paedo
during a prison riot. With his all-beef thermometer slamming deep into my moose
knuckle, the sensation of his cunt stretcher smashing my cervix made me quake
like a tasered slab of chopped liver. My cock holster was trembling like
Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. He munched on my hairy goblet, even though I'd
had my redwings for the best part of a week. Inserting an egg timer into my
carp cavity got me ejecting fallopian fish stock faster than greased shit off a
shiny shovel. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my
worries as his skeleton king stuffed deeper into my soft tight anus. After
having my smush mitten plowed, he then proceeded to slam my marmite motorway. I
can't wait to devour the creamy load from his all-beef thermometer.
My
hatchet wound was trembling like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. Within
no time, I could feel the shitty penis pudding oozing from my marmite motorway
and all over my fishy flaps. The pounding of my brown mile was so vigorous, he
soon found his man marbles joining his skin flute deep in my marmite motorway.
The feeling of his love mayonnaise weeping down my throat got my fallopian fish
stock flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. There was cock custard
haemorrhaging from his thrill drill and I was wetter than a well diggers arse.
We were ready for more. The raiding makes me pour my minge mucus all over his
blue-veined custard chucker. By now, my sperm socket was flowing like a rabid
dog. With his mutton dagger plowing deep into my birth cannon, the sensation of
his purple-headed trouser snake smashing my cervix made me quiver like an
epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. The seemingly never-ending streams of cock
snot emanating from his spam javelin soon had me coated like a plasterer's
radio. I awoke the next morning with my gaping clam cavern still haemorrhaging.
I thought it was over but his master of ceremonies had other ideas. The mixture
of stink pickle and man fat in my poop chute created the delicious porthole
pudding that he was so fond of. It was bliss having his pink tractor beam
probed inside me again; stuffing my herring hole with a gerbil just didn't get
my chamber of squelch spouting like it used to. He cut a giant Mr. Hanky on my
sweater puppies just so he could suck it up like a pig at a trough. After
having my cod cave raided, he then proceeded to raid my shit winker. When he
removed his batter blaster from my rusty sherif's badge, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a butt nugget staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to
chow down on the colon cobra off his devil's bagpipe. The unrelenting orgasms
from his chubstep fucking my wizards sleeve made me come so hard, I began
sweating like Mike Tyson at a spelling bee. Leaving my panties sunny side up on
the floor was the least of my worries as his long-dong silver rammed deeper
into my tradesman's entrance. Now, I've taken more poundings than the Somme,
but the sight of his spam dagger made my shrimp sap flow like a broken coffee
maker. He munched on my vertical smile, even though I'd had the painters in for
the best part of a week. With my purple cabbage now much like a hippo's yawn,
he thought it was time to start plunging my Oxo orifice. Is now the time to
tell him I really need to drop a colon cobra, I wondered? Inserting a lightbulb
into my clunge pool got me gushing flange custard faster than snot off a whip.
My mouth was so full of cunt stretcher and love piss, the gentleman's relish
was slobbering down my chin and onto my tatas. If I don't get a stinky pinky to
get my pussy batter flowing from my split peach, his one-eyed milkman is going
to leave my furburger resembling John Wayne's saddlebags. Hours of slamming
like this would leave any girl's fishy flaps looking like a motorway pileup,
and I was no different! Some girls are happy just to dial the rotary phone when
they're alone, but I can't get off without having my fist in my depravity
cavity and an antique doorknob up my mud flap.