The Last Testament: A Memoir (71 page)

My favorite picture ever. Frankie, Sammy, Dean, and me. Vegas, 1960. Verily, we owned that town.

From the Sistine Chapel in Rome to a converted HVAC warehouse in Queens. Story of my life.

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Table of Contents

PROLOGUE

AGAINESIS

Smitus (“On Natural Disasters”)

Corrections (“On Errata”)

REDUXODUS

Jewed (“On the Chosen People”)

Glossy Ones (“On Celebrities”)

SEMITICUS

Sell-A-Thonians (“On America”)

Facts (“On Unsolved Mysteries”)

Games (“On Sports”)

THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO DAD

Fillemin (“Godlibs”)

Pleader (“On Prayer”)

Effusions (“On My Favorite Things”)

KORANICLES

Hindus (“. . . and Other Heathens”)

Fallopians (“On Abortion”)

1,400 YEARS OF SANCTITUDE

Collations (“Recipes”)

Romance (“On Sex, Love, and Marriage”)

REVELATION

PRE-MISINTERPRETATIONS

Acknowledgments

Photo Credits

Index