Read The Monogram Murders Online
Authors: Sophie Hannah
turned beet red. Nancy Ducane was an unusually
beautiful
woman
with
a
peaches-and-cream
complexion, lustrous dark hair and deep blue eyes
with long lashes. She looked to be somewhere in the
region of forty and was stylishly dressed in peacock
blues and deep greens. For once in his life, Poirot
was not the most elegantly attired person present.
“It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance,
Madame Ducane.” He bowed. “I am in awe of your
artistic abilities. I have been fortunate enough to see
one or two of your paintings in exhibitions in recent
years. You have a talent most rare.”
“Thank you. That is kind of you. Now, if you will
give your overcoats and hats to Tabitha here, we can
find somewhere comfortable to sit and talk. Would
you care for some tea or coffee?”
“
Non, merci.
”
“Very well. Follow me.”
They proceeded to a small sitting room that I was
pleased only to hear about later and not to have to sit
in myself, since Poirot reported it as being full of
portraits. All those watchful eyes hanging on the wall
. . .
Poirot asked if all of the paintings were by Nancy
Ducane.
“Oh, no,” she said. “Very few of these are mine. I
buy as many as I sell, which is as it should be, I think.
Art is my passion.”
“It is one of mine also,” Poirot told her.
“Looking at nothing but one’s own pictures would
be unbearably lonely. I always think when I hang a
painting by another artist that it’s like having a good
friend on my wall.”
“
D’accord.
You put it succinctly, madame.”
Once they were all seated, Nancy said, “May I get
straight to the point and ask what has brought you
here? You said on the telephone that you would like to
search my house. You are welcome to do so, but why
is there a need?”
“You might have read in the newspapers, madame,
that three guests of the Bloxham Hotel were murdered
last Thursday night.”
“At the Bloxham?” Nancy laughed. Then her face
fell. “Oh, heavens—you’re serious, aren’t you?
Three?
Are you sure? The Bloxham’s a super place,
I’ve always thought. I can’t imagine murders
happening there.”
“So you know the hotel?”
“Oh yes. I’m often there for afternoon tea. Lazzari,
the manager—he’s a
darling.
They’re famous for their
scones, you know—the best in London. I’m sorry . . .”
She broke off. “I don’t mean to babble about scones if
three people have really been murdered. That’s
terrible. I don’t see what it has to do with me,
though.”
“Then you have not read about these deaths in the
newspapers?” Poirot asked.
“No.” Nancy Ducane’s mouth set in a line. “I don’t
read newspapers and I won’t have them in the house.
They are full of misery. I avoid misery if I can.”
“So you do not know the names of the three murder
victims?”
“No. Nor do I wish to.” Nancy shuddered.
“I am afraid I must tell you whether you wish it or
not. Their names were Harriet Sippel, Ida Gransbury
and Richard Negus.”
“Oh, no, no. Oh, Monsieur Poirot!” Nancy pressed
her hand against her mouth. She was unable to speak
for almost a full minute. Eventually she said, “This is
not some sort of joke, is it? Please say that it is.”
“It is not a joke. I am very sorry, madame. I have
distressed you.”
“Hearing those names has distressed me. Whether
they’re dead or alive, it doesn’t matter to me, as long
as I don’t have to think about them. You see, one tries
to avoid upsetting things, but one doesn’t always
succeed, and . . . I am more averse to unhappiness
than most people.”
“You have suffered very much in your life?”
“I do not wish to discuss my private affairs.”
Nancy turned away.
It would not have done Poirot any good whatever
to state that his wishes were the precise opposite of
hers in this respect. Nothing fascinated him more than
the private passions of strangers he would probably
never meet again.
Instead he said, “Then let us return to the business
of the police investigation that brings me here. You
are familiar with the names of the three murder
victims?”
Nancy nodded. “I used to live in a village called
Great Holling, in the Culver Valley. You won’t know
it. Nobody does. Harriet, Ida and Richard were
neighbors of mine. I haven’t seen or heard tell of them
for years. Not since 1913, when I moved to London.
Have they really been
murdered
?”
“
Oui,
madame.”
“At the Bloxham Hotel? But what were they doing
there? Why had they come to London?”
“That is one of the many questions for which I do
not yet have an answer,” Poirot told her.
“It makes no sense, them getting killed.” Nancy
sprang up from her chair and started to walk back and
forth between the door and the far wall. “The only
person who would do it
didn’t
do it!”
“Who is that person?”
“Oh, pay no attention to me.” Nancy returned to her
chair and sat down again. “I’m sorry. Your news has
shocked me, as you see. I can’t help you. And . . . I
don’t mean to be rude, but I think I should like you to
leave now.”
“Were you referring to yourself, madame, as the
only person who would commit these three murders?
And yet you did not?”
“I did not . . .” Nancy said slowly, her eyes flitting
around the room. “Ah, but now I see what you’re
about. You’ve heard some story or other and you think
I
killed them. And that is why you wish to search my
house. Well, I didn’t murder anybody. Search to your
heart’s content, Monsieur Poirot. Ask Tabitha to take
you through every room—there are so many, you’ll
miss one if you don’t have her as a guide.”
“Thank you, madame.”
“You will find nothing incriminating because
there’s nothing to find. I wish you would leave! I can’t
tell you how you have upset me.”
Stanley Beer rose to his feet. “I’ll make a start,” he
said. “Thank you for your cooperation, Mrs. Ducane.”
He left the room, closing the door behind him.
“You’re clever, aren’t you?” Nancy Ducane said to
Poirot as if this counted as a point against him. “As
clever as people say you are. I can tell by your eyes.”
“I am thought to have a superior mind,
oui.
”
“How proud you sound. In my opinion, a superior
mind counts for nothing unless accompanied by a
superior heart.”
“
Naturellement.
As lovers of great art, we must
believe this. Art speaks to the heart and soul more
than to the mind.”
“I agree,” said Nancy quietly. “You know,
Monsieur Poirot, your eyes . . . they are more than
clever. They’re
wise.
They go back a long way. Oh,
you won’t know what I mean by that, but it’s true.
They would be wonderful in a painting, though I can
never paint you, not now that you have brought those
three dreaded names into my home.”
“That is unfortunate.”
“I blame you,” Nancy said bluntly. She clasped her
hands together. “Oh, I suppose I might as well tell
you: I
was
talking about myself before. I am the
person who would murder Harriet, Ida and Richard if
anyone did, but, as you heard me say, I did not. So I
don’t understand what can have happened.”
“You disliked them?”
“Loathed them. Wished them dead many a time.
Oh, my!” Nancy clapped her hands to her cheeks
suddenly. “Are they really dead? I suppose I should
feel thrilled, or relieved. I want to be happy about it,
but I can’t be happy while thinking about Harriet,
Richard and Ida. Isn’t that a fine irony?”
“Why did you dislike them so?”
“I would rather not discuss it.”
“Madame, I would not ask if I did not judge it
necessary.”
“Nevertheless, I am unwilling to answer.”
Poirot sighed. “Where were you on Thursday
evening of last week, between a quarter past seven
and eight o’clock?”
Nancy frowned. “I haven’t the faintest idea. I have
enough trouble remembering what I need to do
this
week. Oh, wait. Thursday, of course. I was across the
road, at my friend Louisa’s house. Louisa Wallace. I
had finished my portrait of her, so I took it round there
and stayed for dinner. I think I was there from about
six until nearly ten. I might have even stayed longer if
Louisa’s husband St. John had not been there too.
He’s an appalling snob. Louisa is such a darling,
she’s incapable of recognizing fault in anyone—you
must know the type. She likes to believe that St. John
and I are desperately fond of one another because
we’re both artists, but I can’t abide him. He’s
certain
that his sort of art is superior to mine, and he takes
every opportunity to tell me so. Plants and fish—
that’s what he paints. Dreary old leaves and chilly-
eyed cods and haddocks!”
“He is a zoological and botanical artist?”
“I am not interested in any painter who never
paints a human face,” said Nancy flatly. “I’m sorry,
but there it is. St. John insists that you can’t paint a
face without telling a story, and once you start to
impose a story, you inevitably distort the visual data,
or some such nonsense! What is wrong with telling a
story, for heaven’s sake?”
“Will St. John Wallace tell me the same story that
you have told me about last Thursday evening?” asked
Poirot. “Will he confirm that you were in his house
between six and nearly ten o’clock?”
“Of course. This is absurd, Monsieur Poirot.
You’re asking me all the questions you would ask a
murderer, and I’m not one. Who has told you that
these murders must have been committed by me?”
“You were seen running from the Bloxham Hotel in
a state of agitation shortly after eight o’clock. As you
ran, you dropped two keys on the ground. You bent to
pick them up, then ran away. The witness who saw
you, he recognized your face from the newspapers and
identified the famous artist Nancy Ducane.”
“That is simply impossible. Your witness is
mistaken. Ask St. John and Louisa Wallace.”
“I shall, madame.
Bon,
now I have another
question for you: are the initials PIJ familiar to you,
or perhaps PJI? It could be somebody else from Great
Holling.”
All the color drained from Nancy’s face. “Yes,”
she whispered. “Patrick James Ive. He was the
vicar.”
“Ah! This vicar, he died tragically, did he not? His
wife too?”
“Yes.”
“What happened to them?”
“I won’t talk about it. I won’t!”
“It is of the utmost importance. I must implore you
to tell me.”
“I shan’t!” cried Nancy. “I couldn’t if I tried. You
don’t understand. I haven’t spoken of it for so long, I
. . .” Her mouth opened and closed for a few seconds,
while no words came out. Then her face twisted in
pain. “What happened to Harriet, Ida and Richard?”
she asked. “How were they killed?”
“With poison.”
“Oh, how awful! But fitting.”
“How so, madame? Did Patrick Ive and his wife
die as a result of poisoning?”
“I won’t talk about them, I tell you!”
“Did you also know a Jennie in Great Holling?”
Nancy gasped and put her hand to her throat.
“Jennie Hobbs. I have nothing to say about her,
nothing whatsoever. Do not ask me another question!”
She blinked away tears. “Why do people have to be
so cruel, Monsieur Poirot? Do you understand it? No,
don’t answer! Let us talk about something else,
something uplifting. We must talk about art since we
both love it.” Nancy stood and walked over to a large
portrait that hung to the left of the window. It was of a
man with unruly black hair, a wide mouth and a cleft
chin. He was smiling. There was a suggestion of
laughter.
“My father,” said Nancy. “Albinus Johnson. You
might know the name.”
“It is familiar, though I cannot immediately place
it,” said Poirot.
“He died two years ago. I last saw him when I was
nineteen. I am now forty-two.”
“Please accept my condolences.”
“I didn’t paint it. I don’t know who did, or when. It