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Authors: Avram Davidson
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The islander shakes as with an ague. “Ah, Wisdom-wallah, do not mention her even obliquely! Has she not laid my miserable and I fear by now broken brother in a deep-dark dungeon, merely for having adventitiously broken wind in her outermost courtyard? Malignant she!”
Underhand shrugs. “Well, so be it. Or: so be it
not
.—
Well,
Bhumbo Singh, I have brought certain pieces of gold, contained, according to custom, in—hem, hem!” He coughs. “I need not name it.” And looks up and around, expectantly.
not
.—
Well,
Bhumbo Singh, I have brought certain pieces of gold, contained, according to custom, in—hem, hem!” He coughs. “I need not name it.” And looks up and around, expectantly.
At once the storekeeper begins to prowl and shuffle. “‘To afflict with impotence the Viceroy of Sindh.’ No. ‘To impose the plague of emmerods upon the anti-Pope of—’ No. ‘Lord Lovat’s head, with tam o’ shanter,’ no. No. Ah. Ah.” He lifts up a tiny container, begins simultaneously to read the label (scribbled in a most debased Pracrit) and to open—
“Hold! Hold! For pity’s sake do not unstopple it!”
The dark man dumbly puts down the pottikin, no larger than a thumb or (say) the smallest sized can of Spanish truffles; turns to the next item on the cluttered, webby counter. “‘Will afflict with wens upon the forehead of the favorite of the Grand Bastard of Burgundy,’ ah!”
Underhand is near-exasperated. “Bhumbo. Pause. Pause. Cease to dither. Lay down that spell. Down, I say, sir; down—Now. Pick up the previous item you had in hand. Yes … . And for the sake of Kali,
give
those shrews some crickets!”
give
those shrews some crickets!”
The Andaman Islander still bumples around, so Underhand, with a click of impatience, follows both his own instructions. Also gives the fellow a keen glance of reproof, advises him henceforth to use either a better or a worse brand of opium; and places in his hands that which holds the golds. “You have weighed the preparation, I make no doubt; count therefore the coins, in order that—”
But his supplier declines the need. “It is enough, enough, Underhand Sahib. I feel the weight to be correct. Forgive my dithering: the
ah-peen,
as you say.” The voice and manner are crisp enough now. “I would offer you cups of tea, but my own brutish brews are
not fine enough for your exquisite palate, and the Lipton’s I cannot find.”
ah-peen,
as you say.” The voice and manner are crisp enough now. “I would offer you cups of tea, but my own brutish brews are
not fine enough for your exquisite palate, and the Lipton’s I cannot find.”
Underhand sweeps the filthy lair with a glance. (A broom would be better.) “And fresh out of viper’s milk, too, I daresay. Pit-ty.” He looks once, he looks twice around the darkly place, dirty almost beyond endurance, cluttered certainly beyond description. “Ah, the immemorial wisdom of the East … . Bhumbo: a good Gules to you.”
The other bows. “Do I not live but to serve you with smells, Sahib?” he enquires. And begins the requisite series of prostrations. Presently he hears the sound of the penny-whistle.
Some time after that.
Anna’s nose is very red; her voice is very thick. “Always mine lady liked nice things,” she says. “Diamonts, chee liked. Poils, chee liked. ‘Kebbiar, I could only itt a morsel, but it moss be the bast,’ chee tal to me.”
“Yes, yes, yes,” Underhand agrees. “How true, how true. What a blow to you. To you
and
me.” He wishes that Anna would twist her handkerchief less and apply it more.
and
me.” He wishes that Anna would twist her handkerchief less and apply it more.
“Always mine lady was very particular,” Anna goes on. “‘Anna, how you minn, you couldn’t smal it?’ chee ask. ‘Look maybe onder you choose.’ I lat her see onder mine right chew: nothing. I lat her see onder mine laft chew: nothing. ‘Nye, so, Mrs., how come soddenly mine kitchens not nice and clinn; come luke.’ Chee come, chee luke, luke, luke. Nothing. Sneef, sneef, sneef.” ‘Eeyoo, Godmy, waht dradful smal,’ chee say. And
say
and say—”
say
and say—”
“My, my. Yes, yes. Don’t distress yourself, they take very good care of her where she is now—”
Anna (fiercely): “What? Take care mine lady gooder than me? I visit, I bring mine spatial
grumpskentorten:
Chee scrim, only. ‘Mrs., Mrs., you don’t rackocknize Anna?
Anna
? Mrs. Goitrude, Mrs. Goitrude: is
Anna!’
But only chee scrim. And
scrim
and scrim.” Anna begins to demonstrate, fists clenched, cords thrusting out from neck, voice a thin shrill grinding; Underhand begs her to desist.
grumpskentorten:
Chee scrim, only. ‘Mrs., Mrs., you don’t rackocknize Anna?
Anna
? Mrs. Goitrude, Mrs. Goitrude: is
Anna!’
But only chee scrim. And
scrim
and scrim.” Anna begins to demonstrate, fists clenched, cords thrusting out from neck, voice a thin shrill grinding; Underhand begs her to desist.
Afterwards, Underhand, with some relief, returns to his own
home. Man is, certainly, a social being: but there are times when, the Author of Genesis (Underhand believes), notwithstanding, when it is good for man to be alone. Underhand has his roses; he prunes them. Underhand has his Newgate Calendars; he collates them. Underhand has his first editions (Mather, de Sade, von Sacher-Masoch); he reads them. Now and then he looks up. He finds, after a while, that he is looking up rather oftener than he is looking down. Then he looks further down than usual. First he lifts up his right foot and turns it sideways. He puts it down. Then he lifts up his left foot and turns it sideways. He puts it down. Then, room by room and closet by closet, he goes through the house, his nostrils dilating. “It is not what I think,” he says, firmly. “It, is,
not
… what I
think.”
home. Man is, certainly, a social being: but there are times when, the Author of Genesis (Underhand believes), notwithstanding, when it is good for man to be alone. Underhand has his roses; he prunes them. Underhand has his Newgate Calendars; he collates them. Underhand has his first editions (Mather, de Sade, von Sacher-Masoch); he reads them. Now and then he looks up. He finds, after a while, that he is looking up rather oftener than he is looking down. Then he looks further down than usual. First he lifts up his right foot and turns it sideways. He puts it down. Then he lifts up his left foot and turns it sideways. He puts it down. Then, room by room and closet by closet, he goes through the house, his nostrils dilating. “It is not what I think,” he says, firmly. “It, is,
not
… what I
think.”
Some time after
that
.
that
.
Underhand is in another place, and one which he doesn’t much like. Endlessly he casts horoscopes, no pencils are allowed and so he uses crayons. The effects are certainly colorful but it is very hard to achieve fine detail. By one and by two, people pass by, and, pretending not to look, look. Underhand ignores them. Why he now, suddenly, does look up as someone stops—Look he does. This one, now, frankly gazes without pretense. Smiles.
Underhand stares. Starts. Speaks.
“Oh, my God. Oh. Oh. Bhumbo Singh. They told me he—told me
you
were dead.
Showed
me. Stuffed in between my inner and outer walls.
That
was what drove me mad.
That
was what I—
Not
what I had thought.
Not
what I had bought. Mistake. Must tell them: Bhumbo Singh: alive.” He starts to rise, is stopped by a dark and gentle hand.
you
were dead.
Showed
me. Stuffed in between my inner and outer walls.
That
was what drove me mad.
That
was what I—
Not
what I had thought.
Not
what I had bought. Mistake. Must tell them: Bhumbo Singh: alive.” He starts to rise, is stopped by a dark and gentle hand.
“Oh, no, Underhand Sahib and/or Effendi. Bhumbo
is
dead.”
is
dead.”
Underhand utters a small squeal, starts to sidle away.
“I am
Bhimbo,
own and only brother and twin to the faithless aforesaid. Who alas and regardless of the uterine ties between us let me languish in the lowermost dungeon of H. H. The Beebee Fatima, Dowager Begum of Oont, for seven years six months one week and several days, rather than pay ransom for my offense—
most
unintentional,
I assure you: never eat legumes before transacting whatsoever even in the outermost courtyard of a descendant of Timur the Terrible. —The sixth sub-basement of her now-illegal gaol, whence I was released by the new and independent government, may Kali bestow blessings upon them with every pair of hands. Thence came I here. Wherefore I caused him, my natal brother Bhumbo, to be bitten to the heart by hungry tree-shrews imprisoned under an iron squid-pot which I held over his faithless heart;
how
he screamed.”
Bhimbo,
own and only brother and twin to the faithless aforesaid. Who alas and regardless of the uterine ties between us let me languish in the lowermost dungeon of H. H. The Beebee Fatima, Dowager Begum of Oont, for seven years six months one week and several days, rather than pay ransom for my offense—
most
unintentional,
I assure you: never eat legumes before transacting whatsoever even in the outermost courtyard of a descendant of Timur the Terrible. —The sixth sub-basement of her now-illegal gaol, whence I was released by the new and independent government, may Kali bestow blessings upon them with every pair of hands. Thence came I here. Wherefore I caused him, my natal brother Bhumbo, to be bitten to the heart by hungry tree-shrews imprisoned under an iron squid-pot which I held over his faithless heart;
how
he screamed.”
He wags his head contentedly.
A moment Underhand ponders, ignoring whilst he does so the conduct of a neighbor who was now, as often, reciting what he claimed were the complete Songs of Ossian in the original Erse. From memory. Loudly. And at length. “Well, then, I understand why you put your brother to the death.
Nat
urally. But why, oh, why, Bhimbo, did you stuff him in between my innermost and outermost walls?—with such dreadful results to myself? And, oh! the black whirlwind!”
Nat
urally. But why, oh, why, Bhimbo, did you stuff him in between my innermost and outermost walls?—with such dreadful results to myself? And, oh! the black whirlwind!”
A shrug. A look of gentle surprise. “Why? Well, Sahib, one had to stuff him
some
where.—I had thought to return to my native Islands, there to start an independence movement which might result, who knows and why not? in my becoming President-for-Life. But in my brother Bhumbo’s uncleanly shop I lingered too long, searching for his baroque pink pearls; whilest I was thus engaged, thither came the men called Inspectors of Buildings and of Healths. ‘This one’s
got
ta be nuts,’ one said.
‘Look
it this place!” He chuckles quietly.
some
where.—I had thought to return to my native Islands, there to start an independence movement which might result, who knows and why not? in my becoming President-for-Life. But in my brother Bhumbo’s uncleanly shop I lingered too long, searching for his baroque pink pearls; whilest I was thus engaged, thither came the men called Inspectors of Buildings and of Healths. ‘This one’s
got
ta be nuts,’ one said.
‘Look
it this place!” He chuckles quietly.
Underhand gapes. Then thinks. Then says, “‘Escape,’ yes. Bhimbo, we must put our wise heads together, cast cantrips, I cannot do it by myself alone; secure our release from—”
Bhimbo’s rufous, jaundered eyes widen. “But, Sahib, I have already
been
released! To one, sir, who has spent seven and one half years, plus, in the lowermost dungeon of the fearful fat Fatima, female tyrant (since deposed), what is this place here but an hotel? Consider, Sahib: Clean clothes. Clean beds. Thrice a day, clean food—dispensed by servitors. Plus
snacks
. How fond of
snacks
I am,
Sahib! And also once a week one of the gurus called
Shrink
talks with me in his sacred office; what honor. To be sure, there is no palm-toddy to be had, but a certain servitor (in return for such simple spells: Women. Gambling.) brings a savory wine called Ripple, concealed in bottles of the Dr. Pepper’s medication. Betel-
pan,
there is not, but there is
toombac
, Sahib; also the talking cinema in the cabinet-boxes.
How
entertaining!
Much
murders!—And also, shower-baths! sports! thrice a week, Therapeutic Handicrafts!
Such
fun!”
been
released! To one, sir, who has spent seven and one half years, plus, in the lowermost dungeon of the fearful fat Fatima, female tyrant (since deposed), what is this place here but an hotel? Consider, Sahib: Clean clothes. Clean beds. Thrice a day, clean food—dispensed by servitors. Plus
snacks
. How fond of
snacks
I am,
Sahib! And also once a week one of the gurus called
Shrink
talks with me in his sacred office; what honor. To be sure, there is no palm-toddy to be had, but a certain servitor (in return for such simple spells: Women. Gambling.) brings a savory wine called Ripple, concealed in bottles of the Dr. Pepper’s medication. Betel-
pan,
there is not, but there is
toombac
, Sahib; also the talking cinema in the cabinet-boxes.
How
entertaining!
Much
murders!—And also, shower-baths! sports! thrice a week, Therapeutic Handicrafts!
Such
fun!”
He raises his voice, rather, so as to be heard not only over that of the Ossianic bard, but over that of one who, crying the words
Hello Joe!
in staccato bursts, would be good for at least a quarter of an hour. “I know what your people call this place, Sahib. But, do you know what
I
call it? Sahib,
I
call it Paradise.”
Hello Joe!
in staccato bursts, would be good for at least a quarter of an hour. “I know what your people call this place, Sahib. But, do you know what
I
call it? Sahib,
I
call it Paradise.”
Mr. Underhand feels again and sees again the approach of the black whirlwind; smells again the ineffable evil smell … the one he had bought? The one he had not? What matter. Grasping the table for one moment’s more contact with reality, he asks, “But does it in no way bother you to be forever surrounded by madmen?”
Bhimbo looks at him. The reddish-yellowish glance is patient and kind. “Ah, Sahib. Have you not learned the One Great Truth? All men are mad.” The immemorial wisdom of the East is in his voice, and in his eyes.
Postscript to “Dr. Bhumbo Singh”: A note by Avram Davidson (1983).
The name of
Bhumbo Singh
itself I encountered long ago in, I think, the (very possibly spurious) account of (?) Zephaniah Howell concerning the Black Hole of Calcutta; it went something like this:
“We tried to obtain boats from Bhumbo Singh, but could not do so
.” That was all. Why this name continued to ferment, or should I say, fester, in my mind, I cannot say; but eventually, being (I suppose) somewhere without a tripewriter, I took up a ruled record book and began to write this story. I set it aside unfinished, and indeed forgot about it, until one day again finding myself without the use of the machine,
up again I picked the story and did not again set it aside until I had finished it. The scene of its completion was Peter Stein’s boat, moored at Gate 6 in Sausalito, in that unique shanty-boat, home-made house-boat, and just plain
boat
, community; now alas in slow process of destruction. Peter, despite the fact that he is blind, builds good boats; and I dedicate this story to him.
Bhumbo Singh
itself I encountered long ago in, I think, the (very possibly spurious) account of (?) Zephaniah Howell concerning the Black Hole of Calcutta; it went something like this:
“We tried to obtain boats from Bhumbo Singh, but could not do so
.” That was all. Why this name continued to ferment, or should I say, fester, in my mind, I cannot say; but eventually, being (I suppose) somewhere without a tripewriter, I took up a ruled record book and began to write this story. I set it aside unfinished, and indeed forgot about it, until one day again finding myself without the use of the machine,
up again I picked the story and did not again set it aside until I had finished it. The scene of its completion was Peter Stein’s boat, moored at Gate 6 in Sausalito, in that unique shanty-boat, home-made house-boat, and just plain
boat
, community; now alas in slow process of destruction. Peter, despite the fact that he is blind, builds good boats; and I dedicate this story to him.
There is no doubt that this tale occurs in the days of urban renewal and highway expansion, and yet there is a curious paradox here, for Davidson’s eccentric characters and the many allusions to the mysterious East evoke the late nineteenth century at the same time that they depict the perpetually renewed bubblings of the melting-pot that is America. The opening paragraphs describe a marginal neighborhood with considerable accuracy, and though the narrative ranges far afield, the arc of this crime story is rooted in that short stretch of Trevelyan Street. He had an eye for such neighborhoods: “And Don’t Forget the One Red Rose” is a brilliantly crafted short tale set in a similar locale. Michael Dirda has written:
[Davidson] made himself into a prose laureate of “the Old Country.” He celebrated vanishing cultures and foods and customs and places, most of them now absorbed in the homogenized tele-glitz of modern American mall-life. There is no better sketch of the Slavic immigrant culture of my own youth—almost entirely gone now—than “The Slovo Stove.”
—
Henry Wessells
Henry Wessells
“But Borski says that, selectively cut, there’s enough good timber on the Peninsula to last for years,”—she (Mary Blennerhassett).
“Borski’s lying. Simple as that. Not with modern logging methods. Selective cutting, you’d be hard put to make logging-off the Peninsula stretch two years. Clear-cutting, the way he usually cuts, he’d have it flat in a year.
Less
than a year.”—he (Victor Olauson).
Less
than a year.”—he (Victor Olauson).
Scene is in the reasonably modern office of “O & B.” On the walls are large old photographs of Oscar Olauson and Robert Blennerhassett: all muscles; moustaches; watch-chains; whiskers; and wicked, wicked eyes. Mary and Victor are their grandchildren.
“And then what? After Borski logs off the Peninsula if he gets hold of it? Tree-farm?”
Victor doesn’t think so. “Borski doesn’t tree-farm. Never has. Why should he start now? What he’d have if he logged it clear would be one very valuable piece of real estate, you know the style: you cut down all the trees and then you plant saplings and you advertise
Lots in Woodland Acres.
Well. Not a bad stroke of business, tickytacky summer cottages cheek by jowl and the lake all full of motorboats. Very competent. Not a bad stroke of business for Borski. But I don’t choose to allow it.”
Lots in Woodland Acres.
Well. Not a bad stroke of business, tickytacky summer cottages cheek by jowl and the lake all full of motorboats. Very competent. Not a bad stroke of business for Borski. But I don’t choose to allow it.”
Old Oscar and Old Bob looked on with slight leers;
they
didn’t choose to allow it, either. At least: they hadn’t.
they
didn’t choose to allow it, either. At least: they hadn’t.
She asked if there hadn’t been some suggestions, oh, a while back, that the whole Peninsula be turned into a memorial? Olauson, Blennerhassett State Park, maybe? or, “O & B” Forest Study Area? He said, yes there had been. But his father and her father hadn’t chosen to allow it. Added, and neither did he.
And that, she understood, was that.
Mary recalled the first time she’d seen his wife, what was it
she
was called?, some improbably brief one-syllable Scandi name beginning and ending with a consonant. But you were also allowed to call her Emma. Victor was standing by himself with his hands hanging at his sides, no expression on his long flat face, surprisingly dark face with those very blue eyes.
One of my grandmothers was French Canadian,
perhaps a code phrase meaning
Indian blood
. In came Stig or Brum or Hoog or whatever, Emma came up to him and he didn’t even look at her. And she brought her mouth to his ear and she spoke and she spoke and she spoke and he didn’t even look at her, and then he turned his head and brought his mouth to her ear and
he
spoke. A very very few words. And his wife nodded. Turned. Left. And that was that.
she
was called?, some improbably brief one-syllable Scandi name beginning and ending with a consonant. But you were also allowed to call her Emma. Victor was standing by himself with his hands hanging at his sides, no expression on his long flat face, surprisingly dark face with those very blue eyes.
One of my grandmothers was French Canadian,
perhaps a code phrase meaning
Indian blood
. In came Stig or Brum or Hoog or whatever, Emma came up to him and he didn’t even look at her. And she brought her mouth to his ear and she spoke and she spoke and she spoke and he didn’t even look at her, and then he turned his head and brought his mouth to her ear and
he
spoke. A very very few words. And his wife nodded. Turned. Left. And that was that.
Since then, of course, she—Mary—had met Emma. Had met Emma for a drink in the golf-club bar. One drink for Emma. Had met Emma at dinner in the enormous Olauson house, miraculously kept clean without a servant. Enormous dinner. Two children,
Christ
how clean and quiet. Lighter of hair and skin than Dad, but just as blue of eye. Emma looked a lot like the woman in
American Gothic
, but Victor didn’t look a lot like the man. And Mary had met Emma for a lunch which she herself, Mary, had given them in the Vale Chalet, called the Valley Shalley for so long that this had become the place’s
name
: given there because, where else? Not in Mary’s tiny apartment over the dress shop. The Shalley had gourmet status, that is, no bouillon cubes were added to the French Dip’s O Juice. And then, once more, one more time, she had met Emma at some semipublic function. She’d assumed that she and Emma were of a karma
to meet, say, every three weeks forever. To speak almost not at all: to
meet
. But—
Christ
how clean and quiet. Lighter of hair and skin than Dad, but just as blue of eye. Emma looked a lot like the woman in
American Gothic
, but Victor didn’t look a lot like the man. And Mary had met Emma for a lunch which she herself, Mary, had given them in the Vale Chalet, called the Valley Shalley for so long that this had become the place’s
name
: given there because, where else? Not in Mary’s tiny apartment over the dress shop. The Shalley had gourmet status, that is, no bouillon cubes were added to the French Dip’s O Juice. And then, once more, one more time, she had met Emma at some semipublic function. She’d assumed that she and Emma were of a karma
to meet, say, every three weeks forever. To speak almost not at all: to
meet
. But—
Mary Blennerhassett had spent Saturday night with Junius, the fry-cook at the Busy Beaver; there really wasn’t enough in her icebox to make a meal for two, and so off they went to have the Loggers’ Breakfast Special at the Mountain Brook Cafe, a good bit more status than the Busy Beaver and an awful lot less than the Shalley:
who
was there, non-messily also loading up on the Special before (presumably) Church? the cleanly, neatly Victor-and-Emma-Olauson Family. Was who. Victor nodded his invariable brief cool Victor Nod. The kids showed no recognition. Maybe Junius was not the most delicate sight. Emma was, on view of them together, first terribly startled: then terribly shocked: then terribly, terribly tightfaced. And after that, although now and then Mary passed within a foot or two of Emma, she and Emma never again
met
. Tough titty, Em. Let Victor call Mary “Miss Blennerhassett” till the moose came home, sooner or later she would get her hands upon him, tawny skin and all. He might be a man with whom you could only go so far, but she would go as far as she could.
who
was there, non-messily also loading up on the Special before (presumably) Church? the cleanly, neatly Victor-and-Emma-Olauson Family. Was who. Victor nodded his invariable brief cool Victor Nod. The kids showed no recognition. Maybe Junius was not the most delicate sight. Emma was, on view of them together, first terribly startled: then terribly shocked: then terribly, terribly tightfaced. And after that, although now and then Mary passed within a foot or two of Emma, she and Emma never again
met
. Tough titty, Em. Let Victor call Mary “Miss Blennerhassett” till the moose came home, sooner or later she would get her hands upon him, tawny skin and all. He might be a man with whom you could only go so far, but she would go as far as she could.
Although Mary B. and Victor O. perhaps should have been raised together almost like brother and sister, or anyway cousins … but they hadn’t been raised together at all. All she had of her father was the memory of a voice, before The Divorce, after which she neither saw nor heard him at all: Mom had taken care of that. The late Mom eventually went wherever the late Dad had gone. To their daughter came lots of money from lots of stocks and bonds in a Company and a Mill in a distant state. It had seemed like lots of money, then it didn’t seem like lots of money but just like money, then it seemed like lots of money again. Because Mary didn’t have it anymore. For a while. She still had the stocks and bonds, yes, but The Bank held them as security for The Loan. And The Bank took dividends and interest to pay The Loan off. Whenever.
And rather than go around the familiar scene and ask for a job, she being then
poor
, as all might know, why, she did what seemed
to her a sensible scene: she headed for the source of the money, in that distant state. The idea came in a flash as she read the newsitem,
poor
, as all might know, why, she did what seemed
to her a sensible scene: she headed for the source of the money, in that distant state. The idea came in a flash as she read the newsitem,
BORSKI PERSISTS IN O & B BID
Bill G. Borski, grandson of a Pomeranian pig-farmer, says he will continue his attempts to take over the Olauson—Blenner—hassett lumber interests in
Mary headed West. An old American tradition. Scarcely had she entered the state where the Mill was and had occasion to speak her family name—cashing a small traveller’s check in a small roadside restaurant—when old plaid-shirt and bib over-hauls had spoken it himself. She hadn’t even seen him there till then. “
Blenn
-der-hassett,” he’d said, she not knowing if the mispronunciation were a trick of the old man’s speech or a part of the local accent. “Say, you must be Old B.
B’
s daughter.” God, he’d looked old, old as time. Probably
was
. There may have been, for all she knew, a thousand such old-timers. Okay, getting-used-to-it-time had just begun.
Blenn
-der-hassett,” he’d said, she not knowing if the mispronunciation were a trick of the old man’s speech or a part of the local accent. “Say, you must be Old B.
B’
s daughter.” God, he’d looked old, old as time. Probably
was
. There may have been, for all she knew, a thousand such old-timers. Okay, getting-used-to-it-time had just begun.
“Granddaughter,” said she.
He looked at her through his cataract glasses.
“I
knowed dold B.
B.,”
he said, in his oddly-parted speech.
“I
knowed dold B.
B.,”
he said, in his oddly-parted speech.
If Mary knew nothing of her father, what did she know of her grandfather? “Oh, what kind of a man was he?” She wanted to know—
“
He
was, a nold, sund of a
bitch.”
Well, now she knew. “An dold O.
O. He
was another.” The veteran said these things without malice, or, for that matter, without affection.
He
was, a nold, sund of a
bitch.”
Well, now she knew. “An dold O.
O. He
was another.” The veteran said these things without malice, or, for that matter, without affection.
As good an introduction as another.
As for …
Here is the picture. Mary got out of her car at Olauson, Blennerhassett (“O & B”), and walked around here and there before asking directions to the main office, and by and by she found herself facing
a pile of logs, rough and barky and even clotted with earth: there was a heavy-set man, no kid, taking his ease. Suddenly she was aware of another man, tall, business-suit. Not looking at her, looking at the workingman at ease.
What
it was, hard to define but making her happy the look was not being looked at
her
; exactly at this moment the burly man lounging became aware of the looker and the look. Perhaps he did not altogether go into a minor convulsion. Almost, though. Work resumed immediately for him. The man in the business suit turned. He saw Mary. He looked: and there was more in this look than the looks she was used to getting from men. Did he know who she was? Because at once she knew that she knew who
he
was. They had never met. But a hundred years of history connected them.
a pile of logs, rough and barky and even clotted with earth: there was a heavy-set man, no kid, taking his ease. Suddenly she was aware of another man, tall, business-suit. Not looking at her, looking at the workingman at ease.
What
it was, hard to define but making her happy the look was not being looked at
her
; exactly at this moment the burly man lounging became aware of the looker and the look. Perhaps he did not altogether go into a minor convulsion. Almost, though. Work resumed immediately for him. The man in the business suit turned. He saw Mary. He looked: and there was more in this look than the looks she was used to getting from men. Did he know who she was? Because at once she knew that she knew who
he
was. They had never met. But a hundred years of history connected them.
“Mr. Victor Blennerhassett Olauson?”
“I’m Vic Olauson, yes. Miss Blennerhassett?”
“Mary Blennerhassett.”
They took, rather than shook, hands. She said, “Can you give me a job?”
“The union would say no. But as a partner, you—”
All around the life of the lumber mill went on, the saws screaming in one key and the little locomotive engines in another; and so it had gone on here for a century. “A partner? Oh, I thought I was a stockholder.”
“In The Olauson and Blennerhassett Corporation, Miss Blennerhassett, you are a stockholder. But in Olauson, Blennerhassett, and Company, Miss Blennerhassett, you’re a partner.”
It wasn’t that first day that she told him how she had “mortgaged” everything to get Flick out of his immense trouble. Or who Flick was … or had been … anyway … It wasn’t that first day that she first heard aloud the name of Borski.
The old-timers are talking about the mill. That time of day, early afternoon, mostly it is just the old-timers at the bar, each one with his one shot, little water back.
“Startin t’cut
hem-
lock, I hear.”
hem-
lock, I hear.”
“Uh-
oh
.”
oh
.”
“Whut
I
say.” By their tones they might have been invited not alone to cut it, but to drink it.
I
say.” By their tones they might have been invited not alone to cut it, but to drink it.
Someone else, a not-so-old-timer: “What’s the matter with that?”
“Whut’s the
mat
ter with it?”
mat
ter with it?”
Old-timers turn, ready to turn belligerent. Not-so-old-timer not so ready to turn anything, not even away. Says, “Long’s the mill keeps open … cut
some
thing … if Borski …” The bar no longer serves even sandwiches. Just whatever packaged snacks are in the racks and jars: jerky, Polish sausage, pigs’ feet, cheese crackers. Chips, corn chips.
some
thing … if Borski …” The bar no longer serves even sandwiches. Just whatever packaged snacks are in the racks and jars: jerky, Polish sausage, pigs’ feet, cheese crackers. Chips, corn chips.
“They been bringin in cottonwood and turnin it in t‘chips fr the Jap
nese
trade. The Jap
nese
, they bring the chips back in bulk nen they grine d’m
up,
make plywood’r
pa
perboard,” it is explained. Mouths are compressed, heads shaken.
nese
trade. The Jap
nese
, they bring the chips back in bulk nen they grine d’m
up,
make plywood’r
pa
perboard,” it is explained. Mouths are compressed, heads shaken.
An old-timer says that when O.
O.
was alive, mill wouldn’t a bothered cuttin no hemlock, no fir, no cottonwood. “Cedarn pine, pinen cedar. Nuth nelse. Nuth nelse. Cream o’ th’ fawr’st. Nowdays … nowdays … all Jap
nese
trade … all jap
nese
trade … . Jap
nese
buyin
horse
-chessnut?, mill’ll cut
horse
-chessnut.”
O.
was alive, mill wouldn’t a bothered cuttin no hemlock, no fir, no cottonwood. “Cedarn pine, pinen cedar. Nuth nelse. Nuth nelse. Cream o’ th’ fawr’st. Nowdays … nowdays … all Jap
nese
trade … all jap
nese
trade … . Jap
nese
buyin
horse
-chessnut?, mill’ll cut
horse
-chessnut.”
“Cut it metric, too,” someone says, low-voiced. At this ultimate degradation, all sigh.
“Say,
I
did-dunt know the Jap
nese
were buyin
horse
-chessnut.”
I
did-dunt know the Jap
nese
were buyin
horse
-chessnut.”
An old-timer has been watching this last old-timer for a while. Makes up his mind. “Say, ‘n’ I use ta see you sawin at Number 3 Mill, old O.
O.
still ‘live?”
O.
still ‘live?”
“Drine kill.”
The first old-timer says he coulda swore he’d seen the second old-timer sawin at Number Three Mill, time old O.
O.
was alive. Second has had a chance to think it over, says,
Some,
he sawed at Number 3. But mostly he worked in the dryin kiln. He says, “I hear old B.
B
.’s daughter workin in thoffice now.”
O.
was alive. Second has had a chance to think it over, says,
Some,
he sawed at Number 3. But mostly he worked in the dryin kiln. He says, “I hear old B.
B
.’s daughter workin in thoffice now.”
“No kiddin.”
“What
I
hear.”
I
hear.”
“
Grand
daughter,” says someone.
Grand
daughter,” says someone.
And someone, someone else, no old-timer at all but a younger man nursing a beer, says he hears that
she
. Is hot
stuff
. That she don’t care what she does, or who she does it with. And an old-timer asks, Ain’t they all that way anymore? Some of them declare loudly that they sure are. But some, those who’ve got their own granddaughters, grunt. Look away. One says, again, Say, he didn’t know the Jap
nese
were buying horse-chestnut. And it is explained to him that this was just made up as a for-instance. And then someone asks, “So you think the mill will maybe close?”
she
. Is hot
stuff
. That she don’t care what she does, or who she does it with. And an old-timer asks, Ain’t they all that way anymore? Some of them declare loudly that they sure are. But some, those who’ve got their own granddaughters, grunt. Look away. One says, again, Say, he didn’t know the Jap
nese
were buying horse-chestnut. And it is explained to him that this was just made up as a for-instance. And then someone asks, “So you think the mill will maybe close?”
“I
didn’t say the mill will maybe close!”
didn’t say the mill will maybe close!”
“You think maybe Borski will take over?”
“I
didn’t say Borski will maybe take over!”
didn’t say Borski will maybe take over!”
“He’s trying to go where Vic is.”
“Yeah, well you can only go so far with Vic, y’ know.”
“I
know it. But does Borski?”
know it. But does Borski?”
The younger man nursing the beer says that
he
doesn’t give a shit, his brother’s got a foreman’s job in Oregon and can get
him
a job scaling anytime either of them want to. But he orders no second beer.
he
doesn’t give a shit, his brother’s got a foreman’s job in Oregon and can get
him
a job scaling anytime either of them want to. But he orders no second beer.
And a very old-timer, whose mind had drifted away, observes it come drifting back. Waits. The bartender meanwhile speaks up. “From what I hear,” he says, “you don’t want to count O. & B. out too fast. Whut I hear, they been down buhfore. But they never been out.” And others say,
No no. Been down before but never been out, that’s true, they say. That used to be true of even old O. O. even in the old country,
is what someone says. And someone else begins to chuckle. “‘Yust yerk it up and down,’” he says, in a sing-song. “What old O. O. used to say when the watchamacallit would stuck, by the donkey-engine; ‘Yust yerk it up and down,’ he’d say. Haw haw!”
No no. Been down before but never been out, that’s true, they say. That used to be true of even old O. O. even in the old country,
is what someone says. And someone else begins to chuckle. “‘Yust yerk it up and down,’” he says, in a sing-song. “What old O. O. used to say when the watchamacallit would stuck, by the donkey-engine; ‘Yust yerk it up and down,’ he’d say. Haw haw!”
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