The Skeptics Annotated Bible (761 page)

14 For many are called, but few are chosen.

(22.14)
“For many are called, but few are chosen.”

15 Then went the Pharisees, and took counsel how they might entangle him in his talk.

16 And they sent out unto him their disciples with the Herodians, saying, Master, we know that thou art true, and teachest the way of God in truth, neither carest thou for any man: for thou regardest not the person of men.

(22.17-21) Pay your taxes. Keep state and church separate.

17 Tell us therefore, What thinkest thou? Is it lawful to give tribute unto Caesar, or not?

(22.17)
“What thinkest thou? Is it lawful to give tribute unto Caesar?”

18 But Jesus perceived their wickedness, and said, Why tempt ye me, ye hypocrites?

19 Shew me the tribute money. And they brought unto him a penny.

(22.18-19)
“Jesus … said … Shew me the tribute money. And they brought unto him a penny.”

20 And he saith unto them, Whose is this image and superscription?

(22.20)
“He saith unto them, Whose is this image and superscription?”

21 They say unto him, Caesar’s. Then saith he unto them, Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar’s; and unto God the things that are God’s.

(22.21)
“They say unto him, Caesar's. Then saith he unto them, Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's.”

22 When they had heard these words, they marvelled, and left him, and went their way.

(22.23-30) There is no sex or marriage in heaven. (Married people either don't go to heaven or they get divorced after arriving. Marriages aren't made in heaven; they die there.)

23 The same day came to him the Sadducees, which say that there is no resurrection, and asked him,

(22.23)
“The Sadducees, which say that there is no resurrection … asked him,”

24 Saying, Master, Moses said, If a man die, having no children, his brother shall marry his wife, and raise up seed unto his brother.

(22.24)
“Moses said, If a man die, having no children, his brother shall marry his wife, and raise up seed unto his brother.”

25 Now there were with us seven brethren: and the first, when he had married a wife, deceased, and, having no issue, left his wife unto his brother:

(22.25)
“Now there were with us seven brethren: and the first, when he had married a wife, deceased, and, having no issue, left his wife unto his brother.”

26 Likewise the second also, and the third, unto the seventh.

27 And last of all the woman died also.

(22.26-27)
“Likewise the second also, and the third, unto the seventh. And last of all the woman died also.”

28 Therefore in the resurrection whose wife shall she be of the seven? for they all had her.

(22.28)
“In the resurrection whose wife shall she be of the seven? for they all had her.”

29 Jesus answered and said unto them, Ye do err, not knowing the scriptures, nor the power of God.

30 For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven.

(22.29-30)
“Jesus answered … in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels.”

31 But as touching the resurrection of the dead, have ye not read that which was spoken unto you by God, saying,

32 I am the God of Abraham, and the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob? God is not the God of the dead, but of the living.

33 And when the multitude heard this, they were astonished at his doctrine.

34 But when the Pharisees had heard that he had put the Sadducees to silence, they were gathered together.

35 Then one of them, which was a lawyer, asked him a question, tempting him, and saying,

36 Master, which is the great commandment in the law?

37 Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind.

38 This is the first and great commandment.

39 And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.

(22.39) “Love they neighbor as thyself.” Jesus quotes Leviticus 19.18, by far the best verse in Leviticus, and one of the best in the entire bible.
128 How should nonbelievers be treated?

40 On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets.

(22.41-45) Jesus claims to be the Christ, but not the son of David.
376 Was Jesus the son of David?

41 While the Pharisees were gathered together, Jesus asked them,

(22.41)
“While the Pharisees were gathered together, Jesus asked them,”

42 Saying, What think ye of Christ? whose son is he? They say unto him, The Son of David.

(22.42)
“What think ye of Christ? whose son is he? They say unto him, The son of David.”

43 He saith unto them, How then doth David in spirit call him Lord, saying,

44 The LORD said unto my Lord, Sit thou on my right hand, till I make thine enemies thy footstool?

45 If David then call him Lord, how is he his son?

(22.45)
“If David then call him Lord, how is he his son?”

46 And no man was able to answer him a word, neither durst any man from that day forth ask him any more questions.

23
Then spake Jesus to the multitude, and to his disciples,

2 Saying, The scribes and the Pharisees sit in Moses’ seat:

3 All therefore whatsoever they bid you observe, that observe and do; but do not ye after their works: for they say, and do not.

4 For they bind heavy burdens and grievous to be borne, and lay them on men’s shoulders; but they themselves will not move them with one of their fingers.

5 But all their works they do for to be seen of men: they make broad their phylacteries, and enlarge the borders of their garments,

(23.3-5) “Do not ye after their works … all their works they do for to be seen of men.”
339 Should we let others see our good works?