Read This Scorching Earth Online
Authors: Donald Richie
"Very good at mechanical things," said Gloria.
The Major laughed indulgently and made an attempt to put his arm around her. This she avoided, and the Major, a bit put out, said: "For whatever that's worth. I must say I've gotten along well enough without knowing much about machinery. Mechanics always bother me."
I wish they'd bother me, thought Gloria and continued looking out the window. The back of the driver's neck and the stretched-out regiment at Tachikawa occurred to Gloria simultaneously. What was that story she'd heard about some WAC's and a jeep driver?
The crisp, straight black hair lay straight against the very lightly colored skin. The driver opened the window and held out his hand. The rush of air brought to Gloria the smell of polished rice and hair pomade. The driver turned his head, and the long, beautifully formed tendons in his neck stood in relief for a second. His eyes were completely black and reminded Gloria of the eyes of children, the eyes of a little boy who does not yet know the meaning of the word Sin. And his face was somehow vaguely familiar, as though they'd once met.... Oh, to hell with it. She closed her eyes, and suddenly the car stopped.
"Well, here we are. Hope you got a big appetite, Miss Wilson." They were under the marquee of the American Club.
"Famished," she said pleasantly.
With officious help from the Major she climbed from the sedan and stood waiting by the curb. Leaning back inside, the Major was talking with the driver, signing the trip ticket. The driver had turned his head toward the Major, and his throat rose cleanly above his open collar.
Gloria looked away, then impulsively said: "Oh, can I borrow that pencil a moment, Major? I want to jot something down before I forget." She opened her purse and found an envelope containing a letter from her parents. On the back of it she wrote the car's number and the driver's number. To ascertain the latter she peered in at the identification badge he wore. She glanced up to see him looking at her. He was smiling, but looking a bit puzzled as though he were afraid he had done something wrong, as though he was afraid of having his number taken. She smiled reassuringly, felt faint, and handed back the pencil.
"What time is it, Miss Wilson?" asked the Major, still leaning into the sedan.
"About one."
"I got to know exactly, I'm afraidâit's for this damn ticket."
Her watch showed exactly one. "It's precisely ten minutes after one, Major." She felt like a goddess, dispensing the supreme gift of time to her worshippers.
"Thank you," he called, preoccupied, the important manânot too important, however, to pause over those little details he was so far aboveâtrip tickets for example. Then he fumbled at his jacket pocket and finally drew out two bent cigarettes. These he gave to the driver, who touched his cap. Gloria smiled at him, and he, at first surprised, smiled back, reassured, and touched his cap again. The Major turned away from the car, and with a backward half-smile the driver drove off.
The Major glared after the car. "What's he grinning so about? You know him, or was he being fresh? If he was, I'll get his number right now, and believe you meâ"
"Oh, shut up."
"Well, maybe I'm just being silly, Miss Gloria, but when a man, even a JapâI mean, Japanese, looks at a lady like that, my blood boils. Particularly about you ... somehow."
"You've been in Texas too long, Major. Besides, he's my brother."
He gazed at her for a long second, then laughed heartily. "Oh, you're joshing me, Miss Wilson. You're pulling my leg."
"Oh, noânot that. Not now that I know about your poor leg. It might come off."
He laughed even more heartily and guided her, by the elbow, across the drive and up the steps. Suddenly he looked at her watch. "Why, it's only one. You said ten after one."
"That's so my brother will have time to get back to the Motor Pool and smoke one of those cigarettes before they send him out again."
The Major looked at her suspiciously and then, deciding it was yet another joke, laughed. "You're really a card, you are, Miss Wilsonâreally a good Joe."
She looked at him coldly and took off her fur coat, throwing it over his arm. "Check this, will you? I'll be in the bar."
As he followed her up the steps, he looked puzzled, scratched his head, and smiled at the two small uniformed boys who opened the doors and bowed. Then he crossed the carpet to the checkroom, where he threw the coat at the girl and turned to look after the tall Miss Wilson as she disappeared between the swinging-doors of the bar.
Inside the bar Gloria found a stool, ordered Scotch, and looked around. The room was nearly fullâall the imitation-rustic booths were in use and all the overstuffed divans and armchairs in the next room were full of people eating, laughing, talking, and drinking. At the other end of the bar a young lady dressed in extreme fashion was talking with four captains. They all had their arms around her.
The Major came in, laughing as he walked toward her. "My, you really sailed in here. Thought you'd run away from me, didn't you?"
She looked at him and tried to veil her distaste under an alluring glance. It wasn't that he wasn't good-lookingâin a bucolic kind of wayâit was simply that he was such an ass. Actually, he was sort of interesting looking, like any number of Angus bulls she'd seen in Indiana. The same wide-apart eyes, the same surly set of the mouth. All he needed was horns and bangsâshe presumed he had the other necessary appurtenances.
"Oh, no," she said, "nothing like that. I just thought I'd save us seats."
"Lucky you did. Really crowded. . .. By the way, you a member here?"
"Why, no. I took it for granted you'd borrowed someone's card to get us in."
"Well, that's just what I did," said the Major, both embarrassed and pleased. "Thought I might blow us to a little treat, you know. Just wondered if you were a member."
"No, I've avoided that ever since the place opened, but of course I make full use of it." She smiled at the Major's knowing wink and drank her Scotch.
"What you drinking?"
"Scotch is its name. It's good, but sort of tickles my nose."
"Guess I'll get that tooâsounds good." He ordered two more.
There was no opportunityâsince both were seated on separate stoolsâfor further advances, so the Major put his elbow on the bar and lay his head, little-boy fashion, against his fist.
"Be careful, Major," said Gloria. "You remember what happened at the officers' bar in Kyoto."
"But I've never been there."
"No, not you, dear. Those others, in Kyoto, who used it."
"What about it?"
"Well, it seems the lacquering wasn't too well done or something, or else in Kyoto they lean more. At any rate, three days after it opened, in the heat of summer, everyoneâevery memberâwas down with lacquer poisoning, which is a bit like poison ivy only worse. There was one young lady who contracted it in the most intimate placeâlike under her arms, you knowâand no one has ever been able to figure out how she got it." She smiled.
The Major smiled, then glowered like that Angus bull again. "Do you think they did it on purpose? Sort of a last-ditch stand, like?"
"The Japanese you mean? Sabotage, you think?"
"Something like that," said the Major vaguely as he took his arm off the bar. But he kept his fist against his cheek, which looked a bit odd now that his elbow was unsupported,
"You know, you look fresher than any dame here," he said, and removed his fist.
Gloria now realized that the cheek in fist was simply to enhance the little-boy aspect. She understood the Major's game at any rate. "That's what comes of clean living." It was really a riotâhis taking her for the motherly type!
"Wish I'd lived clean last night. You were swell, but me, I drank too much. I got a little headache, you know."
"Um poor widdle boy," said Gloria, "But I rather imagine a drink or two will fix that up."
He turned bashful. "You know, I still feel funny about drinking before supper."
"So do I, but only after the first five. In fact
I
usually feel funny about drinking
after
supper."
He slapped his leg but forgot to wince. "You really are a card, Miss Wilson. I didn't know you were so much fun."
She smiled wanly. "People never do."
"... and so I said to him: 'You leave my breasts out of this,'" said the young lady at the end of the bar, and all four captains broke into simultaneous guffaws.
The Major, embarrassed, looked into his Scotch. "Wonder what kind it is?"
"Oh, probably flown from the Orkneys or someplaceâthey do things on a big scale here."
"Wonder what they got to eat?"
"Everything."
"Yes, sir, home was never like this."
She looked around the bar. "I supposed that's why most people are here. I doubt you could make them go home."
"Well, here's one boy you wouldn't have any trouble making go back to God's country."
"MajorâI bet you're from Texas!"
"Aw, you've known that all along, Miss Gloria." He looked down modestly.
"Well, that's so. But today you're even more inimitably Texan than usual."
"Boy, you sure do take the cake, Miss Wilson." He looked at her appreciatively. "You know, you're one swell eggâkind of hard to understandâdeep, you knowâbut still a real good kidâ"
"âat heart," concluded Gloria, and the Major slapped his thigh.
"What say we get more of this stuff?" said the Major. "And get to know each other? Why, I feel I scarcely know you at all."
"You do." And she pushed her glass toward the boy behind the bar. "This is our first real date, you know. Last night we didn't know each other at all." She wrinkled her nose, and he leaned forward on the stool.
"... and then, of course, there was nothing for me to do but gather my clothes as best I could, and go home," continued the young lady at the end of the bar, and again the four captains bent forward, choking with simultaneous laughter. She was a thin, blonde girl, wearing an extremely low-cut dress of green felt.
The Major turned his head. "Her kind is a disgrace to American womanhood."
"It certainly is."
"You know her?"
"Really, Major, what do you take me for? Naturally not. She's probably another secretary though. They all get delusions of grandeur out here."
"Know what I like about you? You're the real home type somehow."
"So are you, Major."
"Thereâsee? We
do
have something in common. You know, I get kind of lonely out here, far away from home and those I loveâmy family, my Mama. Surrounded by hostile strangers, in a strange land where there is nothing familiar and where I'm cut off in this lonely outpost.. .."
"You mean Special Services?"
"No, I mean Japan."
"There's nothing very lonely nor very strange about the part of Japan we see. Look around you."
"I thought you might be sympathetic, Miss Wilson."
"Oh, but I
am.
At the proper times."
"And this isn't one of them?" He looked hurt, like a sick Hereford, and withdrew his hand the distance it had advanced toward hers.
"Reallyâyou sound like your own copy, Major. Rememberâit's little me that types for you."
"And what's the matter with my copy? I bet it wrings their hearts back home."
"That it undoubtedly does. But, just between us, we both happen to know how true it isâwhich isn't very."
"Miss Wilson, that hurts." The Major adopted a puzzled expression and put his face in both hands, resting his elbows on the bar again.
She became grimly pleasant. "All right, Major. Didn't mean to hurt you. Let's be friends again."
He at once held out a hand and, after shaking hers, did not again release it. "Hungry, Miss Wilson?"
"Not yet. But I'm rather thirsty."
"So am I. Hey, boy. Fill 'em upâpronto! hackoo!"
The bar was more full than when they had first come. Others were standing, glasses in hand. A female voice called past Gloria's ear: "Gimme a Bloody Mary, Jack."
"What's that?" asked the Major. "What it sounds like?"
"I trust not," said Gloria.
"Haven't you ever had one, honey?" asked the female voice. "They're divine. You take half vodka, half tomato juice, and half WorcestershireâI thinkâsauce. They're divine. Can't taste the tomato juice at all."
"Wanna try one?" the Major asked Gloria.
"I think not. I'll stick to this." Gloria looked around the crowded room and then opened her purse. "You know, Major, around this time the bar actually begins to look interesting. When anyone in it begins to look good, then I go home." She lit herself a cigarette and saw the envelope in her purse. Closing her purse impatiently, she bit her underlipâreally, I am such a fool.
The Major leaned forward, thrusting his face into hers. "Doesn't anyone look good, Miss Wilson?"