Authors: Katie Lane
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To my mother-in-law, Billie Kay, for all the fun shopping sprees, movie matinees, birthday parties, and football gamesâ¦but especially for giving birth to the love of my life.
et me guessâ¦the Bride of Frankenstein?”
Jacqueline Danielle Maguire wasn't surprised by the assumption. With her wind-whipped hair and smudged makeup, she probably did look like she'd just stepped out of an old horror movie. But if she was the Bride, then the man who stood behind the gas station counter was the Creature. He certainly had the huge body and square head for itâ¦not to mention the thick unibrow. If Jac was smart, she'd turn right around and get the heck out of there. Two things kept her from it: her need for a telephone, and the rack of candy bars.
Brightening her smile, she turned on the Southern charm. “Happy Halloween. Or should I say âtrick or treat'?” She selected a Snickers from the rack. “I just loved
Bride of Frankenstein
, didn't you? But my all-time favorite horror movie is
. Do you remember the part where Madeline Kahn came out of that bathroom after she'd married the monster?” She touched her finger to the tip of her tongue, then thrust out a hip and placed her finger on the full skirt of her wedding gown. “S-s-s-t-t.” She laughed, but it faded when the store clerk didn't join in. Obviously the man wasn't into small talk.
She placed the candy bar on the counter before pulling a twenty out of her Gucci bag. “I was wondering if you might have a phone I could use. My cell phone doesn't seem to work here in the Rockies.”
“Sorry, can't help ya.” He took the twenty. “The storm knocked down some branches and screwed up the lines.” He tipped his head at the window behind him. Outside, a wood chipper sat amid a pile of pine branches. “Phone's been out since midday. If it weren't for the generator, we wouldn't have no power either.” His unibrow lifted. “You lost?”
Jac might've conceded if he hadn't opened the cash register and her gaze hadn't landed on the wicked-looking knife next to the stack of one-dollar bills. Just that quickly, an entire
episode played out in her mind, ending with the murderer being apprehended and the runaway bride's remains being discovered in the wood chipper.
The gas station attendant followed her wide-eyed stare. “Fishin' knife.”
Her gaze remained riveted on the jagged edge that could easily have cut a humpback whale in half, to say nothing of a twenty-six-year-old carb-counter. “Y-you fish with a knife?”
He grinned, and a squirt of brown spittle flew through the air, missing the bodice of her Vera Wang by inches. “I don't kill 'em with this.” He lifted the huge weapon, the overhead florescent lights reflecting off the shiny steel blade. “I just gut 'em.”
set Jac in motion. Grabbing her candy bar, she raced for the door. A strong wind pushed against one side of the glass as she pushed against the other. She might've lost the battle if the man hadn't stepped around the counter. The big, big man with the big, big knife.
Please, Lord, if you don't let me be gutted like a fish, I promise I'll never eat sushi again
With that prayer she used every underdeveloped muscle she had to shove open the door, and plowed out into the freezing night air.
“Hey!” the attendant yelled.
Lifting the hem of her gown, Jac made a mad dash for her sister's MINI Cooper, popping up the locks in mid-flight. It felt like it took a full thirty minutes to get the car door open and stuff herself, and a good twenty yards of organza, inside. But by the time she had the doors locked and the engine revved, the mad fish gutter had just made it out the door. With the knife clutched in one hand and her change in the other, he watched as she squealed away from the gas pumps.
Two miles later Jac finally caught her breath and stopped looking in the rearview mirror. Two more miles and she realized that she had probably overreacted. But it was hard not to be a little spooked on a dark and stormy Halloween night while lost in the horror-movie setting of the Rocky Mountains.
To help calm her nerves, she turned up the radio and scanned through the stations until she landed on classical. She thought the soft violin music would soothe her. Instead it reminded her of the string quartet that had been hired for her wedding. The four musicians in black had just been arriving when Jac had been leavingâor racing across the lawn with her purse slung over her shoulder and her sister's stolen car keys. The quartet had probably gone home by now, along with a hundred guests, the florist, the chef and pastry chef, the valets, the cute little flower girl and ring bearer, the six ushers and six bridesmaids, and the wedding planner.
Correction: Gerald, the wedding planner and her best friend, would still be there. Probably frantically dialing Jac's number. This was his first wedding, and he had been determined it would be a success. Now, thanks to her, his fourth business in four years might fail.
Taking her phone out of the side pocket of her purse, she speed-dialed his number. She hit speaker and placed the phone in the cup holder while she unwrapped the Snickers bar and took a big bite. Chocolate, caramel, and nougat weren't part of her diet plan. Not that she had ever stuck to a diet. The only willpower genes in the family had gone to Aunt Frances and Jac's sister, Bailey. Jac had little will and no power. Just a wild imagination and compulsive tendencies.
“Jac! Where the hell are you?”
Bailey's booming voice came through the phone speaker and caused Jac to swerve toward the wall of dense forest. Dropping the candy bar, she used both hands to steer back toward the double yellow lines.
“Bailey,” she breathed with relief. Her relief was short-lived.
“âBailey'?” Her sister's voice hit a high note that didn't bode well. “You run off from your second wedding in less than a year and all you can say is âBailey'? I swear, Jac, when I get my hands on youâ”
“I'm sorry, Bay, but I didn't really run off. I just needed to take a little drive and think things through.”
“Three hours is not a little drive!”
Jac picked up the candy bar from her lap and finished it off as she tried to explain. “I know it looks bad, Bay, but I got lost. And my phone wouldn't work so I couldn't call or use the GPS. I even tried stopping at a gas station to get directions, but there was this really creepy attendant who I think killed the real gas station attendant with his big ugly fishing knife and then disposed of his body in the wood chipâ”
“Oh, for the love of Pete.” Bailey groaned. “I should've never let you watch so much television growing up. You live in some kind of fantasy world where gas station attendants are murderers and brides run off from their weddings without any repercussions. Wake up, Jac. That's not how the real world works.”
Jac's shoulders slumped. “So I guess Bradford is upset. And Gerald's probably heartbroken that I screwed up his first job as a wedding planner.”
“Actually, Bradford looked more relieved than upset. But I don't think you'll be getting any more party invitations from his mother. As for Gerald, he's already planning your next holiday wedding.” Bailey paused. “But this is it for me, Sis. I refuse to attend another wedding where I'm the only Maguire present. The whole runaway bride thing has gotten old. It's time to give up on the crazy stipulation in Aunt Frances's will and get a job.”
“Unlike you, Bay, I can't ignore that much money. And I don't want a job. I want to be like Aunt Frances and spend my summers in Italy and my winters in CancÃºn. Which means I only have two months left to choose a groom before all Auntie's money goes to the Mysterious Mr. Darby, who I think is trying to take me out so he'll inherit. I told you that I saw him lurking around my and Gerald's apartment.”
“According to Gerald, he wasn't lurking. He rang the buzzer like any normal person, and you refused to answer it.”
“Because it's too suspicious. He never said more than two words to me all the times he visited Aunt Frances. Now suddenly he shows up and wants to âtalk' to a woman who's going to keep him from inheriting billions of dollars. Well, that's not going to happen. Not unless I have a big bodyguard with me.”
Bailey sighed in exasperation. “He's not trying to kill you. Why would he have to kill you when you keep running away from your weddings? All he has to do is wait you out. Geez, Jac. How many weddings is it going to take before you realize that you're not attracted to men in Aunt Frances's social circle? Or at least to the loser men you keep choosing.”
“I have to choose the losers who need money, Bay. No one else would agree to a one-year marriage. And that's how long I need to stay married in order to get my inheritance.”
There was a long pause. “Do what you want, I'm not your keeper.”
That was a lie, and they both knew it. Bailey had been Jac's keeper since birth. Which was a good thing, since their mother had been better at serving a bottle of Bud than a bottle of milk and more accomplished at changing lovers than changing diapers. Five years older, Bailey was the one who had fed and changed Jac. The one who helped Jac up when she fell and cuddled her close when she cried. Not that Maguire women cried all that often. They were more yellers than criers.
Suddenly feeling contrite for all she'd put her sister through, Jac whispered, “Thanks, Bay.”
“For being such a good sister.”
She snorted. “Don't thank me yet. When I get my hands on you, I might just strangle you and dispose of your body in the Gerhardts' wood chipper.”
“They have a wood chipper?”
Bailey laughed. “While I'm looking for it, I want you to find out where you are so I can come get you. Do you see any mile markers?”
Jac looked around. “No. But I'm sure there has to be one up ahead.”
“As soon as you find it, call me back.”
“Love you, Bay.”
“Love you too.”
After hanging up, Jac felt much better. Things would work out. They always did. When a door closed, a window opened. Her life was a testament to this. Who would've thought that two orphaned Mississippi kids would end up living the good life? But it had happened.
One minute the police were standing in their small apartment telling them their mother and her newest boyfriend had been killed in a motorcycle accident, and the next minute Jacqueline and Bailey were living with their wealthy aunt Frances in a mansion in upstate New York.
Well, maybe not exactly the next minute. The next minute they were shipped off to Alabama to live with their uncle Bud, their aunt Sissy, and their six hillbilly cousins. Then, after Bailey set fire to Uncle Bud's tool shed, they were sent to child services. It was during their stay there that Jac had remembered their great-aunt Frances or, as Granny Lou had liked to refer to her, “the Rich Bitch.”
It seemed Frances Rosenblum hadn't gotten the gene that made Maguire women get with losers. She'd had the foresight to completely distance herself from her Southern relatives by getting educated and marrying money. So much money that she could easily take in two orphaned nieces.
It had been like the musical
all over again. Except they didn't have a Daddy Warbucks who sang and took them on cool helicopter rides. They had the Rich Bitch, who sent them off to boarding school the first chance she got. Still, boarding school was better than living with Uncle Bud.
Just like being lost in the Colorado Rockies was better than being married to Bradford. As much as she wanted her aunt's money, she would've been miserable with Bradfordâand he would've been miserable with her. He hated her constant chatter, and she hated his overbearing mother.
Tired of the depressing classical music, Jac dialed through the radio until she found a seventies station. The Donna Summer song reminded her of Granny Lou. Her mother's mama had loved anything to do with discoâpolyester, platform shoes, mirror balls, and John Travolta. Since she and Bailey had stayed with Granny every summer until she died, Jac knew all the words to “Last Dance.” As she sang along, a mile marker came into view. She reached for her phone, but before she could call Bailey, Bigfoot leaped out in front of the MINI Cooper.
Jac hit the brakes, but they barely slowed the car down. Making the split-second decision that hitting a huge beast with a tuna can was a bad idea, Jac swerved and ran right into a signpost. The airbag opened, forcing her head back and whooshing all the air out of her lungs, before quickly deflating. She slumped against the seat and took a few quivery breaths as Donna continued to sing about her last chance for love.
Besides a sore shoulder from the seat belt, Jac didn't appear to be hurt. The car wasn't as fortunate. The front of the MINI sat a good three feet off the ground, its yellow hood curved around the bent signpost like a bee that had crashed into a really hard flower. The sign said
, a warning she could've used earlier.
Reaching for her phone, she tried dialing 911, and then both Bailey's and Gerald's cells. Unfortunately, this time she had no service. A gust of wind blew against the car, causing the bumper to creak back and forth on the metal post. As she sat there in the dark, she thought about all the television shows she'd seen about people who got stuck on dark, deserted roads. An image of the creepy gas station attendant with his knife flashed through her mind. What if she'd gone in a circle and the guy was right around the corner? Or what if the animal that had jumped in front of her really wasn't a deer? What if it
Bigfoot? Or a mountain lion? Or a grizzly bear?
The engine sputtered and died, taking with it the soothing Donna Summer song and the warm air from the heater. Within seconds the car started to get cold. Jac figured that she had two choices: She could stay there and freeze to death, or she could get out and see if she could get phone service farther down the road. Neither was appealing, but since freezing to death seemed more likely than becoming Bigfoot's dinner, she grabbed her phone and Gucci bag and released her seat belt.