Read You Can Run but You Can't Hide Online
Authors: Duane Dog Chapman
but he was too far ahead of me. By the time I got through the exit
and into the lot, he was gone.
I was no longer days or hours behind him. It was a matter of sec-
onds. I was closing in, and he knew it.
When I got back to the office, I told Beth the whole story.
“Now what do we do, Duane?” she asked. I knew she was really
discouraged.
“I’m going to sit right here in this chair and smoke a cigarette,”
I said to her. “Van’s going to call. Trust me.”
Beth let out a long sigh and started shaking her head at me.
“Perfect. We’ll just sit here and do nothing. That’s just great.”
Suddenly, the phone rang. Beth froze in her seat. When she an-
swered, her jaw dropped to the floor. She looked over at me and
pointed at the receiver in her hand. When Beth asked him who was
calling, he asked, “Who has been awake as long as he has?” I jumped
up and took the call.
“I am so damn tired.” And I was, too.
It almost sounded like he was still out of breath. “You mother-
fucker, Dog! How’d you know where to find me?”
“I was just on my way home. I live right across the street.”
“They got all my shit. They got all my bitches. I ain’t got nowhere
to go. Everyone I know don’t want to talk to me because of all the
heat you been putting on them.”
“I told you, Van; there were only two choices.”
“If I come in, Dog, I’m looking at some hard time. Like forty
years, man.”
“You got nowhere else to go, Van. You know it and I know it. I’m
gonna get ya.”
“Yeah . . . ,” he said slowly. His voice trailed off. I knew he was
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mentally and physically exhausted. This was the end of the line
for him.
By the end of our phone call, I had convinced Van to walk into
the Denver police station the next morning and surrender.
When I told Grundinger about my little phone conversation, he
didn’t believe a word I said. He was laughing at me on the other end
of the line.
“Yeah, OK, Dog,” he said. He yelled to the other cops in the
room and said, “Dog says Van’s coming in tomorrow and turning
himself in.” I could hear hooting and hollering erupt in the back-
ground.
“Listen to me,” I said. “He’s gonna be there at ten a.m. sharp.
You’ll believe me when he walks up those steps, won’t you?” We
had taunted each other for weeks chasing this guy.
I almost started laughing out loud when Grundinger called me
later on that night at home. He must have had time to think about
what I told him and started getting nervous. His spoke softly. “Seri-
ously, you believe Van is going to turn himself in just like that? Af-
ter all the games?”
“Like I told you, he’s gonna walk right up to us at the station
tomorrow.”
Grundinger thought something over for a moment, then said,
“Not exactly, Dog. I can’t have you there. We’ll take him into cus-
tody. This isn’t your case anymore.” It didn’t matter, because Vince
Smith told me he’d pay my fee anyway. I made the catch whether
Grundinger wanted to give me the credit or not.
Van did show up at the Denver Police Department’s offices the
next day. Grundinger got nabbed in the parking lot. I wasn’t there
for the bust, but I caught a glimpse of him being taken up the police
headquarters steps. When he saw me, I stopped, saluted him, and
mouthed the words, “Thank you, Van.”
C h a p t e r T h i r t y - s e v e n
Now that I
had my professional problems ironed out in Col-
orado, Hawaii was next. One of the conditions of my deal with
Richard Heath in 1997 was that I surrender my bond license during
our two-year noncompete agreement. Since I had no license, my in-
surance company, AmWest, essentially threw me out on the street
overnight. As a result, several complaints were filed with the Hawaii
Department of Insurance. There were lots of people who needed
my services and who already paid me in advance to oversee their
bail and bond. When I was forced to leave Hawaii, many of them
lost a lot of their collateral in bail forfeiture. What this boiled down
to was, the cosigners were losing everything because the people
they were backing skipped out on their bail and I couldn’t retrieve
any of them. They ran with no threat of the Dog coming after
them. By running, they put the screws to their families and loved
ones. Nonetheless, my company still had to pay the insurer for the
full value of the bond. During that two-year period, that meant liq-
uidating my collateral to make good on the money owed. I hated
doing it, but I had no other choice.
Most of the complaints were settled outside of the system. As to
the others, my problems started when the Department of Insurance
began sending me notification letters to the wrong address. The let-
ters went to an address of mine that was five years old. The strange
part is that, prior to my deal with Heath, I always received letters
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from the department at my current address with no problem. It was
my legal address on every document filed with the state. It made no
sense that they couldn’t reach me through my correct address.
I was patiently waiting for the two-year noncompete to run out
so I could get back to Hawaii and start all over again. That would
have been the perfect plan, had it not been for those damned com-
plaints I never received. The problem wasn’t the complaints; my
trouble stemmed from not answering them. Failure to answer was a
violation of my license. If I didn’t adhere to all of the rules and reg-
ulations, I was in danger of losing my rights as a bondsman. It’s a
little like ignoring the IRS. Sooner or later, they’re going to get you.
In October 1997, my sister Jolene called to tell me she’d heard
there was a problem with my license in Hawaii. That was the first I
had heard of any such thing. I called the Hawaii Department of In-
surance to give them my forwarding address in Colorado. I wanted
to be certain I was getting every letter they sent. On December 27, I
received a certified letter from them informing me that my license
was in jeopardy for failure to respond to complaints. The hearing
was set for October 29. There was no way I could be there to tell my
side of the story, because the hearing had been two months earlier.
In my absence, the commissioner revoked my license for five years.
I couldn’t believe I was fighting for my job again. I felt Hawaii
was where I belonged. It was home. If I couldn’t write bonds in
Hawaii, all I could do was bounty hunt, but I wanted to do both. I
tried to appeal the decision, but the Hawaii Supreme Court refused
to hear my case. The penalty for not answering a complaint is
generally a thirty-day suspension and a five-hundred-dollar fine.
The revocation of my license for five years was extreme and unfair.
Once again, I couldn’t help but feel the Lord was testing me.
From August 1997 to August 2000, it sure felt like I was on the
wrong side of a machine gun.
Ratta tat tat tat tat
. Challenges just
kept coming without a chance to dodge a single bullet. In addition
to all of my troubles with work, I lost my dad to a heart attack in
August 2000. Although he and I rarely saw eye-to-eye, we had
grown much closer. I’ll never know what it feels like to have a father
love me like I love my kids, but Flash taught me a lot of skills that
helped me get through life.
Not long before he passed, Dad and I went to visit his father.
During that visit, I came to see Flash in a different light. As we
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stood in the backyard of Grandpa’s house, I noticed Dad became a
little uneasy. I could see tears well up in his eyes as we got closer to
the woodshed. Flash walked ahead of me so I couldn’t see him cry.
In all my life, I thought I’d never live to see the day my dad would
break down in tears. I looked at Grandpa and asked if he knew why
Dad was crying. Grandpa told me he used to beat the life out of
Flash in that shed. He tied his hands above his head and whooped
him with a leather strap. He said that’s how he kept all his sons in
line. Grandpa was oblivious to the pain and destruction his abuse
had had on two generations. It wasn’t his fault; he didn’t know any
better. From that moment on, I understood why Flash beat me. He
had his own demons to wrestle with. My heart ached for his pain
and suffering. I forgave him that day. I let go of all of the anger and
resentment toward my father that I had been carrying for so many
years. Now we could both be set free. I knew his secret. He didn’t
have to hold that burden anymore.
Had it not been for Beth and her undying love and devotion, I’m
not sure I would have made it through those hellacious years. But
we did. Against all odds and attempts to kick us when we were
down, Beth and I managed to survive—and eventually thrive.
C h a p t e r T h i r t y - e i g h t
Flying used to
be something most people looked forward to.
It was elegant and sophisticated. Nowadays, thanks to Osama bin
Laden, airport security has made us all insecure about flying. It has
never been my favorite thing in any case. Being confined to a seat
for what feels like endless hours with nothing to do is not how I pre-
fer to spend my time. I’m a fidgety guy. I need to move around. Even
first-class seats aren’t comfortable. Hell, I can’t even smoke. De-
spite Beth’s nagging to quit, I can hardly go thirty minutes without
a cigarette. To combat my boredom and need for nicotine, I simply
go to sleep. From wheels-up to touchdown, I’m out cold.
On January 5, 2003, Beth and I were flying from Honolulu to
Los Angeles to meet some people who were interested in talking
about producing a dramatic television show about bounty hunting.
I did stints on
The Secret World of Bounty Hunting, Take This Job,
and
The Anatomy of a Crime.
The response to our episodes was so
strong, other producers contacted us about doing our own show.
Twenty minutes into the flight, Beth woke me up by hitting me
over the head with her newspaper. Waking me on a flight is some-
thing she knows not to do unless it’s urgent.
“Duane. Duane. Wake up. You gotta see this.”
She pointed to the front-page headline in the
Los Angeles Times
that read something like:
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“Heir to Max Factor Fortune May Have
Jumped Million-Dollar Bail.”
“Wouldn’t it be something if he ran, Duane?” Beth’s eyes
widened at the thought. I knew exactly what she was thinking.
“Duane. This is it. This is the big case the Lord has spoken to us
about. This is your chance to show the world that you are the great-
est bounty hunter who ever lived.”
Oh, yeah, her wheels were turning. Beth and I had talked about
the “big catch” for years. For a while, we both thought it might be
Osama bin Laden. Lord knows, I wanted it to be.
“If this guy jumps, Duane, you’ve gotta get in the hunt. You have
to go get him.”
In my gut, I knew Beth was right. Andrew Luster was a rich
white boy. He was just the kind of high-profile chase I was looking
for. No one could find him like I would. I had spent so many years
standing on the media sidelines in other cases I had helped solve.
The FBI and other authorities always took credit for my hard work.
After years of battling for recognition, I knew it would have to be
somebody big before I got widespread attention. I was ripe and
ready for it. I wanted it more than anything in the world.
The only thing I knew about the Luster story was what I seen on
the news. He was on trial for allegedly drugging and raping several
women.
I hate rapists, with a vengeance. I have never understood that
type of crime. Six years ago, my daughter, Baby Lyssa, was a vic-
tim of statutory rape by a thirty-year-old man. She was just thir-
teen years old. She was living with her mother in Alaska. I
thought she would be better off living with her mom as she grew
into her teenage years. Every little girl needs her mom, especially at
that age. But Big Lyssa set few rules and boundaries. Our kids were
allowed to do whatever they wanted. I hoped Baby Lyssa would see
she was too young to raise a child on her own. She fought me every
step of the way.
“Dad, it’s my baby. I want to keep it.”
I thought that was bullcrap. She was only a teenager. I com-
pletely disagreed with her decision, but I was thousands of miles
away. There was nothing I could do.
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I didn’t see Baby Lyssa for two and a half years after she gave
birth to her daughter, Abbie. Throughout that time, I felt I lost two