Read You Can Run but You Can't Hide Online
Authors: Duane Dog Chapman
started making their way back to their patrol cars and I got a clear
view of the two bodies sprawled out on the black pavement of the
driveway. They were covered by white sheets—except for their feet.
I could see a size thirteen shoe sticking out from under a blanket.
They were both wearing the same shoes as the first day I had met
them in my office.
The cops told me later that Larry and Jerome had gotten into
their Jaguars, closed the garage doors, and started the engines.
They left a suicide note that read, “We knew we couldn’t outrun
Beth and the Dog.” Beth and I have always tried to hold the hands
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of our clients to get them through the dark days. They didn’t have
to kill themselves.
Because of the tragic circumstances, I felt we should be the ones
to break the news to the dad. He wasn’t in the best of health. When
he saw us, he immediately knew something was wrong. I told him
the police had found his sons, that they had committed suicide. We
tried to comfort him. He looked at me and asked, “Both of them?
Both of my sons are gone?” He was confused and brokenhearted. I
felt terrible to be the one telling him this news. I had just stepped
into this family’s life. I was their bondsman, but something more
was happening. The old man needed me to be strong so he didn’t
completely fall apart as his world caved in all around him.
I guess Mr. Bernstein appreciated our involvement on the case,
because he invited both Beth and me to his sons’ funeral. First we
went to the synagogue for the service and then to the grave site. Not
many people attended, mainly close family and friends. Jerome’s
wife didn’t even bring their little boy.
I spotted Mr. Bernstein walking over toward me. My heart ached
for the old man. His sons had put him through so much. He shook
my hand and said, “It looks like we don’t have enough men to carry
the caskets. I hate to ask this of you, but could you help carry my
sons to their final resting place?”
I was overcome with emotion. It was the end of the hunt and the
end of two men’s lives. Now this frail old man standing before me
was going to live out the rest of his days with a broken heart. There
were many questions running through my mind. Did I do enough to
help Larry and Jerome? Could I have done more? I couldn’t help the
tears. I asked God to forgive them for their sins and to watch over
their souls. I joined the others and carried the casket that day. I asked
which of the brothers I was carrying. The funeral director told me it
was Jerome. I was carrying his feet. As I lowered his casket to the
ground, I heard Jerome say, “Dog, you chased me to the grave.”
Later that day, I told Beth I wasn’t sure I could do this anymore.
I seriously considered quitting bounty hunting.
A few weeks later, I had lunch with the father. He thanked me
for helping him carry his sons to the grave. He said I gave him the
greatest gift during his darkest days. Much to my surprise, a relative
paid us everything the Bernstein brothers owed, plus a few extra
dollars for our expenses. The Bernsteins are a good family. They are
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kind and righteous people. We stayed in the father’s life for another
six months so Beth could help him retrieve his money from the
bank that wired his life savings to his two sons.
In a strange way, the Bernstein brothers put us back on top in the
Denver bail bonds market. The local news covered the story, but the
publicity worked both for us and against us. It boosted our busi-
ness, but it also brought unwanted attention from the detectives
who worked on the case. Later they started popping up on all the
chases Beth and I did. They were convinced we had to be crooked.
C h a p t e r T h i r t y - s i x
For a short
time, Beth and I were writing bonds for Capitol
Bail Bonds, owned by Vince Smith. He started using my bounty
hunting skills and sending me all over the country to find fugitives.
Thanks to Vince, I collected the highest price of my career, six
thousand dollars for a sly character named Ivan “Van” Thompson.
Van was a crafty African-American con artist who was well
respected on the Denver streets. He was known for being sharp, a
fast talker, and as clever as they come. At one time or another, he
was involved in every type of major scam known to man. He was
writing bad checks all over Denver. His forte was stealing other
people’s identities and credit card numbers.
Beth and I were a little freaked-out about writing a bond for
Van. It was set at $100,000. We hadn’t been working with Vince
long enough to know if he was good for the money. Van was also
facing a lot of jail time, which made him a high flight risk. When
his ex-girlfriend Kim agreed to cosign, we wrote the bond. She ap-
peared stable enough because she owned her own home and worked
full-time as a nurse. However, I had a nervous feeling in my gut that
I could not shake. Something told me Van was going to run.
Just as I suspected, when Van’s court date came, he was a no-
show. Later that night, my phone rang. I knew who was on the
other end of the line.
I played it cool. “Not a smart play on your part, brother. You’ve
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got two choices: Either you come into the office first thing tomor-
row morning so we can settle all this, or I hunt you down and drag
you in crying and screaming.”
He had already started laughing before I finished my sentence.
“Hunt me down, huh?” he asked. “You one stupid motherfucker,
man. I ain’t scared of the DA and I certainly ain’t worried about
your cracker ass. I
won’t
be caught because I
can’t
be caught. You ain’t shit, man.”
Without another word, he hung up.
First thing in the morning, I began my hunt. I started by banging
on Kim’s front door before the sun came up. I needed to shake
things up and apply as much pressure as I could. I leaned on his
known associates and staked out his former hangouts. One thing I
knew about Van: His ego would be his downfall. I’d seen it time
and time again. Guys like him are master criminals in their own
minds, always looking to show everyone how clever they are. I knew
Van wasn’t leaving town. He enjoyed the game too much. What’s a
performer without an audience? I spent my first day looking for
him at all of the local fried chicken fast-food joints. Word was out.
A couple of days into my hunt, an investigator named Grundinger
from the DA’s office contacted me. I agreed to meet him at a bar one
night to discuss the case. Grundinger was your typical conservative
tough guy Denver cop. His hair was silver and buzzed supershort. He
wore a polyester suit with cowboy boots. I was suspicious of his mo-
tives right off the bat. I never thought he had a whole lot of respect for
me. He thought I was some low-grade hack that he easily could ma-
nipulate. He wanted to compare notes and “share” information,
which meant he would tell me nothing and I was expected to tell him
everything. Typical.
Let the competition begin.
By now, Beth and I had started videotaping every single bust, be-
cause people were always making accusations about things that
never happened. They threatened to sue all the time. Within the next
week or two, Grundinger and I crossed paths on countless occa-
sions. I think he was shocked to see me show up at scene after scene.
He’d be pulling into a parking lot to check out a lead and I’d be
pulling out, or vice versa. Sometimes the two of us were just minutes
behind each other. From the start, I think Grundinger and the rest of
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the Denver cops had disregarded me as another incompetent bounty
hunter. Their attitudes changed pretty quickly as we got into the
hunt. They couldn’t understand how I was able to run neck and neck
with them.
My secret weapon was Van’s ex-girlfriend, Kim, who was now
dating our receptionist, Benji. As the days melted into weeks, Kim
began to reveal bits and pieces of information about where Van
might be hiding. She often mentioned she needed to go by her place
to check on things or swing by home to drop something off, but we
all assumed she was meeting him. Even with the tips we were get-
ting from Kim, we seemed to always be a step or two behind Van.
A week or so later, I got a call from Grundinger.
“Dog, I’m sitting here at the station with one of your
employees”—Monica, a girl we called the silverback gorilla. “We’ve
arrested her and charged her with aiding and abetting Van.”
I was shocked. Monica worked in my office writing bonds for
Beth. We showed her the ropes of the business. I never suspected
Monica was a rat. But after I gave it some thought, it all came to-
gether. Monica once dated my son Christopher. I remembered a
conversation we had about a month prior, right after he and Mon-
ica broke up. He told me they split because there was some slick
pimp daddy living with her. Of course, I didn’t pay much attention
to that small detail at the time. But now, it all made sense.
When I hung up the phone, I was pissed. I went off on the most
vicious tirade I can remember in a long time. I felt used and be-
trayed. Beth and I had taken Monica under our wing, and she
stabbed us in the back.
Van was using both women. He hit Kim up to bail his ass out by
cosigning the bond, and then he used Monica for information. He
actually got Monica to sign a consent of surety for him. With that
document, he could go to the court and use it to get the warrant
for his arrest dropped altogether. Lucky for us, he didn’t make it
that far.
By the time I got to Monica’s house, Grundinger and the rest of
the Denver cops had already worked the place over. They found ma-
chinery to manufacture fake credit cards and discovered a stack of
fraudulent checks he was in the process of printing. We didn’t come
across anything special, until Beth spotted a small note on the end
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table next to a phone. There was a girl’s name and a street address
on it.
“I know this address,” Beth told me. “It’s a Motel 8 right outside
of downtown.”
Grundinger and the boys already had some girl up against a
cruiser and were patting her down when I drove into the parking
lot. Apparently, she was one of Van’s cronies.
I was standing next to Grundinger when one of the cops pulled
a pistol out of the chick’s handbag.
“Look what we have here,” Grundinger said. He looked over at
me and said, “This changes the entire direction of the case, Dog.
We’ve got a known associate with a concealed weapon, which
means we have to believe that Van is packing. Basically, your road
ends here.”
“What exactly does that mean? No way am I dropping out of
this chase.”
Grundinger raised his voice. “This case is now strictly a police
matter. Understand? You’ve been riding my coattails long enough.”
I had to laugh. “Riding
your
coattails?”
“You will receive no further cooperation from my office.”
“I’m crushed,” I shot back. “I was getting so much from you
before.”
I wasn’t going to let some stiff Denver cop tell me what to do. I
wasn’t going anywhere. I had a large bond on the line. I wasn’t
about to let Van slip through my hands.
I overheard the girl tell the cops that Van had dropped her off at
the Motel 8 earlier that morning and then took off. I managed to
slide up next to her while the investigating officers were having their
own discussion.
“Van dropped you off earlier?” I asked quickly and quietly.
“Yeah,” she answered. I had a feeling that she’d rather talk to me
than the cops. If anything, just to spite them.
“Where’d he head off to?”
She looked back in the direction of the cops and then back at
me. She obviously hadn’t told them anything.
“He said he was going to the Western Motor Inn at I-70.”
A smile came across my face as I walked away. I knew the area well.
It was the same neighborhood I had moved into when my grandpa
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had given me the old house on Steele Street. This Western Motor Inn
was a major hangout for pimps, hookers, and drug dealers.
I took off across the lot to where my truck was parked. Behind me
I heard Grundinger say, “Where the hell does he think he’s going?”
I walked into the lobby and immediately noticed a dark figure
running at full speed toward the end of one of the corridors. It was
Van. He looked right at me and said, “Fuck!” I stomped my foot on
the ground, knowing I couldn’t catch him. He exploded out one
of the far exit doors that led to a rear parking lot. I followed him,