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4.2 out of 5 stars

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Classic Grey Sevruga Caviar—4.00 lb. / 1800 g (Free Overnight Shipping!)

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     B001JKPLK4

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$18,773.00

FARMED. Russian “Classic Grey” Caspian Sevruga Caviar has a distinguished, smooth, buttery flavor, with a long, subtle aftertaste. Its small, pearly grains are of a pale grey color. Sevruga is the smallest sturgeon of the sturgeon caviars and, compared to the Beluga and Osetra sturgeon caviars, Sevruga has the strongest flavor of the sturgeon caviars. The world’s finest Sevruga (latin: Acipenser stellatus) caviar is found in the Caspian Sea, where it is produced both in Russia and Iran. From Russia, JustCaviar carries this Classic Grey Sevruga Caviar, as well as Traditional Sevruga Caviar and Royal Sevruga Caviar. From Iran, we carry Iranian 000 Sevruga caviar. The caviar is prepared only with pure gourmet sea salt, yielding “Malossol” caviar of exceptional quality. Our 1-, 2-, and 4-ounce selections come in glass jars. Our 1.75-and 5.5-ounce selections come in attractive crystal glass jars, perfect for gift giving. All other sizes come in elegant, traditional tins. Labeling may vary slightly. Shelf life 4 to 6 weeks, refrigerated (ideally at 28 to 32 degrees Celsius).

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

20 of 25 people found the following review helpful

Not bad

By
Stephen T. Early “StephenT”
, May 16, 2013

Goes great with Cool Ranch Doritos on a Saturday night! Definitely worth the home equity loan and the divorce settlement.

5 of 7 people found the following review helpful

Pretty darn tasty

By
Kade D.
, September 27, 2013

After winning the lottery, the first thing I did was put an extra bedroom onto my doublewide so that we wouldn’t have to sleep in the same room with Barbra Jean’s momma anymore. My next purchase was of this product because I had heard caviar is what the rich people eat and seeing as how I had myself recently become wealthy it seemed fitting that I buy this. I received the product and promptly opened it for a taste of the good life rich folks are always talking about. Admittedly I couldn’t stomach the stuff at first, but after throwing a little Hormel chili on top, let me tell you it was pretty darn tasty. My next purchase will be of that lovely Norman Rockwell painting they have in the collectibles and fine art section of this website.

Not too bad

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kariD
, December 15, 2013

Goes great with ramen noodles shrimp flavor. I have also mixed it with spam with bacon and spray cheese makes a great ritz cracker spread.

Knitting with Dog Hair

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4.4 out of 5 stars

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Knitting with Dog Hair

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How many times have you groomed your dog, looked at all the fur floating around your feet, and remarked to yourself that there is enough fur for a sweater? Well, here’s the guide that will help you turn that remark into a reality. With instructions for everything from “harvesting the fuzz” to spinning it into yarn to patterns for knitting dog hair into sweaters, hats, and scarves,
Knitting with Dog Hair
is a dream come true for dog lovers who also love to knit. Directories of equipment suppliers and people who will spin dog hair for you are appended, as are a thorough guide to dog-breed hair and a glossary of dog-grooming and spinning terms. Instructions are thorough, and the author’s sense of humor will make this an enjoyable book for people new to spinning. Cat lovers shouldn’t feel left out—the book gives special instructions for collecting cat fur and includes patterns for a cat-hair pillbox hat and a shirt collar.

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146 of 159 people found the following review helpful

With great power comes great responsibility

By
doz70
, July 14, 2011

Be very careful with this book. Thinking myself clever, I shaved my dog, then knitted him a sweater using his own fur. I believe this paradox may have ripped a small hole in the space-time continuum. My son seems to be now aging in reverse, causing me
to deduct one star from this review. Otherwise a very informative book.

11 of 23 people found the following review helpful

Knitting with Frog Hair

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Bartok Kinski “A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.”
, November 15, 2009

While living in the Himalayas, my underpants started to deteriorate. Since no stores exist there, I had to find a natural fiber. I used alpaca hair, sheep hair, and dog hair to weave some new ones. They were sloppy to fit but actually worked; when I got back to Europe I got this book,
Knitting With Dog Hair: Better a Sweater From a Dog You Know and Love Than From a Sheep You’ll Never Meet
. It was a fun, dead read. One thing I recommend is treating the dog hair in a natural liquid to kill fleas before you weave it, as I was bitten extensively when I did not. Also, it is not humane to remove all of a dog’s hair since he can suffer skin lesions or frost or ridicule from bald Asian cats.

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