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311 of 343 people found the following review helpful

Blue tape eliminates red tape

By
honeybearsf
, January 7, 2009

When we found cracks in the containment structure, we used to have to shut the whole plant down; then there was a lot of hassle with the nuclear regulatory agency about structural integrity and environmental contamination. With this quality duct tape, that’s all in the past. Now, when we see a cracked or crumbling wall, we just bring out the tape. The slate blue blends right in. I do recommend that you use double layers for openings near the reactor core.

3.7 out of 5 stars

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Deer Rear with Bottle Opener

ASIN:
     B004DNIXEK

Price:
     
$99.00

Deer Rear with Bottle Opener, giving new meaning to the term “the business end”! A “trophy” that any hunting buddy can appreciate, maybe over a brew or two! Funny meets functional. It’s made of sturdy molded foam with lifelike color and detail. Metal bottle opener front and center (or back and center?). Approx. 23” × 12” × 9” deep. Mounting hook on back. Weighs 1 lb., 15 oz. A must for a lodge, garage, cabin, rec room, wherever the hunter is!

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

80 of 83 people found the following review helpful

Perfect opener

By
Paul Bright “Paul Bright”
, May 31, 2013

I don’t own a gun, but my hunting friend bought this. To quote: “I love this on my wall. When I hit the woods for a good hunt, I don’t always get to shoot the deer I see. It gets frustrating. I go home and have a beer. But now that I have the Deer Rear, I can take my anger out and bust a cap in his a**.”

3,842 of 3,881 people found the following review helpful

The buck stops here

By
George Takei
, May 31, 2013

Deer friends: Looking for the perfect “hunting lodge” accessory? No ifs, ands, or butts, this is a staggering find. As any John Doe could
tell you, mount this baby on your wall and BAMBI! Instant party. Now when guests ask me to open their beers, I just say, “Go buck yourself.”

9 of 15 people found the following review helpful

Impractical meets tasteless

By
Brett “bret_p”
, May 31, 2013

It’s great that we can find such respectful uses for animal carcasses: turn them into novelty items! Customers who liked this also bought the “Grandpa Mike’s Hands” jar opener. He would have loved to see his good grip carrying on even after death.

22 of 28 people found the following review helpful

Great Value

By
Mike Creveling
, May 31, 2013

I could not believe my luck. I purchased this article thinking it would add a bit of class to the old basement bar. When I received the packages—that’s right, packages—I thought I had been lucky enough to have received two Deer Rears for the price of one. Butt no, they also sent me the antlered head which hangs on the opposite side of the wall. Nothing says class like the surprised expression on that buck’s face every time someone opens a beer. Perhaps an update with optional sound effects? Great value.

41 of 46 people found the following review helpful

Great addition to my butt collection

By
C Lange
, May 31, 2013

This goes well with my cat butt collection. Anxious to see if a possum one will be available soon. Uncap a cold PBR and let the good times come to you. Only downfall is I have to mount it on something and can’t just carry it around. Would come in handy while hunting or even in the big city to impress the ladies. Butt pocket version?