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45 of 49 people found the following review helpful

Thanks making this for the young ones!

By
yoster
, January 18, 2013

I must say I was especially excited that this toy is marketed to the 3+ demographic! The 3+ marketing made me feel comfortable busting this out with my 3-year-old. It’s never too soon to introduce our young ones to the innovative new ways our country has figured out to kill poor people of color.

2,809 of 2,931 people found the following review helpful

Helped me teach my son about the Imperial forces

By
Rambone
, December 17, 2012

My son is very interested in joining the Imperial forces when he grows up. He says he’s not sure if he wants to help police the homeland or if he wants to invade foreign countries. So I thought a new Predator Drone toy would be a nice gift for him. These drones are used both domestically and internationally, to spy on people and assassinate them at the Emperor’s discretion. He just loves flying his drone around our house, dropping Hellfire missiles on Scruffy, our dog. He kept saying that Scruffy was a terror suspect and needed to be taken out. I asked him if Scruffy should get a trial first, and he quoted Lindsey Graham, Imperial Senator: “Shut up, Scruffy. You don’t get a trial!” I was so proud. I think I’ll buy him some video games that promote martial law for Christmas.

320 of 341 people found the following review helpful

Only one flaw!

By
Trilobyte
, December 18, 2012

This is an awesome toy to instill a sense of exploration in your child. Geography of foreign lands will come naturally as you and your child act out imaginary strikes on Pakistan, Afghanistan, Yemen, Syria, Libya, and many more! Combined with the optional targets—the wedding, the funeral, and the dusty road with an American citizen and his son—you can act out these scenarios very realistically! Teaching the moral superiority and callous disregard for other people and nations has never been easier.

53 of 57 people found the following review helpful

Keep an eye on the neighborhood

By
Nicklous W. Steele
, January 6, 2013

This drone has helped to teach my son how important it is to keep and eye on those neighbors with the Ron Paul stickers on their cars. It’s not just goat herders on the other side of the globe we need to keep Big Brother’s boot on. Also get the FBI’s warrantless, magnetic, under-car tracking device and the waterboarding kit. I dare my wife to spout off about the 4th amendment one more damn time.

100 of 107 people found the following review helpful

Obama Drone! Obama Drone!

By
Bryant
, January 8, 2013

Everybody in the hood will soon have their own drone! And Obama’s giving ’em away for FREE! From the “Constitutional Scholar” responsible for such classic hits as “Section 1021(b) of the 2012 NDAA,” “HR347,” and “Do You Know The Way To Guantanamo Bay,” comes this exciting new destructor of “associated forces”! A MUST-have for the budding little fascist in your home! Civil Liberties Not Included. Must be purchased separately with our “Citizens United” box set. Side effects may include: loss of habeas corpus; indefinite detention without evidence, legal counsel, or judicial review; suspension of the 1st, 4th, 5th, 6th, and 8th amendments; FEMA camp relocation and re-education; and in most cases, explosive death involving innocent civilians.

8 of 10 people found the following review helpful

Little Johnny is finally adapting to his surroundings

By
Angela Greco
, February 28, 2013

I was beside myself when my son gave all his lunch money away to other kids who didn’t have lunch. He was constantly expressing inappropriate feelings by hugging and holding hands with his classmates.

Well, no more! I am happy to report that he is now grown into his role as an assertive, competitive, acquisitive, normal human being.

Thank you. This is much more than a “toy.” It’s an educational tool.