Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (17 page)
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Authors: Bob Phillips
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Marcus.
Marcus who?
Marcus waiting for you to come out and play.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Newton.
Newton who?
Newton had an apple fall on his head.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive and let live.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pig.
Pig who?
Pig up your stuff and put it away.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
Sour queen is what I like on potatoes!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter. Did you get it?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Salmon.
Salmon who?
Salmon Ella have been married for 50 years.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Therese.
Therese who?
Therese got to be an end to these crazy jokes.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Unaware.
Unaware who?
Unaware is what you don't answer the door in.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Venda.
Venda who?
Venda knocks keep coming, you'll open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be glad this is almost the last joke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amish.
Amish who?
Amish you a whole lot.