Read Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids Online
Authors: Bob Phillips
Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (12 page)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tanks.
Tanks who?
Tanks for opening the door.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Uta.
Uta who?
Uta sight, uta mind!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Venue.
Venue who?
Venue stop telling knock-knock jokes, I'll be glad.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wales.
Wales who?
Wales long as I'm here, shall we go out?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yancy.
Yancy who?
Yancy meeting you here!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alpha.
Alpha who?
Alpha crying out loud! Please open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Biplane.
Biplane who?
Biplane is the way I'm going home if you don't open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cauliflower.
Cauliflower who?
Cauliflower if you want a date with a daisy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Denial.
Denial who?
Denial is a river in Egypt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esther.
Esther who?
Esther another way to get you to open the door besides knocking?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Felice.
Felice who?
Felice a jolly good fellowâ¦which nobody can deny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gomez.
Gomez who?
Gomez around with me, buddy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hertz.
Hertz who?
Hertz me when you won't let me in.