Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (10 page)
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Authors: Bob Phillips
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ray.
Ray who?
Ray-member me?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Salami.
Salami who?
Salami in already!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tally.
Tally who?
Are you from England?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Usher.
Usher who?
Usher wish you would let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice it time to open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
William.
William who?
William mind bringing me an ice-cream cone?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yoga.
Yoga who?
Yoga any idea how tired I am of all these jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca my bags and leave if you don't let me in.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bandage.
Bandage who?
Bandage is determining how long a band has been playing.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cauliflower.
Cauliflower who?
Cauliflower whatever you wantâit's still a flower.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Donut who?
A donut is a weird person who only eats dough.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esther.
Esther who?
Esther anybody who will answer the door?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fresno.
Fresno who?
Rudolf the Fresno reindeer.