Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (8 page)
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Authors: Bob Phillips
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Papa.
Papa who?
Papa goes the weasel!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Quack.
Quack who?
Quack my tooth on a popcorn kernel.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ray.
Ray who?
Ray-ders of the Lost Ark!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sal.
Sal who?
Sal long way from California to New York.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Taiwan.
Taiwan who?
Taiwan to hear another knock-knock joke?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Veal.
Veal who?
Veal see you later.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yawl.
Yawl who?
Yawl come back and visit again.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Almond.
Almond who?
Almond love with you, so open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butcher.
Butcher who?
Butcher hands up! This is a stickup!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Carrot.
Carrot who?
Carrot is what happens when a car gets all rusty.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Donna.
Donna who?
Donna you have to finish your homework?