Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (4 page)
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Authors: Bob Phillips
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lattice.
Lattice who?
Lattice have a good time laughing together.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major ask, didn't I!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway who?
Norway am I going to stand outside in the cold.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olga.
Olga who?
Olga play with my friends.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Paradise.
Paradise who?
Paradise is what you roll when you play Monopoly.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Q-tip.
Q-tip who?
If Q-tip over a glass of milk, you'll make a mess.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rose.
Rose who?
Rose, rose, rose your boat, gently down the streamâ¦
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Settler.
Settler who?
Settler down! She's acting silly again.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tijuana.
Tijuana who?
Tijuana hold my hand?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
Utah me when you looked out the window.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Vonda.
Vonda who?
Vonda hear some more knock-knock jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy red, red robin comes bob, bob, bobbin' alongâ¦
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Xavier.
Xavier who?
Xavier breath.