Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (6 page)
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Authors: Bob Phillips
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Noun.
Noun who?
Noun is the time to open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive on the other side of the street.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Parka.
Parka who?
Parka your bike next to the tree on the front lawn.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Quacker.
Quacker who?
Quacker cwumbs are messes that ducks make.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rubber Duck.
Rubber Duck who?
Rubber Duck dub, three men in a tubâ¦
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word, and I'll tell you who I am.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tire.
Tire who?
Tire shoestrings before you trip and fall.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ugo.
Ugo who?
Ugo open the door and see.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Vent.
Vent who?
I vent to school this morning. What did you do?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Winnie.
Winnie who?
Winnie funnier joke comes along, I'll tell it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Xavier.
Xavier who?
Xavier! She's sinking in the sea!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery who?
Avery Thanksgiving I eat a lot of turkey.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bean.
Bean who?
Bean standing out here for a long time.