Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (11 page)
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Authors: Bob Phillips
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gophers.
Gophers who?
Gophers to the store, second to the library, and third to Grandma's.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
I'm fine. How are you?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car. Want to go for a ride?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justice.
Justice who?
Justice the best kind of judge to have when you go to court.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kipper.
Kipper who?
Kipper silly knock-knock jokes to yourself.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Leena.
Leena who?
Leena too far over the wall, and you'll fall over.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mabel.
Mabel who?
Mabel go knock on someone else's door.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
New Year.
New Year who?
New Year gonna ask me that!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orbit.
Orbit who?
Orbit of a strange person.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Paris.
Paris who?
A Paris good, but I prefer apples!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Quebec.
Quebec who?
Quebec to the end of the line!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Racine.
Racine who?
Racine around in circles all day?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
Sally-brate the moments of your life!