Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (23 page)
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Authors: Bob Phillips
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Saul.
Saul who?
Saul these jokes are driving me crazy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thistle.
Thistle who?
Thistle make you laugh.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Van Nuys.
Van Nuys who?
Van Nuys have seen the gloryâ¦
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wade.
Wade who?
Wade in the water and get wet.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yolanda.
Yolanda who?
Yolanda your back when you slip on a banana peel.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ancient.
Ancient who?
Ancient going to let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bass.
Bass who?
Bass the salt and pepper, please.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cameron.
Cameron who?
Cameron is what I take pictures with.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Domino.
Domino who?
Domino cowhand from the Rio Grande.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esther.
Esther who?
Esther anybody home?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fay Row.
Fay Row who?
Fay Row was buried in a pyramid.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Galahad.
Galahad who?
Galahad a bike until it was stolen.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hewlett.
Hewlett who?
Hewlett the cat in the house?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ida Mann.
Ida Mann who?
Ida Mann who should be let in.