Read Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids Online
Authors: Bob Phillips
Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (25 page)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yoda funniest person I've ever known.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy-lay another minute and I'm going to go home!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Byron.
Byron who?
Don't just Byron joke book. There are many more where this one came from.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Carson.
Carson who?
Carson the garage with the door shut.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
E.T.
E.T. who?
E.T. too much food, and you'll get fat.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Few.
Few who?
Few only knew, you would not keep me outside.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ghosts go.
Ghosts go who?
No, no, you silly. Ghosts go “boo.”
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harley.
Harley who?
Harley hear ya! Can ya speak up?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida rather be inside. It's cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
July.
July who?
July too much, and people don't believe you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent who?
Kent you see? I'm standing right in front of you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lesson.
Lesson who?
In lesson a minute, I'm going to leave.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Marmalade.
Marmalade who?
Marmalade an egg, but Papa didn't.