Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (21 page)

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Quiet.

Quiet who?

Quiet a long ride to the ocean, isn't it?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Roland.

Roland who?

Roland on the river.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Seahorse.

Seahorse who?

Seahorse around and you always get in trouble.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Tyler.

Tyler who?

Tyler is someone who lays tiles on the floor.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Upton.

Upton who?

It's Upton you to open the door.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Vine.

Vine who?

Vine weather to go swimming.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Wa.

Wa who?

Hey, are you a cowboy?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

You.

You who?

You who to you too.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Amos.

Amos who?

Amos be bugging you a lot.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Basket.

Basket who?

Basket home because it's nearly dark!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Canter.

Canter who?

Canter you come out and go for a bike ride?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Delight.

Delight who?

Delight on your porch burnt my finger.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Essay.

Essay who?

Essay for you to say.