Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (13 page)
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Authors: Bob Phillips
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iowa.
Iowa who?
Iowa lotta money to the IRS.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jackson.
Jackson who?
Jackson is also the son of Jack's wife.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kumquat.
Kumquat who?
Kumquat-ly while they take you away to the loony farm.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Les.
Les who?
Les go to the party.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mistake.
Mistake who?
Mistake was just put on the barbeque.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze in charge around here?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Paris.
Paris who?
Paris the salt, please!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Quack.
Quack who?
Quack an egg and fry it in the skillet.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Raisin.
Raisin who?
Raisin kids is not easy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
Sally dance while the music is playing?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis just before eleven.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Undo.
Undo who?
Undo-wear is what I put on first.